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VoxPopuli
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
OK, I know body snarking is forbidden here, but Lisa Rinna really needs a plastic surgery intervention. She would look so much better if she would let herself age and leave her lips and the rest of her face alone.
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Tart of Darkness
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
Who was she before? Seriously I don't remember ever hearing of her before the time around her "comeback" through DWTS. Did she do something before that?

Also whenever I have seen her which is usually here she gives off a very odd vibe. It's almost impossible for me to believe she has some kind of fame? Has had?
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skyeyedgirl
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
I am stunned, it's like she was subjected to the Kelly Ripa school of style. You know the one, back when Kelly was a soap star. Too much hair spray, way too much make-up. Although the plastic surgery is much better.

And Vivi21 is right, rockin' body.
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PaintedTrollop
02/22/09

@skyeyedgirl:

Lisa Rinna was on Days of Our Lives.....years ago. Apparently she borrowed their hair and make up department.
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YourScreenplaySucks
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
I don't care. Lisa Rinna has the same lifetime "Get Out of Jail Free" card I've granted all Veronica Mars alumni.
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mariamariamaria
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
I kinda feel bad for her. She's been quoted recently as saying that she wants/needs a job. I totally feel for her, but I think the only thing that's standing between her and a good, steady gig are her damn lips. No, I don't mean that she needs to shut up, I mean she needs to stop it with the fillers. They're monstrous and it's totally sad because she's attractive and fit so she should be able to score Lifetime movies or a regular hosting job.
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Vivi21
02/22/09

@mariamariamaria: I think beyond the ridiculousness of her lips, she's not generally well-respected as an actress. But Lifetime or the Hallmark Channel shouldn't be out of her reach, unless she (mistakenly) thinks she's too good an actress for that kind of stuff. As far as I know, she was also in a soap opera at one time; I wonder why she just doesn't try to reprise her role...
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jasonelias
02/22/09

@Vivi21: Rinna did come back as Billie a few years back, DOOL didn't know what to do with her.
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Laulau
02/22/09

@jasonelias: Oy, I hated the Billie character.
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NellMood
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
This clip made me very uncomfortable. What does Lisa Rinna do these days?
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Vivi21
02/22/09

In reply to Lisa Rinna Gets Orgasmic Over Italian Designer
I just can't take this woman seriously, although she does have a rockin' body. I know girls in their 20s who'd kill to have that kind of figure.
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Laulau
02/22/09

@Vivi21: I am in my 20's and can vouchsafe that I would kill for that figure.

Watch out, ladies.
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Scout
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Travis Barker - shit happens and some shit you simply cannot sue for because well, shit happens....accidents happen. That said, i'm glad you are alright.

Britney - I could care less about you but in an effort to show some female solidarity....pull down your shirt and try to stay on track this time. Wishing you well.

Amy - please, please get help. I miss hearing you sing.
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Understater
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Joseph Gordon Levitt + Rachel Evan Wood = Full-on Thespian Boner.
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plothole
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
And did anyone else have the truly cruel and heartless thought that "if I was marrying that idiot ass I would have cried the whole time too?"
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Cerridwen
11/25/08

@plothole: Yep. Count in me as heartless because all I could think was "Heidi, if I was marrying Spencer Pratt, I'd cry too."
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Madonna's quote is scrambling my brains, which I admit are scrambled already with the flu medicine.

I she saying that divorce would be awful if she actually had to THINK about it? I didn't realize people got divorced without thinking about it.

Yes, everything works so much better if we just stay busy so we don't have to think about things. Silly me! I've been doin' it all wrong.
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CrankyOldBroad
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
A-Rod, sensitivity chip = missing

Madonna, putting children before her own neediness = not

Cynthia, fury of a woman scorned = ur doin it right
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heykoukla
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Reese Witherspoon: "We decided to produce it together and we re-wrote the script together and every day was like: 'How are we going to do this?' 'What are we going to do now?"

Oh yeah, sounds like it's got all the makings of a great film, that one. Actors doing the re-writes, changing scenes day by day. Always the recipe for a classic.
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Kali Mama
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
The thing about Steven Seagal is funny because in 90% of his roles he plays a cop, an ex-cop, a loose cannon cop, or ex-SEAL navy army special forces veterans.
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heykoukla
11/25/08

@Kali Mama: The man is clearly a Method actor.
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Sev
11/25/08

In reply to Britney Spears: "I Feel Like An Old Person Now"
Travis Barker - I'm really sorry you were in a plane crash and have suffered severely. However, accidents happen. Things cannot go smoothly all the time. So unless there is someone who is glaringly at fault, you don't deserve compensation.
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Scout
11/25/08

@Sev: AGREED
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