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    Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There

    "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    Am I the only one who thinks this collection is boring and uninspired? I feel bad being so critical, I mean it's RALPH LAUREN, but I feel no tingles looking at these.
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    09/17/09

    @BlackLadyBug: A coworker was at the show and her first reaction was "this has to be a practical joke".
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    3 is unoriginal as I have something like it. That said, I LOVE that dress. I think the pieces are good. The ensembles, not so much.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    I like the shape of the jacket in 7. I think 2 + 3 are really lovely, even if they aren't groundbreaking. I'm intrigued by the influx of periwinkle, robin's egg and peacock blue in the shows in a good way. I think 6 has a preppy smart ass vibe I bet we'll see interpreted on Chuck Bass in a few episodes. #5 confuses me, but the model is really cute and I cheer for any indication hats are hot.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    So I can wear my strappy heels with my overalls?
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    09/17/09

    @sassyredhead: You mean you haven't been? I am most scandalized, indeed.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    I am in love with that blue dress (#2) and wish to be wearing it presently. If only to flounce around town, or course.
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    09/17/09

    @anastasia beaverhousen: I wanna get married in it. Too bad I have neither man nor money for dress.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    2 is pretty, if unoriginal. 3? Looks like the dress I desperately wanted to wear to my 8th grade dance after seeing Tia or Tamara wear it on Sister, Sister.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    I would wear the shit out of these, but especially #6. I would probably also burst into song at random intervals.

    Upon further reflection, my statement above may explain why my parents are reluctant to be seen in public with me.
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    09/17/09

    In reply to Wherever Men Are Fightin' For Their Rights, Ralph Lauren Will Be There
    Color me disappointed. Lauren used to have some kind of cool ideas a few years ago. Very original, not like this rehashed mess.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    wow. just wow. i skimmed it. but caught this gem:


    For one thing: you'd never hear a man getting angry at woman who kept insisting the sex was just casual.


    i have met such a man. i've thought about contributing one of his missives to 'crap email from a dude'.

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    06/23/09

    @librarianette: When in doubt (about anything CEFAD), DO IT!!! You are making the world a better place through schadenfreude and virtual judging. I promise.


    And yeah, this idea that all women want commitment and guys want NSA sex to the grave... if it ever existed, it is now pretty much a myth, form what I've observed.

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    06/23/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    Good god... There is a lot going on in that email.


    I don't think Mara should move out either, but he is a self-important headcase that really, really doesn't want to take responsibility for the things he says. I love all his qualifiers before, during, and after every statement. Christ, that email would be two paragraphs long without all the statements he makes to remove responsibility for his statements.


    In short, don't move out, this dude is harmless. Howevs, he needs to be told to dial it down. Sheesh!

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    06/23/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    "no man is going to embrace his child with such selfish adoration (or most men at least) as much as no

    woman is going to feel some twisted thrill in killing an enemy (or at least most women)"


    This guy. He watches too many movies. These things, they do not happen in real life.

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    06/23/09

    @woobie: "He watches too many movies."


    Plus, he just ... doesn't know anything.

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    06/23/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    So, there's this guy I have always found attractive, mostly because of his brains-- he is a philosophy major who dabbles in acting and creative writing... Most of my friends who know him find him hard to take. When I recognized his tone in this guy's email, I finally realized what they meant. It was like hearing him speak without any residual teenage hormones in the way. Thank you. Seriously.
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    06/23/09

    @Princess Leigh-Cheri Furstenburg-Barcelona: Hee. CEFAD: The saved sanity is just a perq.
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    06/23/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    Ironic that his soul mate--certainly the only person alive who could possibly follow his M.C. Escher/Mobius strip logic and massive, clearly unwarranted self-regard--lives right across the river. Rob, may we introduce you to one Kelly Bensimon?
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    06/22/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    Do. Not. Grab. My. Hair.


    That is all.

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    06/23/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: So with you. I don't think it's an accident that this guy lives in the 'Burg instead of Manhattan. He'd get eaten alive; there would be no remains.
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    06/22/09

    In reply to "If I Were John Steinbeck I Would Say (Casually) That You Have Penis Envy"
    Rob, all she wanted you to say was, "How silly of him to assume you wanted a relationship and not just casual sex."


    And btw, you are not smarter than everyone else. You are not an expert on men, or women, or government, or child rearing, or making women "cum".

    You really, really aren't.


    So stop trying.

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