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    Image of topsy topsy
    12/13/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Choosing someone who I am physically attracted to and who also inspires, uplifts, educates and keeps me interested is my first priority- not their race.


    Yeah Russell, so Kimora was actually uplifting and not the rude, tacky mess that we all saw. Date who you want to, but methinks you doth protest too much. And really, do you honestly really think anyone gives a good goddamn who you're dating?

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Katharine Hepburn just keeps getting cooler in my books!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Joe Pantoliano's quotation about mental illness sounds a lot like a Mitch Hedberg joke:


    "Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Otto! You're an alcoholic!' 'Otto! You have lupus!' One of those doesn't sound right."

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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Peter O'Toole, Russell Simmons and Phyllis Diller need to come over to my house for dinner.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Oh, dear. I totally read that play Maggie & Peter are going to be in as Uncle Vagina. Need more coffee...
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    What am I missing with this Russell Brand?!


    I have been enamored of many an Englishman in my day, some of them quite ribald and maybe even a tad dirty.


    But he just seems like a caricature to me. Did I miss a key role/appearance?

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    Image of BiteMeMitchell! BiteMeMitchell!
    12/12/08

    @ObtuseIntolerant: Hang around with me, honey. I find him obnoxious in the extreme, and cannot understand what exactly is funny about shouting nonsense in a Faux-Edwardian-Dandy style.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    12/12/08

    @Anointynointy: Well put, I will hang with you and put my mind at rest!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    I got a whiff of the pungent scent of marijuana in my apartment complex yesterday -- Willie Nelson must've been there!
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Someone give Russell Brand my mobile number, please.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    dear whitney port,


    all guys are confident and know what they want when a camera is rolling and a pretty slender girl is part of the picture. when the cameras go away, they turn into trolls.


    love and other indoor sports,
    rednrowdy

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    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Man that Sienna Miller video for The Hours is unbelievably lame.
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    Image of braak braak
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Also, are private messages just gone, or is that only happening to me? Have I been personally forbidden from communicating with people except in public?
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    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/12/08

    @braak: ONLY YOU. It was those dirty unicorn pictures you kept posting on my page that did it. I warned you about that.


    Keep your magical ruminant porn to yourself, okay? And then maybe we'll see if you can have PMs back.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    12/12/08

    @braak: Mine are back, but they are no longer under the friends/followers box. Go to your profile page, and then click on Messages.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/12/08

    @braak: Mine are gone, too! AND WTF I want a dirty unicorn picture!
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/12/08

    @braak: @gold_gato: All you have to do is click on "messages" at the top of your profile page. If you want to leave a message for someone else, go to their page, and click on "messages" then you will go to a page that has the same old PM format. I look forward to hearing from all of you today. :)
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    Image of the_decider the_decider
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    "Don't worry, pig. I only hit the people I love." Is going to be my new catchphrase.
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    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    12/12/08

    @the_decider: Ha! Agreed! The 'pig' as pet name makes it priceless.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    12/12/08

    @the_decider: When Katharine Hepburns says it, she's charming and witty. When I say it, it's a confession to assault and battery.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    OK, so 8/90 cast members of SNL have been black.


    8/90 = 8.8%


    It's estimated that in 2008, America was 12% black. So, while blacks have been slightly underrepresented with respect to the overall population, it's not like the country is 40% black and only had 8.8% cast representation on SNL.


    I'm saying that yes, step it up with the black casting, SNL, but worse things have happened to black Americans in mainstream entertainment.

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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    If I were to do a Christmas thing a la Britney and all my kid did was burp, I would be supremely happy. It's the times when there is a loud noise followed by his admission of "My butt burp-ed" that are the most embarassing.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/12/08

    @southernbelle: I don't mean to laugh at your embarrassment, but "my butt burp-ed" is freaking hilarious, and I'm going to try to work it into conversation today.
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    Image of jeepgirl jeepgirl
    12/12/08

    In reply to Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
    Germans are people too!" - Viggo Mortensen


    "a-whack a doo, a-whack a doo, a-whack a doo!"
    [uk]



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