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Scout
11/25/08

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Travis Barker - shit happens and some shit you simply cannot sue for because well, shit happens....accidents happen. That said, i'm glad you are alright.

Britney - I could care less about you but in an effort to show some female solidarity....pull down your shirt and try to stay on track this time. Wishing you well.

Amy - please, please get help. I miss hearing you sing.
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Understater
11/25/08

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Joseph Gordon Levitt + Rachel Evan Wood = Full-on Thespian Boner.
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plothole
11/25/08

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And did anyone else have the truly cruel and heartless thought that "if I was marrying that idiot ass I would have cried the whole time too?"
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Cerridwen
11/25/08

@plothole: Yep. Count in me as heartless because all I could think was "Heidi, if I was marrying Spencer Pratt, I'd cry too."
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Madonna's quote is scrambling my brains, which I admit are scrambled already with the flu medicine.

I she saying that divorce would be awful if she actually had to THINK about it? I didn't realize people got divorced without thinking about it.

Yes, everything works so much better if we just stay busy so we don't have to think about things. Silly me! I've been doin' it all wrong.
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CrankyOldBroad
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
A-Rod, sensitivity chip = missing

Madonna, putting children before her own neediness = not

Cynthia, fury of a woman scorned = ur doin it right
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heykoukla
11/25/08

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Reese Witherspoon: "We decided to produce it together and we re-wrote the script together and every day was like: 'How are we going to do this?' 'What are we going to do now?"

Oh yeah, sounds like it's got all the makings of a great film, that one. Actors doing the re-writes, changing scenes day by day. Always the recipe for a classic.
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Kali Mama
11/25/08

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The thing about Steven Seagal is funny because in 90% of his roles he plays a cop, an ex-cop, a loose cannon cop, or ex-SEAL navy army special forces veterans.
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heykoukla
11/25/08

@Kali Mama: The man is clearly a Method actor.
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Sev
11/25/08

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Travis Barker - I'm really sorry you were in a plane crash and have suffered severely. However, accidents happen. Things cannot go smoothly all the time. So unless there is someone who is glaringly at fault, you don't deserve compensation.
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Scout
11/25/08

@Sev: AGREED
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30RocksMySocks
11/25/08

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Those pictures of Suri with the cupcake are adorable, but 2 questions. 1. Does that child ever where pants or only dresses? 2. How much must it suck to have that many people following you around and taking pictures of you on the street? All those cameras in the background of the shot of Katie and Suri. Ugh. I would hate that!
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heykoukla
11/25/08

@30RocksMySocks: Tom Cruise says in the interview that she doesn't like wearing pants, only dresses, and that she doesn't even like sneakers - says they're "boys shoes."
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amoureuse est heureuse
11/25/08

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-Mr. Amoureuse is going to die when he finds out that Boston Legal was canceled. They should have kept Boston Legal and canceled Grey's Anatomy or Desperate Housewives. Heck Brothers & Sisters has also jumped the shark.

-Britney, stop being passive-aggressive about K-Fed.

-I have a feeling that all the Kidman-Urban-Cruise children will end up in therapy.
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TheGuvnah
11/25/08

@amoureuse is a second class citizen: you can pry Brothers and Sisters out of my cold, dead hands.
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Cookie Dough Monster
11/25/08

@TheGuvnah: Mine too. Vice grip.
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LaComtesse
11/25/08

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"Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person…"

So, when Heidi wasn't in your life you were, what? A Nazi? A rapist? Someone who intentionally infects others with incurable diseases? Because, honestly, I can't see how you could possibly be much worse...
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GiGiBird
11/25/08

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Is it just me or does anyone else think that LiLo is NOT an alcoholic? I feel like she just partied too hard but to save face had to attend rehab. Now she has to hide bottles under the table!
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/25/08

@GiGiBird: ...Obvi I've never met the woman, but I don't know many people who let alcohol and drugs threaten their careers, relationships and lives who don't have at least an abuse "problem."
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BiteMeMitchell!
11/25/08

@GiGiBird: I don't know about LiLo personally, but I do think there's a tendency, particularly in the US to consider people alcoholics because they're known to overdo it regularly. Whereas in the UK, we just call that 'the weekend'.
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royaume de coeur
11/25/08

@GiGiBird: I remember when Lindsay went to rehab, and I thought, oh shit, if this girl needs help and everyone I know drinks just as much, if not more, than she appears to... we're in trouble. But then again, instead of going to rehab, we regular folks go to this thing called 'work,' where the mere idea of losing all your income is enough to scare you straight (at least til 5 pm rolls around).
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gold_gato
11/25/08

@GiGiBird: Yeah, I get the same feeling. Of course I don't REALLY know, but if she's our measure, I feel like I've known a lot of people who've had problems.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/25/08

@royaume de coeur: I think rehab was as much about her being able to work again. Remember that producers were sending her threatening letters and her co-stars were speaking out about her.
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taranwanderer
11/25/08

@Anointynointy: HA! I knew I was living in the wrong country...
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gold_gato
11/25/08

@Anointynointy: Haha! True, I found this out during my grad school years in the UK. Wine time was EVERY time.
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labeled
11/25/08

@GiGiBird: I started a long comment yesterday about this possibility, tying it in with Hollywood's tendency to use rehab as its crutch.

But in the end, it's just impossible to say unless you are Lindsey herself.
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aubonpam
11/25/08

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China had a good 20 years to get mad about Chinese Democracy. This is like when that one minister got mad at Anthrax because he thought they were a new band who named themselves after the anthrax attacks in 2001. In related news, I'm mad about Chinese Democracy too, but for entirely different reasons.
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Kivrin
11/25/08

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Yay, ERW and Joseph Gordon Levitt! He's adorable -- such a step up from Marilyn Manson, IMHO.
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cuteasabutton
11/25/08

@Kivrin: He is so cute! Loved him in "10 Things I hate about you".
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BiteMeMitchell!
11/25/08

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I am alone in thinking Peaches Geldof hasn't done anything particularly wild? The wedding thing looked to me more like some kind of misguided Green Card attempt so she could increase the thickness of her wallet by disappearing to NY and irritating everyone there too. She mostly just seems like she wants you to think she's crazy and wild and out of control, but is mostly just like any other annoying, privileged teenager. Although I do appreciate Kelly's statement, as it seems so beautifully patronising coming from someone who's about 4 years older than Peaches.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/25/08

@Anointynointy: Then again, Kelly Osborne hit that level of annoying priviledge when she was 14-16...so at least she's come a little further down the road.
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tscheese
11/25/08

@Anointynointy:

Kelly: You pour lost little urchin! Sweet misguided moppet!
Peaches: Wot's all this, then?
Kelly: You're rebelling, you're out of control, you're so sad--
Peaches: Wait. What--
Kelly: It's so sad and tragic! And horrible! YOU HAVE PILES AND PILES OF MONEY and a 19-year-old metabolism and media attention! And you dyed your hair an unnatural color! BRIEFLY! I FEEL YOUR PAIN, PEACHES. I HAVE BEEN THERE. It's so sad. You're so deliciously tragic. I weep. Let me take you under my wing, you tiny lost waif.
Peaches: ...What?
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hellosunshine
11/25/08

@tscheese: Reminder to self - when you see a comment from tscheese, do not take a sip of coffee, lest you choke on it whilst giggling.
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heykoukla
11/25/08

@Anointynointy: Word in the UK has long been she has rather a nasty drug habit, and she's also been the subject of many a "blind item" about stealing stuff - from stores, photo shoots, you name it.
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