Joe Jonas Reveals How Disney Puppet Masters Control Their Teen Stars

In a new interview, we learn that after almost a decade in the music business, Joe Jonas is 24 and "has control" of his life. But we also get a rare glimpse behind the scenes of Disney, the machine that churns out products for kids, tweens and teens to consume — and how it feels to be one of those products. » 12/02/13 5:30pm 12/02/13 5:30pm

Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket

A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees » 7/10/13 9:00am 7/10/13 9:00am

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.… » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… » 4/22/13 9:00am 4/22/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget…

Poor Prince Harry. I had already completely forgotten about when Prince Harry showed his prince hairy that one time, and if he just hadn't mentioned it to this reporter whilst answering questions about his baby-nephew-or-niece-to-be, I would probably have never thought about it again. But, ALAS. Prince hairy. Anyhooz,… » 1/21/13 8:00pm 1/21/13 8:00pm

Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right…

As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of… » 12/01/12 11:30am 12/01/12 11:30am

Rihanna Tearfully Tells Oprah That Chris Brown Needs Help

Oprah Winfrey's much-anticipated interview with Rihanna is close at hand, during which the two women will tool around Barbados, probably hug a lot, and talk about Chris Brown, who is back in Ri-Ri's life after the 2009 assault if you go by tabloids and collaborative remixes. The tears she sheds are remarkably sadder… » 8/16/12 9:00am 8/16/12 9:00am

Joe Jonas Doesn't Pick the Virgin and 5 More Cringey-Awesome Moments…

Last night's episode of The Choice — the dating game show kind of like The Voice — was horrifying, offensive, nauseating, objectifying, loud, crass, and highly watchable. So much tacky! So much cringe! So many lessons about the bizarre mating practices of the North American C-list celebrity male. The best part was… » 6/15/12 1:10pm 6/15/12 1:10pm

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he… » 6/06/12 9:00am 6/06/12 9:00am

The Romantic Tale of How Lindsay Lohan Paid a Porn Star for Sex While…

Today in romantic, porn star Alex Torres — aka Voodoo – claims Lindsay Lohan paid him for sex and that the gruesome twosome went at it while her dear daddy Michael Lohan slumbered upstairs. Though this should be taken with a pinch of salt, and possibly a roofie, the sky-diving porn enthusiast [NSFW] insisted it was… » 3/20/12 9:00am 3/20/12 9:00am