Kylie Jenner’s new boo PartyNextDoor composed and sang an ode to his new lady love and subsequently posted a video of his performance on his social media accounts. The inspired verse? “Kylie, oh Kylie.”
Yeah, that is something you can do, if you’re someone who wanted to do that. Whoever that might be.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have moved from being entertainingly rude to one another in PR statements, to reported accusations of domestic violence. This is a bad, sad trajectory.
It, like, totally didn’t even matter to him, ok?
In documents filed by celebrity divorce attorney Laura Wasser, Johnny Depp has requested for a judge to reject Amber Heard’s request for spousal support. He’s also asked that she pay her own attorney fees.
Though many of you are still traumatized by the news of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s divorce, I simply must make your morning even worse by sharing a new rumor about it. TMZ is reporting that Heard filed for divorce from her husband of 15 months because Depp’s family couldn’t fucking stand her, and she was sick and…
To be fair, even listening to this story made me long for the sanctuary of a faraway cave.
Sophie Turner—the actress most widely recognized as Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones—will soon appear alongside Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men: Apocalypse. Though they only shot a couple scenes together, the pair share a special bond built on a violent-yet-playful cunt punch.
Amber Heard is guilty.
Dina Lohan might have her daughter Lindsay Lohan’s soul trapped in a gilded cage with only a bottle of whiskey for company, but it looks like that isn’t enough for the 21st century’s answer to Mama Rose. She wants a new star attraction for her human menagerie. And that thing that she wants is Russian grand-babies.
Even though they occasionally break actual news, Radar Online is mostly known for sensationalizing the already sensational world of celebrity gossip by turning stories up to eleven. And this week they didn’t just live up to their reputation; they proved that we had all expected far too little from their kooky little…
Does Johnny Depp smell bad? He says, “I smell really good,” but whether or not you believe him is entirely up to you.
Funny Or Die has released a behind-the-scenes video from Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie, in which Johnny Depp removes his makeup in a totally casual and not at all traumatizing way.
Catherine Greig, girlfriend of Boston mob boss James “Whitey” Bulger, pleaded guilty to a federal criminal contempt charge on Wednesday. Not to mention, she wasn’t depicted in Black Mass—the Bulger movie starring Johnny Depp—which is bullshit.
If you follow fashion, celebrities, kewl teenz, or the children of the rich and famous, Lily-Rose Depp is about to be in your life a lot more from now on—particularly after this weekend, when Yoga Hosers debuts at Sundance, featuring her first starring role—so you might as well learn who, and why.
After Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were spotted together over New Year’s, TMZ is reporting that it’s just a matter of time before the couple rekindles their romantic flame that once burned so bright, a beacon of hope in the darkness.
Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are still fighting with Australia over the fact that, months ago, they smuggled their two Yorkshire terriers into the country, briefly avoiding the mandatory 10-day quarantine because they’re famous. Yes, this situation is still happening.
Our nation’s collective boners for Johnny Depp—once a heartthrob, now no more—have been deflated for several years. And yet Depp’s continued devotion to reminding us of our lack of tumescence rolls on with each interview he gives about his new favorite activities: making bad movies, and marrying a young hottie who…
