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Kidman Questioned About Scientology "Cult"; Kate Hudson & A-Rod Said To Split

• During a recent interview, BBC reporter Andrew Marr asked Nicole Kidman about "one of the things you haven't talked about before... Scientology - a lot of people would say it is a bullying cult." Nicole stammered, then said:

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Emma Stone Returns to Twitter; Margaret Cho Prowls For Bears

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Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street

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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"

• Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.

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Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed

• In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."

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Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake

• Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."

This Week In Tabloids: Nicole & Joel Married By Rev. Moon; Lindsay's Dad Tries Letter-Intervention

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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?

• For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:

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Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]

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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay

• Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:

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Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl

• Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
• So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:

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Lindsay Throws Tantrum On Sam's Doorstep; Katie Narrowly Escapes Car Fire; Kim & Reggie Split

• Samantha Ronson reportedly returned home at 5am last night to find that Lindsay Lohan had been waiting on her stoop for hours. The paparazzi caught Linds crying, demanding to know where Sam had been, and shrieking, "I'm your girlfriend!"

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Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa

• Morgan Freeman is planning to marry his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, who he raised since she was a child... if you believe The National Enquirer.

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A Star Is Mourned: Inside Michael Jackson's Memorial

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