Oh and I just found out the boutique invited him to a mens-only holiday preview night featuring lingerie moddles, a burlesque show, and free booze. I'm thinking about writing them an email and pointing out that this advertising angle might not be effective once the wives and girlfriends hear about it... Or suggest that they should invite the WAGs too!!

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bwahahahaha

i really really enjoyed this line.

Also, i try not to be a picky bish about this, being as most of mine ends up torn or lost in some alley way that evening...

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She asked, "What about this one? Should I buy it? Or this one?"

I responded, "You don't need to wear lingerie you know...isn't this silly?"

Her: "But I want to!"

Me: "Why?"

Her: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"

Me: "Uh...of course. But you don't need to buy lingerie and even if you WANT to, I'd rather you pick something that you feel sexy in. I don't feel comfortable suggesting what I'd like to see you in."

Her: "You're a bad boyfriend."

Me: "I am not. Besides, you know I like PVC, not lace."

Reason #1082 I'm happy I'm not there anymore.

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Boyshorts are the sexiest piece of clothing a woman can wear.

You could walk in with a animal carcass slung across your shoulders and it wouldn't matter. Boyshorts are where it's at.

I'd imagine that lingerie that looks great on a model wouldn't really look that good on a normal woman -- and I don't mean any disrespect saying that, jezzies here know how fashion peddlers operate. A woman doesn't need a piece of lingerie with a million little straps or something that absolutely clings to her body, or something that barely covers her at all. Shit like that is designed to be taken off anyway, what is the point?

That's the beauty of boyshorts. It's a regular piece of clothing that looks sexy no matter what the situation. They conform to your body, and they accentuate your natural shape. Regular, lacy, it doesn't matter.

That's the secret, ladies. If your boyfriend doesn't agree, dump his ass because he is crazy. Match the boyshorts with a simple tee or camisole and I'm putty in your hands.

* I hope my rant doesn't appear skeevy, boyshorts are really just that sexy *

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My main problem with it though, is how to put it on? Are you like, I just happen to be wearing this under my work clothes, do you mince out of the bathroom doing jazz hands? Do you say, "LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE NOW (and do you want to do it, hint hint)"? Baffling!

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