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Mrs. Stephen Fry
05/29/09

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Someone may have pointed this out already, but Willem Dafoe is missing from this list. He is famously well endowed.
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SLUTTY_CHOLA_COBBLER
05/29/09

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WTF did Alexis Arquette not give be some of that luscious heavenly wood before he had that pre-op? Damn, that was seriously a waste of a big wood!! I blame him for global warming..
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pseudonom is ON STRIKE.
05/29/09

@SLUTTY_CHOLA_COBBLER: Haha I had a similar reaction, but was kindly reminded that she is much happier now :)
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TurtleSpeak
05/28/09

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11 inches flaccid?! I like 'em well hung but good god damn. Rasputin, keep that thing away from me!

Anyway, congratulations fellas (those of you who are still alive). Take a bow (if you can bend that far).
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picardia
05/28/09

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8 inches erect is newsworthy?

Damn, I've had better luck in boyfriends than I thought.
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ImproperDancing
05/28/09

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Dear Jezebel,

Thank you for the naked Colin Farrell picture.

I love you too.

BRB cold shower time.

Love, ImproperDancing
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
05/28/09

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Does anyone have background on that SCARY pic of BritBrit? Was this from a video?
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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

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Is there a way also for at least one day here to go by and have people not offended? This is a funny little pithy piece (no offense) about 20 random dudes who we all think or know have a big penis to go along with a new HBO show. I could fake being offended but that would mean I would have to care. And this goes for the blonde vs brunette joke. If this humor and sarcasm is too much, I say you need to cancel your subscription to the interwebs, b/c if this bothers you, you will be scared from the stuff I have seen. Sorry to jack the thread, but honestly every day its something else. Im guilty sometimes but its getting tiring.
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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

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Isn't Dick Cheney hung??? Confirmation needed.
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MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
05/28/09

@ArtfulSlinger: YES.

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hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
05/28/09

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random story... i once started a relationship where we didn't sleep together until after we fell in love. we waited a long time for a variety of reasons, but during that time i was always worried it would be tiny or he wouldn't know how to use it. when the day came (no pun intended) and i first saw it, it was so big i was horribly intimidated. while i grew to love it, i'm of the opinion that large penises are scary.
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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

@hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: Anything beyond average is scary. I hooked up with a friend of my ex boyfriends awhile after we broke up (I was young) and I had heard for years there was something up with his dick. When I saw it in real life for the first time, I was so freaked out, I panicked and rushed home. Unfortunately, all I wanted to do was call my ex and confirm what him and his friends thought about this dude's dick.
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Antonella
05/28/09

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The Tommy Lee and Alexis Arquette ones certainly do make me swoon. And, um, the link to Simon Rex's isn't working.
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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

@Antonella: Yeah all I could think of for Alexis was, you got rid of that?
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mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
05/28/09

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OK I must be very very lucky because those penises look, from my experience, very average.
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Mrs.Raoul LeBlanc
05/28/09

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This topic of conversation always makes me think of peter steele from Type O negative. He did the playgirl spread and he has some lovely bedroomn eyes (if you go for the rocker, metal, totally hot and masculine type) and is also quite well endowed being that he is quite a large man. Although it appears from the cheezy playgirl article the man knows about foreplay and I think their is something to be said for a more well endowed guy allowing a lady to get ready for the big show instead of just trying to do things right away. Either way I think size is only sometimes an issue but to small is ALWAYS to small.
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The HZA.
05/28/09

@Mrs.Raoul LeBlanc: I just googled him. Swoooon.
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ArtfulSlinger
05/28/09

@Mrs.Raoul LeBlanc: I knew his cousin. Lets just say it was quite embarrassing!
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
05/28/09

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Do me up and down, Liam Neeson.

As the girlfriend of a man nearing double digits, I have to say I'm partial.
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Shamrockette
05/28/09

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K-Fed's penis was THIIIIIIIS big. It was about the size of a baby carrot.
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Shamrockette
05/28/09

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All I have learned about big cocks is never to have a huge cock take your virginity. Because it will most likely hurt way more than it should.

And now it's made me scared...
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hatepuns
05/28/09

@Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: But if he's your boyfriend, what other choice do you have? I really need to know. Really.
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Shamrockette
05/28/09

@femibot: Invest in a vibrator and work your way up from it before you have sex. That's the only advice I got when I was dating a guy with a really thick one (but length was tiny).
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ImproperDancing
05/28/09

@Shamrockette is stickin' to it!: From experience. Yes. Go for average on the first time.

I was not at all prepared...
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