Aggressively attractive super-people Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello have begun dating each other, thus exploding all the world's genitals and effectively ending the human race. I'm okay with it. LOOK AT HOW HOT THEY ARE. It's like all of their body parts are a stereotype of what that body part is supposed to look…

Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello Are a Disgustingly Hot New Couple

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