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    Aw-Inducing

    Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    my sweatshirt has a pouch, wheres my kangababy?
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    ...the size of a jelly bean at birth with no legs!!!!! Soooo little. Are they technically still incubating in the pouch then? I know what I'm procrastinating with today!!
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/14/09

    @elliebean: Yep. Marsupials hail from an earlier branch of gestational mammalian development. It's a nice compromise between uterine development (which can be rough on mom) and infant development (which is frequently complicated for the infant).
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Ever since watching the World of Mammals documentary series with David Attenborough, I've been a little obsessed with monotremes (platypus and echidnas) and marsupials. They're sooooooooooooo werid... and adorable!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Human babies fill me with fear and loathing. But animal babies make me want to be an animal mommy. I think I was mistakenly given the biological clock of another species—maybe a poodle. Which means there could be a poodle out there who desperately wants a human child of her very own…
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: A poodlebaby for you, as long as I get my kittenbaby. It's just what I've always wanted. And if a kittenbaby isn't possible, then a giant-wad-of-moneybaby would also be welcomed.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: I never thought about it that way. I assume this means that somewhere a mother cheetah or a lioness is wishing for its own baby human.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/14/09

    @Kivrin: @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: This reminds me of a conversation I had with two friends in college--

    Garrett: Steve, would you be happier if your wife gave birth to a baby or a kitten?
    Steve: A kitten, of course.
    Garrett: That’s the right answer. Next question, what would you do if your wife gave birth to a baby made of chocolate?
    Steve: "You’ve made me the proudest father in the world… CHOMP!"
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    "I'll put my hands out and he'll put his little paws in my hands and then kiss me on the nose," she said. "He's just awesome."

    And I die of whooping squee.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    [Insert very profound statement that will doubtless meet the standard Jezebel expects from its commentariat.]

    OMGGGGGGGGGG SO CUTE MORE SHRILL NOISES.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/14/09

    @wtfox?!: [Concurrent statement of genius and wit.]

    EEEEEEE!!
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    10/14/09

    In reply to Aw-Inducing
    Every time a see a kangaroo I want to hug it, even the full-grown ones. I know they would kick me. I can't help it.
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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    If anyone wants me, I'll be nomming...
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    I don't trust kangaroos as far as I can throw them. Something about the notion that they could kill me with a single kick to the head is unsettling.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    @morninggloria: You know who else I'm weary of? Ostriches. Speaking of killing with a kick. They can kick a lion's jaw clean off. A lion. So what would it do to a PERSON?
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    01/05/09

    @morninggloria: Don't worry about the kicking, because they don't always do that. They could just hold you with their front paws and disembowel you with the claws on their hind legs instead.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/05/09

    @heykoukla: My God, they're like velociraptors!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    JOEY! Cuteness, he haz it.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    I want!
    I can just imagine him snuggling up with me and my two cats on the sofa for reruns of Never Mind the Buzzcocks!
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    I can haz?
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    I never realized until just now how much kangaroos look like rabbits gone horribly awry.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: with a little donkey thrown in.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/05/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: that sounded kinda dirty.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: Rabbits are illegal in the state of Queensland, so Kangaroos were the closest thing I had to them! Not that they were jumping around in my backyard or anything...
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: "Horribly" awry? More like "adorably"! :)
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    Image of TakingUpWithTheEnemy TakingUpWithTheEnemy
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: During orientation when I was studying in Australia, we went to a zoo. I told one of the girls in the group that, closeup, kangaroos' heads kinda reminded me of camels (she didn't see it), and that emus giant dinosaur feet really made you appreciate evolution. She looked at me like I was crazy- it turns out she didn't believe in evolution.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: I think I would prefer having kangaroos to rabbits. At least for a little while, until they get agry at me for trying to put mini boxing gloves on them.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    @Kivrin: Oh! Totally adorably awry. I think they're cute. They just look like bunnies got ahold of some drugs or something.


    @TakingUpWithTheEnemy: Oh they do look kinda like camels! And emus are terrifying but they remind me of those prehistoric bird things...I cannot recall the name. I need a time machine to ask ten year old me, who knew everything about dinosaurs that there possibly was to know. And it cracks me up when people don't believe in evolution. Like...they just refuse to look right outside at nature.

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    01/05/09

    @TakingUpWithTheEnemy: How can you bear witness to our crazypants wildlife(case in point: the platypus) and NOT believe in evolution?
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: Pteradactyls? Yeah, those are freaky.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    @Kivrin: No, no! The other ones! the big ones that look like emus, but had those...hard plates on their heads.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/05/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: Hmm...can't remember which species that is. I did, however, google dinos and emus and find this cool news story about how closely related emus are to dinosaurs...
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/05/09

    @Kivrin: Their feet really are just the coolest thing.
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    Image of LBB LBB
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    I want to nom nom nom on the big fuzzy ears!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/05/09

    In reply to Sydney The Joey: Bottle Pocket
    Cute cute cute. Makes me miss home...
    And does anyone else remember this show?
    [uk]



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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    01/05/09

    @cuteasabutton...has a new avatar for '09 bishes.: Ha! I had it as my ringtone when I first moved overseas.
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