King. Joffrey. Vogues.
King Joffrey has come back from the dead, and he is voguing all for you.
Report: John Travolta’s Hotel Demands Include Aluminum Foil on the Windows & Male Masseurs
Would you like to be John Travolta’s personal masseuse when he’s staying in a hotel? If you said yes for some reason and are a woman, TOO BAD, LADY, because John Travolta only wants to be surrounded by candles and drowned in essential oils while “How Deep Is Your Love” is playing if a man is the one doing the rubbing.
Who the Heck Is Kate Boseworth?
In addition to being what might be the first movie about the messy drama between power line workers and their loved ones, the upcoming Life on the Line marks the first film of newcomer Kate Boseworth. Recognize her? Well, you shouldn’t, because this is her first movie.
Some Revelations We've Had About Grease Since We Were Pre-Teens
Grease is a film I have seen multiple times; it’s statistically likely that you have as well, if only because it seems to be on any given cable network every few months or so. But it wasn’t until watching it very recently, as an adult, that I realized practically everything I know about sexual innuendo comes from …
New O.J. Simpson American Crime Story Promos Sadly Have Fewer Wigs Than Expected
On the heels of Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story: Hotel debut on Wednesday, two new trailers for another one of his shows, American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, have surfaced. For the record, there are a lot… fewer wigs in these trailers than we’d hoped for?
Kylie Warned To Stop Having Plastic Surgery 'Before It's Too Late'
The Kardashian-Jenner-E!-Wests recently staged an intervention with Kylie. Insiders have told Radar Online that the 18-year-old’s family members have told her to quit getting plastic surgery “before it’s too late” because she “doesn’t even look like the same person anymore.”
John Travolta Can't Help But Wonder in Cast Photos for People vs. OJ
Behold the official cast photos for American Crime Story: People vs. O.J., the TV movie that we have to wait till 2016 to watch.
You Won't Believe All the Secrets Kelly Preston and John Travolta Have
If you thought John Travolta was the only person in his marriage with “sex secrets,” then you were wrong, because wife Kelly Preston also has sex secrets, and all their sex secrets will be revealed in a “shocking” new tell-all called The Shocking and Sexy Sex Secrets of Two Secretive People: Kelly Preston and John…
Are You a Rizzo? A Sandy? Take Our Grease Character Quiz to Find Out!
Have you ever wondered what character you’d be in the 1978 movie musical Grease? Are you more “Beauty School Drop Out” or “Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee”? More of a Kenickie or a Coach Calhoun? Take our quiz to find out!
Taylor Swift and Lorde Are 'LOLing' Together, Definitely Not Fighting
Do you ever—when on the subway, walking in the street or chaperoning a school dance—feel like teens are laughing at you? Well, in the case of best friends Lorde (a real teen) and Taylor Swift (an eternal teen), they most definitely are. “That’s right, daddy-o,” they chuckle, flipping up the collars of their leather…
This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta Took Tom Cruise On a Sex Retreat
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we melt our brains down to a thick, soupy liquid, load it into squirt guns, and chase our crush around the park until we pass out.
Hey, Quick Question: Why Does This Dog Look Exactly Like John Travolta
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Definitive Proof That John Travolta Is a Shapeshifting Time Traveler
You believe what you want, but these pictures of John Travolta, Kristen Schaal and Steve Carell are pretty convincing proof that they're aliens hell-bent on human destruction.
Selena Gomez Got All Artsy (And Naked) On Her Instagram
Selena Gomez posted a very artistic and ambiguous photo of herself being sacrificed to a curtain monster frolicking in the sun on her Instagram yesterday and the internet erupted in idle speculation about what it could all mean. Is Selena finally taking control of her career and shedding her good-girl image? Is she…
Judge to Release Blurry Video of Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis
Apparently, following his Florida DUI arrest, Justin Bieber was videotaped while, um, welcoming a urine sample into the world. A few classy media outlets caught wind of this fact and have now requested the video via Florida's public records law. And then a judge was like, "As long as you blur the genitals!" YOKEY…
Celebrity Scientologists Had a Huge Party Last Night...in Space!!
Last night, the Church of Scientology held its 44th Anniversary Gala — nicknamed the "huh, I didn't realize that person was a Scientologist" mixer — in Los Angeles. Tom Cruise was apparently busy piloting Xenu's personal DC-8 into the far reaches of the galaxy, but Scientology backup quarterback John Travolta was…
Amanda Seyfried Can't Fall in Love Unless Her Vagina Feels Sparks
Amanda Seyfried is spreadin' gospel about the way (some) people's vaginas and hearts fall in love, e.g. no matter what Hollywood rom-coms say, the My Best Friend's Wedding theorem doesn't generally play out in real life.
Downton Abbey Creator Basically Calls Dan Stevens a Shit
Downton Abbey creator Julian Fellowes would have liked to give Matthew and Lady Mary Crawley a happier ending, but wasn't able to because Dan Stevens bailed so unceremoniously.
