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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/14/09

    In reply to Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
    lotion... self love... I think I'm seeing what LiLo is getting at, here #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    Image of avec_accent avec_accent
    11/14/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I'm sure she's all for a healthy glow, but I doubt she needs to be quite that thorough ;) #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith promoted this comment avec_accent was starred avec_accent was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/13/09

    In reply to Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
    Rivers Cuomo I love every day. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
    Aw Mary you should try google chrome, it spell checks for you. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    @mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it: Too bad it doesn't coherence check because her tweet still made no sense. "... understand estimate?" #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment la vie en hypnose was starred la vie en hypnose was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/13/09

    @la vie en hypnose: Coherence check. Love.

    But a little sad because I love Mary J. and now I cannot help but judge her. I am a bit of a jerk that way. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/13/09

    In reply to Solange Knowles Endorses Piracy Of Her Dirty Projectors Cover
    I actually really love the cover Solange did! She sampled a bit of Erykah Badu too. Really good.
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    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: Bag Lady! #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: I just listened to The Dirty Projectors for the first time today and was surprised to hear that they have a noticeable R&B influence. So I can see why this cover works so well. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment MalinaMango was starred MalinaMango was unstarred
    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: I am digging on it. The Freemasons remix of I Decided was my jam of 08. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: I'm gonna start paying closer attention to Solange. I'm impressed, yo. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: Yeah, who'd a thunk it? #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: Not me, mostly because I'm not a huge Beyonce fan. Not to say she doesn't have a great voice/range, but her pop music style doesn't really appeal to me. I love that her sister has a similar voice, but applies it in a wonderfully different way. #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    11/13/09

    @GirlFailer: You and me both! She's really just come to my attention in the last 6 months or so, and every time I've been impressed, either with her wit or her opinions or (now) her voice and music choices.

    And if she's an all-around kewl chick, I can totally get behind the penchant for feathers and other wacky sartorial choices. I like the variety, I just don't like it when I feel like untalented people dress crazily for attention because they can't get it any other way (I'm looking at you, Bai Ling). #solangeknowlesdirtyprojectors
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    A moment of silence for the Lolita character... NOT. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Marla Singer was starred Marla Singer was unstarred
    Image of pileofmonkeys pileofmonkeys
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Kirstie Allie: the word is "lose." I hate the lose/loose error so damn much. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/04/09

    @pileofmonkeys: I get upset about it too. English is my second language and it irks me that I seem to know English better than some native speakers. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC promoted this comment dumblonde was starred dumblonde was unstarred
    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/04/09

    @dumblonde: typically, people can speak a second language better than native speakers (of that same language) because they've had to study the rules and nuances of the language more than a native speaker would ever have to. my spanish grammar is way better than that of my native spanish-speaking clients. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of missdona missdona
    11/05/09

    @pileofmonkeys: My pet peeve is "alot"-- it's a lot, not alot. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Tuesday night Uno game? The mansion has officially become the country's most exclusive nursing home, complete with lame activities. I wonder if Hugh's attendants also cut up his food and arrange the blanket on his knees? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment HerdingCats was starred HerdingCats was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Didn't they admit that Crystal writes Hef's tweets on Girls Next Door? Now whenever I read them I feel a little bit lied to. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Residentdrunkgirl promoted this comment tomatoe was starred tomatoe was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @tomatoe: I think she just enters/types them for him. He writes them himself. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/04/09

    @tomatoe: You can't expect a geriatric to work one of those newfangled BlackPods on his lap-puter! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/05/09

    @tomatoe: Ha! Yes they did. It really puts a different spin on that one from the other day chastising fans who miss the old GND to get used to it and be happy Hef found new love. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    To be fair, Lindsay using Twitter to respond to your father isn't the best move ever.

    Katy Perry, no one is morning the Lolita look but you.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Do the twins, you know, have names? Calling twins "the twins" is for 2 year olds. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @Penny: "The Twins" is appropriate if they're talking about the team of Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Joe Nathan, and Carlos Gomez. Otherwise, no. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    @Penny: My Grandma's a twin and people still refer to her and my Great-Uncle as "the twins." Or use Brother and Sister instead of their given names. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    Yeah I know an crazy number of twins, fraternal, identical, old, young. The only ones I've referred to as "the twins" are toddlers. And that's only because I can never remember their damn names.

    Maybe that's his problem!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    11/04/09

    @MargaretMoony: Oh man. My great-aunt and great-uncle, my g'ma's younger siblings, were each a half of a twin-set. Each one's twin had died young. They STILL got referred to as twins. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was starred The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/05/09

    @cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself: Argh. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/05/09

    @Penny: From what I've seen of the show, they do whatever they can to play up the interchangeable bimbo porn type. They always dress alike, it's tres weird. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Yeah, Pam Anderson. God loves you, but not enough to save you from hepatitis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    I'm too embarrassed to follow celebrities on Twitter, so I just hop on Jez about this time every evening and look at the thumbnails for hints of any interesting names. ...is that weird? I'm not sure if I'm saving or damaging my pride. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of cailizma cailizma
    11/04/09

    @BlueJeans: I'm kind of addicted TweetBeat, but not Twitter...is that weird?

    Let's go with we are saving our pride. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    @cailizma: I have an elaborate mental rationalization wherein I decided that if I ever met one of the internet-savvy celeb dudes I secretly love (Levi is not one, for the record...which probably goes without saying, since he isn't "savvy" either), it would be really awkward if he found out that I followed him on Twitter. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Breamworthy promoted this comment BlueJeans was starred BlueJeans was unstarred
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    11/04/09

    @BlueJeans: internet-savvy celeb dude one secretly loves on twitter - I think the official name for this is johnmayeritis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    11/04/09

    @Breamworthy: It's a terrible case, compounded by my elirothteoporosis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/05/09

    @BlueJeans: My roommate and I saw Dave Navarro in LA once, and we were all "Dave! We follow you on twitter!" and he was suuuuuuuper cool to us. Like cooler than he would be if we hadn't said that. So it can work to your advantage, too! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MissMollyKate MissMollyKate
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Levi Johnston reminds me of the hockey player I hooked up with in college. Beautiful to look at, but in the middle of fooling around, I had to go, "Shhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhh." #lindsaylohantwitter
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment MissMollyKate was starred MissMollyKate was unstarred
    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    11/04/09

    @MissMollyKate: I do sort of imagine Sarah Palin pulling a Michael Bluth..."...him?" "Mom, I love him so much! He's such a wonderful boyfriend!" "Really?" #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment BlueJeans was starred BlueJeans was unstarred
    Image of meanteeth meanteeth
    11/04/09

    @MissMollyKate: but did he really mean Young Black & Fabulous? AKA YBF? #lindsaylohantwitter
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    prestocaro fears the culling promoted this comment meanteeth was starred meanteeth was unstarred
    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay..all I want to do is to tell her to lay off the 'tox and tweets and get some therapy #lindsaylohantwitter
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    dcdulce was starred dcdulce was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Katie Perry is self aware. Color me shocked/impressed.

    As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.

    Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
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