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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    To be fair, Lindsay using Twitter to respond to your father isn't the best move ever.

    Katy Perry, no one is morning the Lolita look but you.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Do the twins, you know, have names? Calling twins "the twins" is for 2 year olds. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @Penny: "The Twins" is appropriate if they're talking about the team of Joe Mauer, Justin Morneau, Joe Nathan, and Carlos Gomez. Otherwise, no. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/04/09

    @Penny: My Grandma's a twin and people still refer to her and my Great-Uncle as "the twins." Or use Brother and Sister instead of their given names. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    Yeah I know an crazy number of twins, fraternal, identical, old, young. The only ones I've referred to as "the twins" are toddlers. And that's only because I can never remember their damn names.

    Maybe that's his problem!! #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself
    11/04/09

    @MargaretMoony: Oh man. My great-aunt and great-uncle, my g'ma's younger siblings, were each a half of a twin-set. Each one's twin had died young. They STILL got referred to as twins. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself was starred cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/05/09

    @cheerfulp is always five minutes ahead of herself: Argh. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/05/09

    @Penny: From what I've seen of the show, they do whatever they can to play up the interchangeable bimbo porn type. They always dress alike, it's tres weird. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Yeah, Pam Anderson. God loves you, but not enough to save you from hepatitis. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    I kinda feel sorry for Lindsay..all I want to do is to tell her to lay off the 'tox and tweets and get some therapy #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Katie Perry is self aware. Color me shocked/impressed.

    As suspected Lindsay's dad took out his own "sage advice" and left her own heartfelt feelings so she looked worse off. She may be an addict, but he's a shitty dad. Huh.

    Star Jones also surprises me on tweetbeat daily. If she feels that surgery helped her, I'm glad she's happy now. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    Hef. they let you win. nobody wants a sad grandpa
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    Edited by phantom lady at 11/04/09 8:08 PM phantom lady was starred phantom lady was unstarred
    Image of anonanimal anonanimal
    11/04/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Responds To Father's Release Of Voicemails
    She's needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE COHERENT. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    11/04/09

    @anonanimal: Not as much as Kirstie Alley needs a book on how to be coherent, or one on how not to be crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    anonanimal promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of anonanimal anonanimal
    11/04/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: Oh good god, but I love her crazy.
    See, if Lindsay could pull off crazy, everything would be okay, no one would be on her case. However, she's just shy of crazy. #lindsaylohantwitter
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    Image of Nico Deyo Nico Deyo
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    The Alexander shoe looks like a covered stiletto platform, but honestly, the design could quite easily be similar to what I've been seeing in fetish circles for years:

    [en.wikipedia.org] #katemossfortopshop
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Nico Deyo was starred Nico Deyo was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/28/09

    @Nico Deyo: Yeah, it reminded me of a ballet boot when I first saw it too. It is much more curved in front, though, so I could imagine the inner structure going either way. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of banana_grabber banana_grabber
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    I too would like H & M to expand. The nearest one to me is Chicago, which is 5 hours away. This just cannot be. #katemossfortopshop
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    whynotshesaid promoted this comment banana_grabber was starred banana_grabber was unstarred
    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    10/28/09

    @banana_grabber: Me too. They just opened one in Orlando, so I am hopeful that it will happen someday soon. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today

    I think the foot fits somewhere along the white line I drew. #katemossfortopshop
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of Jenna Jenna
    10/28/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: That's what my boyfriend thinks. I, however, feel that the foot must sit a little lower — since in all the pics, it looks like the thinnest part of the leg, ie slightly above the ankle, is right equal with the top of the shoe. The heel of the foot, according to my theory, would sit somewhere near where the stiletto meets the back of the shoe. You follow? #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/28/09

    @Jenna: You know, looking at the picture, I think the line I drew more accurately represents where the top line of a regular heel would be. Meaning, the foot would actually sit lower than the line. I think you are right. I would still like to see a cross section though, I think it probably has teeny tiny unicorns in the sole.
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    Edited by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. at 10/28/09 12:39 PM Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    10/28/09


    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: It must be something like this. #katemossfortopshop
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment lurkerbynature was starred lurkerbynature was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    10/28/09

    @lurkerbynature: I would actually think the ball of the foot might be a little higher up. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    10/28/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I actually think the ball of the foot might be a bit higher up too, but that was the best approximation I could do with a random photo and M$Paint. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of ModelLiberation ModelLiberation
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    I am so glad Cindy Crawford is keeping it real. I miss seeing models with her body in ads and magazines. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of Name of Numbers Name of Numbers
    10/28/09

    @ModelLiberation: On the other hand, she is making it sound like big breasts, bigger thighs and toned arms are somewhat *better* than small breasts and skinny arms and legs. A person can be skinny and not unhealthy. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of Shotrock Shotrock
    10/28/09

    @Name of Numbers: Where did she say they were *better*? The "sound" you are hearing is your own inference that she is body-snarking on skinny folks.

    Man, I am so tired of "well, she's IMPLYING this or SUGGESTING that" when all the commenter is doing is setting off another Jezebel's hair-trigger "I'm offended" button about whateverthefuck issue. #katemossfortopshop
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    cate3710 promoted this comment Shotrock was starred Shotrock was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/28/09

    @Shotrock: Well, saying she looks "too healthy" to model now implies current models do NOT look very healthy, and generally unhealthy is negative. It's not a huge leap to the conclusion. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    I was just surprised that Ivanka's dress didn't have Trump gold logos all over it. Though I am sure to make up for that indiscretion, Papa Trump make sure the dinner consisted of Trump steaks, with Trump Parlor ice cream, followed by cocktail hour featuring Trump vodka. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    10/28/09

    @Tchotchke: Ivanka is much, much classier than her parents. I have a feeling they had no say in the wedding planning. #katemossfortopshop
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment ShanaElmsford was starred ShanaElmsford was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/28/09

    @ShanaElmsford: Oh, without a doubt. The contrast between her conservative, elegant, understated Orthodox wedding and his Cirque de Soleil, money-scented fiasco with Melania is startling. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of JayBird JayBird
    10/28/09

    @Tchotchke: it was lovely; I agree....dare I hope for a return to dresses with sleeves? We boobless chicks do not have the means to really fill out those strapless dresses. If a dress doesn't drape from the shoulder, surely it must hang off the breastline...

    I totally want that dress. #katemossfortopshop
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment JayBird was starred JayBird was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/28/09

    @JayBird: The thing about strapless dresses is that there is a bell curve regarding the breast sizes that they work well on. This is largely due to that apparent lack of decent, supportive strapless bras for women with something larger than a B/small C cup.

    For what it's worth, my mother is a bridal consultant, so her job is basically to pick out wedding gowns for other brides. According to her, the strapless dress is slowly falling out of favor because most brides don't want to look like all their friends and bridal fashion is headed into a slightly more demure direction. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of JayBird JayBird
    10/29/09

    @Tchotchke: That explains why every time I've tried one on, strapless bra or no, I look like a stork!

    I'm delighted to hear strapless dresses are falling out of favor. To me, they are right up there with the Princess Di dresses we lived with for years. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of anastasia beaverhousen anastasia beaverhousen
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    Obvs the background is black so we can't comment on the elaborate rope and pulley system required to get that kind of perfect cleavage. (I should know, I have a similar set-up in my bedroom) #katemossfortopshop
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    hortense promoted this comment anastasia beaverhousen was starred anastasia beaverhousen was unstarred
    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    Ivanka's wedding dress is gorgeous and classy, as she seems to be. Maybe she'll rent it out in a few years to a needy random stranger. #katemossfortopshop
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10/28/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
    The Alexander McQueen shoes look like they're going to eat the regular heels. #katemossfortopshop
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