Karlie Kloss Was the Fifth Wheel On Taylor Swift's Double Date

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris went on a double date with Joe Jonas and Gigi Hadid this weekend, and Karlie Kloss was the fifth wheel. The fivesome spent part of the date (or maybe all of it?) on a boat that sailed down the Thames, where Karlie and Taylor presumably talked about other boys and screamed and laughed the… » 6/29/15 9:50am 6/29/15 9:50am

Holly Madison Releases Memoir of Nightmare Life at Playboy Mansion

If you ever watched the reality show Girls Next Door, you might remember Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s “main girlfriend.” The 35-year-old former Playboy model and Vegas showgirl is coming out with a memoir titled, what else, but Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny.… » 6/10/15 8:55pm 6/10/15 8:55pm

The Elusive Chanteuse Cooks Up a Frito Pie

Boy, you actin’ so corny like Fritos,” is a sentence that the great Mariah Carey sings in her latest single “Infinity.” Do you think Mariah even eats Fritos or is she more of a Doritos type of girl? These are the kinds of thoughts that keep me up at night. Mimi put on her chef’s hat for a Funny or Die skit called… » 5/06/15 8:55pm 5/06/15 8:55pm

Joe Jonas Reveals How Disney Puppet Masters Control Their Teen Stars

In a new interview, we learn that after almost a decade in the music business, Joe Jonas is 24 and "has control" of his life. But we also get a rare glimpse behind the scenes of Disney, the machine that churns out products for kids, tweens and teens to consume — and how it feels to be one of those products. » 12/02/13 5:30pm 12/02/13 5:30pm

Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket

A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees » 7/10/13 9:00am 7/10/13 9:00am

Tan Mom's Music Video Is a Retina-Scorching Shitshow

Tuck it away between McGriddles and that guy whose only dream in life is to be a human maxi pad in the Apocalypse Already Happened, We Just Missed It File: I have seen Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil's rap video, and it's AWFUL, but so awful that it's basically the 2013 version of "the Entertainment" from Infinite Jest.… » 5/20/13 9:00am 5/20/13 9:00am

Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… » 4/22/13 9:00am 4/22/13 9:00am

Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Prince Harry Says He 'Can't Wait' to Be an Uncle and Also Don't Forget…

Poor Prince Harry. I had already completely forgotten about when Prince Harry showed his prince hairy that one time, and if he just hadn't mentioned it to this reporter whilst answering questions about his baby-nephew-or-niece-to-be, I would probably have never thought about it again. But, ALAS. Prince hairy. Anyhooz,… » 1/21/13 8:00pm 1/21/13 8:00pm