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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    09:01 AM

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Wow, Yoko's tweet...
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    There are not enough characters in the world to convince me think that Pete Wentz is funny.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Is the song Palin referenced the same one about smoking funny things, drinking whiskey, and premarital sex? LOLz.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Demi, because of your surfer frames from C.A.2F.T. I continue to go to the gym when I don't want to.
    But I'm not so worried about your hip -- it's there if you say it's there -- but where is the rest of your dress?

    Ice T. and Tom Cruise.

    "Not the pair I would have expected to share a frame" is an understatement.
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    11/19/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Fuck what you're going through, that's T's dude.
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    prismatism promoted this comment That-Dude was starred That-Dude was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Reading things like that make me wonder if Jennifer Aniston ever finished high school.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: HA! I thought the same thing.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: I would agree with you, except that I don't think she has a Twitter account. I am basing this on the fact that the Tabloids have yet to dissect any of her supposed tweets.

    For example: "I feel so hard [in love] yesterday! I tripped [on my baby shrine] and hit my leg so hard!"
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    oh for fucks sake, when is chris brown going to stfu and go back into his hole?

    and no, im not ready to 'forgive', and maybe some will label me as harsh and hateful, but i cant stand that he not only beat the f out of his girlfriend, but that he has shown no real remorse for it.
    evidently hes a liar too?

    also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/19/09

    @rd2uk: "...also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?"

    No social conscience and a complete lack of taste in music?

    (I'm just guessing.)
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    11/19/09

    @rd2uk: Thank you so much for this, because until I saw the name Geldof here (I somehow missed it above), I was afraid the cool Peaches (no last name) was at Chris Brown's show, and I was disappointed in her. This makes so much more sense.
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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    11/19/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: Oh thank goodness, I was wondering the same thing. I was thinking, the awesome Peaches who snarled, "Sucking on my titties like you want it" at her audience can't possibly be the same person at a Chris Brown concert! That would be so wrong! Thankfully, it is wrong.
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    rd2uk promoted this comment Valkyrie607 was starred Valkyrie607 was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    EXHIBIT A: The exact photo that was put on the cover of the magazine in question. EXHIBIT B: An adamant Tweet insisting that I was not photoshopped.

    Your honor, I rest my case.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: Ex post facto, quid pro quo, nunc pro tunc, sua sponte, cogito ergo sunt, ab initio, ab absurdo--YOU WIN. Congrats.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    inasmuch as the photo doesn't prove anything, what are we all trying to prove/disprove here? I don't see anything strange with the photo. She is lean in the hip area and since I have her same body shape / figure, I don't see what I'm missing, I guess. ??
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    Image of winner winner
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Sooooo... you're also missing part of your hip?
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    11/19/09

    @winner: I think it's that her leg is at an angle, and the dress is covering the bend.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @jenrobe: yes, that is what I think as well. the lighting doesn't help either.
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    Image of cherry_blossom cherry_blossom
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Seriously, the photo does look a little off at first glance, but it's really more an issue of the weird outfit. She is standing with her left leg bent out, her shoulders and hips cocked...she is obviously super thin (look at her neck and clavicle) with narrow hips. I never really understood what the big deal was.
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    Scout promoted this comment cherry_blossom was starred cherry_blossom was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @cherry_blossom: me neither. and seriously, people, some of us DO have "clavicles that can kill" - mine is a lethal weapon and I've always had it.

    i'm 5' 9" 135 it is my fucking body type - leave me alone. Oh, and I box which let me tell you, makes for a totally lean body NOT SKINNY...lean - learn the word.

    oh, shit, I just went a little batshit right there. sorry.

    #tips
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Aw, I feel you on the clavicle of death. My sternum and clavicle, comin' at ya!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    BREAKING: Anniston is tripped on own stairs by an astral projection of Angelina Jolie while texting Brad.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/19/09

    @TransFat: Sounds like modern dance as choreographed by Tim Burton.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    I'm afraid of her clavicle.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Wow Demi, that photo looks EXACTLY like the cover image. It's like they didn't photoshop you AT ALL. You really do just have glowing eyes and physics defying hips. I think it is you who is being sold the bullshit.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    I'm not sure I understand how posting a picture proves that it wasn't photoshopped... We're gonna have to take your word for it either way, Demi...
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I didn't know Ice-T was Charles Manson's love child.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I am as guilty as the next person for believing everything I read in tabloids, but even my bullshit detector tells me that Katie is never going to write a tell-all book, especially after Tom puts her in his van and erases her brain with his e-meter.
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/18/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
    I'm surprised, but I actually think Nicole Kidman looks good in the most recent photo. There was a moment there when she was starting to look Melanie Griffith-esque with all the surgery, but she looks pretty natural in this photo. I also think her boobs only look that way because that's one hell of a tight dress.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/18/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: And her face is a little fuller, so maybe she has gained some weight? She looks wonderful right now with the red hair back.
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    Image of Oleander Oleander
    11/18/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I disagree about the boobs. It's not the size that gives it away, it's the shape. You can clearly see the outline of implants. I don't think real breasts get quite such a "domed" look, with such a sharp outline.
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick promoted this comment Oleander was starred Oleander was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    11/19/09

    @Oleander: I dunno, I have natural boobs and I can make them look like that if I squeeze them enough. (And, yes, I just took the time to verify that.)
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    prismatism approved this comment Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
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