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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/07/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    What's with all the sour comments about SJP? Basically she's saying she's in love with her babies. Good for her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: well said. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @BlondeGoddess: But she's saying it in a kinda gross way. I think that's why. I think it's gross to smell a wet diaper like a "baked good", whether or love your children or not. It's pee, not perfume! :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    I don't know what I'm more grossed out by- Karl Rove flirting or someone interpreting flirting as respect. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I'm not grossed out by any of it. Cousin Eddie is trying to name drop Karl Rove? Score one for the classy liberals! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Let's see if SJP likes the smell of baby diapers when those kids are eating table food. They go from baked goods to hot shit. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: My thought exactly. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: @quickqueenof: Eh, she's had a child before. I'm sure she knows.
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: That's it, I've found the title for my autobiography! #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Superrrdupa: You're kidding, right? You don't think SJP actually changed James Wilkie's nappies, do you? #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @kookla: Well she's commenting on changing her current childrens' diapers so... yeah, I do. Not all of them, but at least some of them. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @kookla: Her quote makes me think of "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand." "What?" #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    So that's what happened to Freddie Prinze Jr.

    Also, SMG? Listen. There are lots of "selfless" things a person can do. One can volunteer their time to helping others, advocating for a worthy cause, donating money to charity, or choosing to live in a socially-aware way. Having a child can also be one of them. Seriously, I'm glad you're happy, I wish you lots of happiness and love and all that good stuff, but having a baby =/= selfless. Having a baby = having a baby. Lots of people have kids and don't become selfless.

    I shouldn't even post this comment - it feels really mean and self-centered, but it just pisses me off when people have kids, and then tell me how awesome they are for it. People donate time, love and goodness in all sorts of ways. You don't have to be a parent to be selfless, and you don't have to be selfless to be a parent. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: I believe you do have to be selfless, in some ways, to have a kid and raise it. But on the other hand, in some ways, you have to be selfish. So yah, in this overpopulated world of ours, I am not going to praise the choice to have children.

    I love SMG but that comment bothered me. Even just the idea of her saying that people aren't capable of being good parents in their 20's. You might have not have been but others are capable of that - we all grow at different rates. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @boxspelunker: Yes! And some people make very good, selfless parents even when they're in their twenties! If you're the kind of person who steps up to the plate you'll probably do it just as well in your twenties as in your thirties or beyond.

    Good for her, she's happy with the choices she made. That's really wonderful. But I wish she didn't have to imply that people making different choices aren't as perfect as her. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @Elaken: I agree with your second point, I had a kid in my 20's and one in my 30's and yes, people do grow at different rates. People who want kids should have them when they're ready. I know many people in their late 30's, early 40's and they will never be ready and I know some parents in their 20's who are doing just fine. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I can't bear it when people who have been parents for all of, ooh, five minutes, start sharing their 'wisdom' with the world. I'm glad they're happy but, seriously, they know fuck-all.

    As for the age thing... I've been a young mother and an older mother - had my first kid in my early 20s and my last kid in my late 30s. There are pros and cons to both, and a good parent works with what they've got. Yeah, I was more patient as an older mother but I had a lot more energy as a younger mother. I'm more stable now, I was more adventurous then. Different, not better. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @boxspelunker: and if you grew the thing in your own stomach using your own dna and body materials, it isn't really selfless anyway, as it's just a continuation of your own damn self. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/07/09

    @Elaken: I think to be a good parent, a certain amount of selflessness and selfishness is needed (in the appropriate amounts and times, of course!). But the act of being a parent alone is not selflessness nor does it necessarily create selflessness. That's really what I take issue with. I know lots of kindof crappy parents, who talk big talk about how magical, wonderful and selfless being a parent is, when they are unwilling to make very many sacrifices for their child. Maybe that's why it burns my butt so much? :)

    @AnotherJenn: This is also true! Some 2o-somethings are great parents. I just didn't like how condescending it sounded, I guess.

    @metalkate: In a way, having a baby is completely unmiraculous - it happens every day, around the world, it is needed for the continuation of the species, etc., etc. I know when it happens on a micro level, it's totally different, but I hate it when parents act like they are the only ones ever who have experienced such a thing. It's like, on a macro level, this is nothing. Don't start lecturing people just yet. :) #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Don and Rachel are my OTP. But so are Don and Betty. I'm conflicted. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    In reply to SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
    Michael Lohan is a huge douche, but I kind of love the idea of God looking down on Hollywood and deciding who will be smote with a role in 'Labor Pains' and who will be spared. #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @NellMood: And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
    And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
    For unto you is given this day in the city of Los Angeles a Stinker, which is Labor Pains, the movie.
    -Luke 2:9-11 #sarahjessicaparker
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    11/06/09

    @rodmanstreet: Praise be the lord. Amen. #sarahjessicaparker
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    They want her to go to rehab because she dances like a knob when she's shitfaced at a party?

    If that is what equals alcoholism, 89% of Australians would need to go to rehab. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    The title of this says it all...everyone cool in LA and Malibu just goes to a party and looks bored and pissed off for a couple hours, then leaves. So, dancing like this, unless, of course, you are smoking hot Playboy material, and the guys think it's hot, is cause for embarrassment, and embarrassment is cause for rehab. Stop having fun Holly! #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    Is it just me or does Holly seem like the only fun one on The Hills? When she was dancing, all I could think was, why won't those sticks in the mud get up and dance?? Stay strong and drunk, Holly!!! #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    It's like these people have never seen Intervention before.

    If they want to get the narrative right, Holly needs to be sneaking beers all day at work, and chugging mouthwash before passing out on the lawn, and then they need to get her beleaguered, co-dependent children to threaten to quit driving her to the liquor store before school. An insincere hug from she-Pratt isn't going to cut it.

    This show can even make the judgmental melodrama boring. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    if doing 80's dances at a party makes you an alcoholic, then sign me up for rehab. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    The She-Pratt just got a DUI, right? awkward. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    I was confused why they told Holly that she needed to go to rehab. I mean, that seemed a bit excessive. Tons of my friends drink "too much" but I wouldn't say enough to where they need to go to rehab for it. Also, I didn't find Holly's behavior to be super drunky.

    If anyone has shown to be super drunky, it's that drama queen, Jayde. Ugh, I hate that girl. She starts a fight with the first sentence she says by saying something snarky and immature "Oh, I didn't say hi since I saw you talking to Kristin." And then feigns surprise when Brody reacts negatively and cries foul, "why are you mad!?" Then to top it off, she has the balls to talk shit about him to her friends while he's at the same party. Um, how old is this girl? 16. I would have dumped her for that alone.

    See, I said last week that Brody and Jayde were the type of couple that constantly fought, that no one liked together (specifically, no one liked Jayde), but that they stay together for YEARS for unknown reasons. I remain correct. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Why do you believe you know the real Jayde and Brody from watching this fake scripted show? That's their storyline. Seriously, hating on a girl you see for 2 minutes on a fake show? To spend time writing not just comments but paragraphs about her? Relax....you don't know her, she is not someone in your life. Save your energy for something real. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/29/09

    @phoenixgirl70: Oh ok, thanks girl who doesn't know me. I've been laying awake at night thinking about Jayde and Brody and their relationship now for weeks. So, I appreciate your intevention. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    I, too, am moved by the Muzak. My milkshake brings all the boys to the aisle, if I dare say so. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    @TildeMarks: Shoulda gone below - note to self. (Dangit.) #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
    Things I would rather do than hang out with any of these people:
    - have really dry drunk sex for a month-- the kind that you know is fruitless but you just keep drunkenly doing, until one or both of you is like, I am just too impaired for this, and then you go to sleep, and the next day you have that residual "dry sex vagina" feeling.
    - study for a SEC sponsored test about taxation of invesmtents
    - drink warmed up tequila and chocolate milk
    - hug Michael Vick

    I wonder if anyone watches this group of dead-eyed vanilla with the price jacked up and thinks, you know, I really think that these people are fucking rad. Do they? Oh, god. #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    @morninggloria: At first, I read your top bullet as "dry drunk" sex, as in sex with a dry drunk. Like sex with George W Bush (which you could probably add to your list of things you would rather do than hang out with these people). #thehillsjoefrancis
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    10/28/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: I don't know that I'd rather have sex with George W. Bush than be friends with a cast member from The Hills or The Fame Whores or The Oblivious Californians or whatever the show's going to be called in the future. I'd probably let George W. Bush get to second base, though. #thehillsjoefrancis
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