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Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget About His Nude Penis, Please

Poor Prince Harry. I had already completely forgotten about when Prince Harry showed his prince hairy that one time, and if he just hadn't mentioned it to this reporter whilst answering questions about his baby-nephew-or-niece-to-be, I would probably have never thought about it again. But, ALAS. Prince hairy. Anyhooz,…

The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While Dad Was Snoring Upstairs

Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was…

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