Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His…

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M contributor Josh Stein!) If "Crap Email From A Dude" generally serves to remind you why you made that pledge never to date another bartender/bike messenger/Sad Aging Literary Man, the role of such Douche… » 6/23/08 1:00pm 6/23/08 1:00pm

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LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil

Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let talk about their big egos in front of a female-only audience. The audience reactions were so priceless — lots of disgust and appalled laughter — that today, one of you asked us to give the images the… » 5/08/08 3:30pm 5/08/08 3:30pm

Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr.…

"Casanova Caveman" Paul Janka and "The Worst Person in the World" John Fitzgerald Page both appeared on Dr. Phil today for a show about men with huge egos. I, for one, would be shocked if either of these 'bags get laid anytime soon — if ever again — because they just let millions of women know just what giant tools… » 5/07/08 7:00pm 5/07/08 7:00pm

V.S. Naipaul Is Worse Than Mike Cherico And John Fitzgerald Page And…

Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel laureate V.S. Naipaul! (Just call him "Naipaul Janka"!) Okay, so if you knew who V.S. Naipaul was, you knew he was a jerk. He's an unapologetic racist who fucked whores, beat his mistress, and never gave… » 4/08/08 3:30pm 4/08/08 3:30pm

"I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit — Pick…

"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the name of Benjamin Straight, before cutting and pasting a charming essay he's composed about a sort of tragic character that, depending upon your point of view, describes either the average "law school… » 2/13/08 12:30pm 2/13/08 12:30pm