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    Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting

    Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    *crossing fingers* Cop n robbers at the beach, cops n robbers at the beach.. #cindycrawford
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Something is wrong with me if I have used Liz Hurley's diet tip. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    @Penny: I've used that tip, but I think I did it wrong. It didn't work. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Ugh, okay, the cutting thing. As a person who has struggled, crazy-like, with S-I for nearly 15 years, I can say that her prolonged issue with it is no joke. It's simply a symptom of an (obviously) larger problem.

    God, I hope that girl gets some love. I know that if I didn't have parents who love me, I'd be dead or dying. It's so sad. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    @ Item 1: Whhaaaa? Somebody please to explain. I do not get this. At. All.

    If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my knowledge, it would be their ass that was getting sued--and beaten. WTF? #cindycrawford
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    11/13/09

    @BetteD: What I'm guessing is that the kids were playing a kidnapping/ mystery/imagination game, and the daughter was the 'beautiful victim" , probably tied to a chair with a skipping rope or something, and wearing dress-up clothes.
    The picture was probably part of the game, and the nanny is trying to use it as evidence of something twisted, which it is not. #cindycrawford
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    11/13/09

    @hatepaperdoll: what about the revealing clothing??? #cindycrawford
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    Image of Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep
    11/13/09

    @carley: "revealing clothing" could be a spaghetti tank and shorts. I wouldn't worry about it. The kids were probably playing (princess trapped by evil stepmother, cops and robbers, the list goes on and on), a photograph was taken, and now the nanny is using it against them. #cindycrawford
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    11/13/09

    @hatepaperdoll: Yes. This was my guess as well. #cindycrawford
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    Image of carley carley
    11/13/09

    @Lana Leigh loves Meryl Streep: you have a very valid point which i did not consider. phew.... #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time, like, making me drive my fucking car intoxicated and stuff. It was totally the Captain and not my own poor choices or abhorrent behavior. Nope. Not at all. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use!

    One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone calls makes me want to burst into tears. What a little shit he is.

    I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now with Rainbow Brite on my boob. #cindycrawford
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    11/12/09

    @rodmanstreet: I think I'd have gone for She-Ra on my left buttock. Rainbow Brite may have been badass, but she didn't have a sword, so, you know. Violence wins. #cindycrawford
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Catherine Hardwicke, you are speaking out of turn. Let 'em kids be! Don't make me "Ricki Lake you," as we used to say in the '90s--because I very much adored your work on Lords of Dogtown and Thirteen.

    PS: Where's @sweet_communist? Please report for duty! I prefer tag-team-ing on Dirtbag After Dark with you. #cindycrawford
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    Image of lfw1031 lfw1031
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford
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    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I thought it said that John McCain was named executor of Michael Jackon's estate. I guess I'm going to bed early tonight. #cindycrawford
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    11/12/09

    @LuvEwan: I saw John McClain and immediately had a flashback to the first DieHard movie. #cindycrawford
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    Image of beetlemier beetlemier
    11/12/09

    @midwesternmom: Shamone! Hee! Hee!, mother fucker.
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    VirginiaDentata promoted this comment Edited by beetlemier at 11/12/09 8:15 PM beetlemier was starred beetlemier was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/12/09

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    there are 6 wtf items here. can we start drinking now? #cindycrawford
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
    I love how the remake of "Mad World" is the go-to trailer song for when shit's about to get real. #dinalohan
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
    Woody Harrelson, you're an actor. You're paid to speak lines written by others. I don't need to hear your, or any other actor's, thoughts on politics ever again. Even if I happen to agree with them. #dinalohan
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/11/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Why? He's as much of a citizen as you or I, and his views are actually well-thought out. He's allowed to have an opinion about deeper things than the label on his clothes or the latest celebutard antics. I understand getting annoyed when people spout off ignorantly, but I don't get the mindset that being an actor means you don't get to talk about anything serious. #dinalohan
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    11/11/09

    @Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch: Of course he's a citizen, and of course he's allowed to have an opinion. But I don't like that celebrities routinely use their fame to sound off on important topics, when regular citizens (like you, for instance) don't get the same bully pulpit. It often seems the only qualification for being an "expert" in anything--whether politics, the economy, global hunger, cures for cancer, or anything else important--is that you appear on "The Hills" or whatever. Yes, Harrelson is more thoughtful and better-informed than most celebutards, but any random Jezebel commentator is probably even more thoughtful and better-informed than he is. And we get bupkus. #dinalohan
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/11/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Well of course everyone should listen to us 24/7.
    That goes without saying. But we, unfortunately, don't have movies to promote.

    I disagree that they are all lauded as experts, though. They have a pulpit, but not necessarily the credibility to back it up. (Looking at you, Jenny McCarthy!) In Woody's case, I'm less annoyed than I'd be if say, Sean Penn were spouting off. About anything, however worthy. Woody's always been a crunchy hippie kind of guy, so him being into politics doesn't surprise me.

    As long as they're well informed about their issues and not sanctimonious twits, trotting off to co-sign leaders and situations whose implications they don't seem to entirely understand, I'm OK with slebs sounding off on what interests them. It brings visibility, and often donations, to issues that might not be brought to people's notice otherwise. But I could see how that would bug you.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

    i'm confused. TYLER perry is supposed to bring aerosmith back together? really?

    madea?! #dinalohan
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    Image of emily.jayne emily.jayne
    11/11/09

    @rednrowdy: It's a joke. #dinalohan
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/11/09

    @emily.jayne: @barfingofowls: @ditriana: yes, and it's hilarious. #dinalohan
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