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    Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama

    Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells

    "Yeah, Yeah, A Portal On The 7½ Floor. Sure."

    Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed

    John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up

    Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

    Angelina Jolie's Possibly Dangerous Liaision With Mustachioed John Malkovich

    Being John Malkovich Means Losing Your Shit

    Snap Judgment: John Malkovich Now Working As Mischa Barton's Bag-Handler

    Snap Judgment: John Malkovich Now Working As Mischa Barton's Bag-Handler
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    02:46 PM

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    A horrifying indictment of the criminally negligent piano-moving industry, the failures of which have plagued this great nation for TOO LONG! #georgeclooneynespressocommercail...
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    02:38 PM

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    John Malkovich is damn sexy. #georgeclooneynespressocommercail...
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    02:37 PM

    In reply to George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…
    But will my Mr. Coffee keep me out of purgatory? #georgeclooneynespressocommercail...
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Dear Page Six,
    Mischa Barton isn't the only person on the planet who needs someone else to fix her coffee in the morning. There's a small business named Starbucks dedicated to that, you might have heard of them?

    Forever blowing your mind,
    LeKdeK
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Oh, that is SUCH a ten-year-old's reaction to Michael Sheen's Twilight casting -- "BUT IT WAS MINE, DADDY!" Sooo cute. I'm sure she quickly figured out the upside to his taking over her fandom, though :)
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    Image of pmarble pmarble
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Is anyone else uncomfortable with this Jordan "rape" story. Because all I can think is that the whole thing seems made up to get attention, which is intolerable, but also makes me feel guilty because I am keenly aware of the problem of rape victims not being believed.
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    Image of pumpkinsoup pumpkinsoup
    09/21/09

    @pmarble: You're not alone. I don't know what to think about it either:(
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    09/21/09

    @pumpkinsoup: Thank you. This, coupled with the story Anna N. just posted about a case of a woman being criminally charged after recanting apparently false rape accusations just makes my day, not.
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    Image of theKP theKP
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Tips for Courtney Love: 1) Always wipe first, then attack.

    2. Bunch your skirt up around your waist rather than dropping it down. It makes the ninja toilet bikenjutsu much easier to execute.

    We all know you could totally have taken that guy if you hadn't been at a disadvantage.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/21/09

    @theKP: I was wondering if maybe I was the only one who pulls her skirt up to go potty. So maybe Courtney's just weird(er).
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    Image of 18thfloor 18thfloor
    09/21/09

    @theKP: @theKP: I'm confused about why she attacked him. I mean, the door wasn't locked and it was an accident. Then again, it's Courtney Love, and there's no rational thinking there.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/21/09

    @18thfloor: Yeah, if you don't want someone opening the door while you are going to the bathroom, then lock it.
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    "the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in heaven for me"

    Alright, Barbie, what the hell church do you go to that you think there will be sparkly accessories waiting for you in heaven? Where is the "pretty pretty princess accessory clause" in the bible? I only pick on this because I don't think she's being figurative. I feel like this is a girl (yes, "girl," honey. grow up if you want to be called a woman) actually believes in an afterlife where she will be gifted sparkly jewelry and pretty dresses tailored by Jesus himself.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Carrie Prejean is lecturing people about being tolerant? Aroo?!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Carrie-- yes, we need to be civil to one another. This is impossible to do when you deny someone their CIVIL rights. For fuck's sake woman. I'm starting to really wish Jesus loans you HIS crown. You know, the one with all the pokey thorns?
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    So...I may or may not know someone who is in Susan Sarandon's ping pong club.

    It may or may not be cooler than words can describe.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    09/21/09

    @BadenBaden: Oh oh oh, do they serve fun snacks? Is she hilarious and amazing?
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    Image of TurtleWexlerKickedMe TurtleWexlerKickedMe
    09/21/09

    @bluetrain84: Yes on all counts, and so many more.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    You and me both, Madonna. I would also like to take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew. I could then cover it in chocolate, and add a miracle or two.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    So is that you handle the plural form of the word "passerby?" Makes sense. I always thought "passerbys" seemed awkward, but doing otherwise flew in the face of all I knew about plural forms.

    Aaaaaannnnd, I'm a total dork.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    09/21/09

    @whynotshesaid: It's a compound word, like "mother-in-law," so you pluralize the main noun rather than the descriptor. Passersby, mothers-in-law, etc.

    Edited to add: Aaaaaannnnd, I'm right there with ya in dorkitude.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/21/09

    @ucelluccia: Sweet - thanks for explaining that! I'm actually all excited to know this now.

    Now, let us go be word dorks together.
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    Image of schekotiki schekotiki
    09/21/09

    @whynotshesaid: In a magazine at my high school, the people in charge introduced themselves in their introductory letter as the "Editor-in-Chiefs". It did not bode well for the magazine.

    Grammar dorkitude is always acceptable!
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    09/24/09

    @whynotshesaid: I'm a proofreader by trade. I join you in dorkyland.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Men don't dance, Johnny Depp? Honestly, I'm glad you finally said something to temper my irrational unrequited love for you.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    09/21/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: I have a hard time believing he said that, considering ... well, you know, most of the roles he's taken. He always seems to be up for anything.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    09/21/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: I was surprised by that. I don't think of Johnny as the kind of guy who will wiggle around on a dance floor doing whatever, but he seemed like he'd be able to do a little something. What a party pooper.
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    Image of neka78 neka78
    09/21/09

    @KLondike5: I think he's being sarcastic, y'all! You know how droll the man is.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    09/21/09

    In reply to Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
    Be careful, Seal. If I got to choose my name, I would currently be known as Princess Cottoncandy Sparkle Unicorn.
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/21/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I've never understood how people can pick out baby names before they see the baby. What if the name doesn't fit? I couldn't even name a pet before I'd spent a few hours with it, let alone a child
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    09/21/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: You sure that wouldn't be Sparkal?
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    Image of CynicalPink CynicalPink
    09/21/09

    @colormeroutine: Shit. Took me weeks to figure out a non-shelter name for my cat. I know my parents went in with a few picked out ahead of time...and then promptly went with none of those.

    My childhood choice of name? Probably would have been a throwdown between Rainbow Chocolate PuppyBasket or just straight up Batgirl
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    colormeroutine promoted this comment CynicalPink was starred CynicalPink was unstarred
    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    09/21/09

    @CynicalPink: Ha, my parents did the same thing. That was actually my fault though, because they had one name picked for if I was blond like my father and one picked for if I was dark like my mother, and then I went and popped out as an unexpected redhead and sent them back to the drawing board
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