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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    I remember seeing some clip on YouTube once of Graham Chapman's funeral, of the remaining cast and Chapman's partner leading the rest of the congregant in 'Always Look on the Bright Side', in lieu of a hymn.

    made me cry, it did! #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    My fav sketch, bar none, is Cheese Shop. To this day, I smile at the cheese counter at the grocery store whenever I see Wensleydale.

    "Ooooh, the cat's et it." #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition....

    NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    ... including Graham Chapman, who died in 1989.

    The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.

    Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.

    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.

    The Dead Collector: He isn't.

    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.

    Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    When I worked at a celebrity heavy sushi restaurant here in Los Angeles I never really bat an eyelash at most of the people who came in for our insanely expensive mayo-doused-sushi. Then one day, I look up and there is Eric Idle at my hostess stand waiting to be sat. It was everything I could do to not quote any Python at him so I just kept staring until another hostess sat him. Nobody knew who he was, and yet there I was freaking out!When he left I let out a very feeble, "byyeeee, Mr. Idle, byeeee."
    If it was Michael Palin, thought, I would fainted, fact. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @TransFat: would HAVE fainted. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Michael Palin will always be my favourite. I'm fascinated that he managed to have a vibrant comedy/acting career and then sneak off and turn up later as some sort of cultural David Attenborough. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    I remember falling in love a little with Michael Palin's (no relation to Sarah) "Sir Gallahad, The Chaste." #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @morninggloria: Until the Jezebel I always thought I was strange in that he has been my biggest crush since Junior High (well, him and Bowie...specifically in Labyrinth...ah the youths and their love of curious bulges). Those travel docs he did for the BBC are like porn...I've said too much... #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    I believe they brought Chapman's urn to MP's 30th anniversary special - where they pretended like they dropped it and accidentally spilled his ashes, just like how Graham would've wanted it. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    The man is NO MORE! #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: He's just pining for the fjords. #montypython
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Graham Chapman's penis was the first one I ever saw, courtesy of Life of Brian. And I wish I had a penis of my own and was sharing the afterlife with him so he might possibly want to marry me. He will always be one of my biggest crushes. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): He always seemed to have the best parts. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @NefariousNewt: Is that a reference to his man-parts or his film roles? ;) #montypython
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    His name is spelt Graham Chapman' but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove' #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: "Stop it! Stop it... all right... this whole sketch has become too silly..." #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @NefariousNewt: Get on with it! #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Aww, that made me sad. Graham Chapman was always my favorite Python. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: How on earth can you choose?! #montypython
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    10/15/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It would almost be worth dying if I could have that memorial service! #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @LaComtesse: I think it is because he was Arthur, Brian and the Colonel. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Didn't they have his urn singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" once, somewhere?

    Also, Terry Gilliam: Your shirts. Wow, always. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" comes up quite frequently on one of my Pandora stations. It pleases me greatly.

    Always look on the briiiiight side of death... #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    [www.thefutoncritic.com]

    ALSO: I will always be a little bit in love with Michael Palin. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @Dodgergirl: Honey, I will always be a whole lot in love with all of them. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @badmutha: You and me both! My sister and I can recite numerous sketches - with which we would torture our parents on long road trips.

    "Oh dear, the radio's exploded...

    Well see what's on the television, then.

    It looks like a penguin.

    I meant what PROGRAM.

    OH! Well, let me switch it on..."

    (humming "the girl from ipanema") #montypython
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Graham Chapman Has Ceased To Be, Expired, But Is Not An Ex-Python
    Did anyone catch them on Keith Olbermann last night? Keith got totally flustered at the end when they told him they were huge fans of his and applauded him. It was a really cute, sincere moment. #montypython
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    10/15/09

    @Crabby Cakes: No... but now I know what I will be looking for online. How do I miss everything worth watching on teevee??!! #montypython
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