Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram

Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she… » 3/22/14 11:30am 3/22/14 11:30am

Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis

Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY… » 3/04/14 8:25pm 3/04/14 8:25pm

Celebrity Scientologists Had a Huge Party Last Night...in Space!!

Last night, the Church of Scientology held its 44th Anniversary Gala — nicknamed the "huh, I didn't realize that person was a Scientologist" mixer — in Los Angeles. Tom Cruise was apparently busy piloting Xenu's personal DC-8 into the far reaches of the galaxy, but Scientology backup quarterback John Travolta was… » 8/25/13 11:30am 8/25/13 11:30am

Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers

A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's idea of what "privacy" is, whose definition clearly got switched to "maybe fucking on a magazine cover" in the Oxford… » 2/26/13 9:00am 2/26/13 9:00am

Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic

The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact that Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are dating. See? Motherfucking TOLD YOU. It's like the plot of The Time Traveler's Wife » 2/06/13 9:00am 2/06/13 9:00am

Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass

Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting The X-Factor before Cowell and the other assorted Powers that Be can fire her, tired of paying her $15 million to say… » 1/10/13 9:00am 1/10/13 9:00am

Danny + Sandy 4 EVR: John Travolta and Olivia Newton John Reunite to…

Aw, shucks! Even after all these years (Grease came out in 1978), John Travolta (Danny Zuko) and Olivia Newton John (Sandra Dee) have remained close. And looky here! They even performed a new Christmas song together and turned it into a music video. "I Think You Might Like It" follows the story of two aliens… » 12/05/12 6:10pm 12/05/12 6:10pm

Kate Middleton Still Royally Puking in the Hospital

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate… » 12/05/12 9:00am 12/05/12 9:00am

Stacy London Opens Up About Anorexia and Binge Eating

What Not To Wear co-host Stacy London reveals in her upcoming book The Truth About Style that she came by the lessons she doles out to women in sartorial need the hard way. When her psoriasis began at the age of 4, she grew into a self-punishing adolescent who battled anorexia and compulsive overeating, with a weight… » 10/04/12 9:00am 10/04/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am

James Franco Is Making a Movie About Lindsay Lohan, Because He Loves Us

Oh my gaaaaaaaahhhd. In the scheme of life-changingly delightful turns of phrase, "James Franco is making a movie about Lindsay Lohan" is right up there with "snow day," "SVU marathon," and "You've won free churros for life." According to a casting breakdown he posted, Franco is directing a feature about "the life of… » 8/14/12 9:00pm 8/14/12 9:00pm

Rashida Jones Wants John Travolta to Come Out of the Goddamn Closet…

Rashida Jones is sick and tired of all the masseurs and all the naked touchings and all the ballyhoo, goddamnit. It's about time for a major movie star to come out of the closet—for the children, you know! The children need you, Hollywood gays!—and it might as well be John Travolta. Allegedly. You know, if he wants.… » 8/13/12 8:00pm 8/13/12 8:00pm

John Travolta and Kelly Preston Squash Gay Rumors by Vacationing on…

The Greek island of Mykonos—the "gay capital of the Mediterranean"—probably isn't where I would go if I were trying to quell rumors about my secret gay touchings, but, you know, everyone's a special snowflake. John Travolta and Kelly Preston were photographed walking hand-in-hand through the streets of the lovely… » 7/17/12 8:30pm 7/17/12 8:30pm