Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

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George Clooney Would Be Dead Right Now…

…If it weren't for The Archangel John Malkovich and a Nespresso coffee maker. At least, that's the gist of this commercial. [AdFreak] More »

Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama

• Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.

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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells

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"Yeah, Yeah, A Portal On The 7½ Floor. Sure."

[Karlovy Vary, Czech Republic; July 9. Image via WENN]

Malkovich Does Menswear; Lagerfeld's Ballet Costume Gets Booed

• John Malkovich has a clothing line. Who knew? His collection, branded Technobohemian, is actually the actor's second foray into fashion, he launched a line called Uncle Kimono in 2002. We hope his Milan show models all wear Malkovich masks. [WWD]

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John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up

• John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]

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