• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

• Taylor Momsen and her band were playing a show in Scotland when she said something the crowd found rather offensive.

We recently received a list of "drool worthy cocktails" conceived in honor of sexy actors — but we decided the world really needs more cocktails named after awful people. Mix it up, after the jump.

• Rachel Weisz and director Darren Aronofsky are separating after nine years together.

• Lindsay Lohan has been reunited with her father Michael Lohan while in rehab; it's the first time they've really seen or spoken to each other face to face in seven months.

Last July, a jury ruled that because a woman danced in a club, she'd consented to her breasts being forcibly exposed in Girls Gone Wild Sorority Orgy, despite saying no and signing no consent form. Thankfully, there's some good news.

Four women suing Girls Gone Wild, at least one of whom was 13 when filmed, are asking that their names stay under wraps. But several newspapers have argued in court that they have a right to know the women's names.

Today is Tila Tequila's 29th birthday, bringing to a close one hell of an eventful year for the stripper/reality star/Juggalo victim. Let's recap!

• Victoria Beckham is now a creative design executive at Range Rover.

• A source claims that Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis "physically attacked" two female employees, one of whom was "visibly pregnant," after he discovered that one of the employees was using her phone to talk to a media outlet:

• Washington Post writer Jonathan Capehart is calling out Gabourey Sidibe, and intimating that she is not very nice. In fact, he says, "She's mean."

• Today on Howard Stern's radio show Ryan Phillippe said, "I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese Witherspoon and I divorced. I'm tired of getting shit on, I don't feel like I deserve it..."

• A new book titled Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie: The True Story is set to spill some details about the famous couple:

With the news that Tila Tequila is "100% pregnant," many are wondering who fathered the child. Tila keeps dropping hints, saying the dad "is definitely someone 'known' and definitely someone in the 'Entertainment Industry.'"

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have issued a statement, promising to help Wyclef Jean in relief efforts for those affected by the earthquake in Haiti. Angie and Brad say:

• According to the New York Daily News, insiders are claiming that Joe Francis was behind the now-infamous Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila engagement video, which, they claim, "was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site." [NYDN]

• The Pitkin County Department of Social Services is "aware" of Charlie Sheen's case, as an official explains to TMZ: "When there is a domestic dispute and children are present in the home, we are always notified." [TMZ]

• Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.

• In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."

On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention.