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McCain Defends Palin's Blacked-Out Visor
"Sarah said she wanted to be a little bit incognito," said John McCain on Fox News yesterday, "Are we in such a world now... [with] all these issues that are going on... that we worry about Sarah Palin's visor?" [Politico]Notes On A Sartorial Scandal
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• Jamie McCourt, baseball's highest-ranking woman, has been fired from her position as the Dodgers' chief executive by her estranged husband Frank McCourt, who is the team's owner. Now she's believed to be trying to regain control of the team. More »Cock The Vote
Researchers report that guys who voted for John McCain in 2008 experienced an immediate drop in testosterone when the results were announced, which means, perhaps, that Republicans trying to hook up on election night were doubly disappointed. [Science Daily]New HPV Vaccine Approved • North Carolina Set To Release Child Rapists
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- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
More »Iran's Supreme Leader: Sit Down And Shut Up
- Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has decided the best way to lead the country while thousands of people are protesting the fraudulent elections is to tell them to shut up, accept the results or risk a violent crackdown. [MSNBC]
More »Roberta McCain Is No Dittohead
Last night on The Tonight Show, John McCain's mom, Roberta, bashed Rush Limbaugh saying, "I don't know what he is. But he does not represent the Republican Party that I belong to." Grumpy Grandmas FTW. More »Wanda Sykes Kills, Republicans Rage & Osama Hides
- Wanda Sykes' White House Correspondents' Dinner performance was pretty funny , but some conservatives, including Meghan McCain, aren't laughing because they're too busy feigning outrage for the cameras. [C-SPAN, ABC News, NY Daily News]
More »Sandra Day O'Connor Talks About The Courts, Avoids Republicans
Deborah Solomon of the New York Times Magazine sat down with retired Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor ostensibly to talk about O'Connor's civics site for kids, Our Courts. But that's apparently way boring. More »Body-Snarking, Abortion-Hating, Lieberman-Shunning: The All New Old GOP!
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More »Blagojevich Actually Manages To Do Something Stupider
- Governor Rod Blagojevich rammed his head more throughly up his ass and found someone to join him: former Illinois Attorney General Roland Burris, who is Blago's new appointment to Barack Obama's Senate seat. [Washington Post]
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