- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
"I was married to a very, very good sociopath... We had been married for 15 years... And I believed him. It's as simple as that. I believed him when he said he had nothing to do with her." [Time]
- In the time we took to launder our whites and get over a hangover, singer John Mayer broke up with
singerJessica Simpson. Allegedly over her slutty clothes. Then John went to a party, hit on an Asian model, briefly considered doing her, thought better of it (debatable!) and went home alone. [Rush & Molloy]