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Elton John Helped Eminem Through Rehab; New Book Reveals Streisand Romanced Co-Stars
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Tue Dec 15
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Also, Winona's Big Gulp cups are filled with a cherry slushie, and don't tell me otherwise!
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And, look, you made me end a sentence with a preposition! AbbyNormal is not pleased.
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This just keeps getting worse and worse. I don't think the phrase "Won't somebody please think of the children?" has ever been more appropriate.
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I would like to issue a sincere and comprehensive apology for my error in judgment. For months, I have rolled my eyes. I have sniffed contemptuously. I have made no effort to understand. But I finally watched Twilight the other day, and while I still maintain that there is some unforgivable writing in that motion picture, I cannot deny that I would enthusiastically do filthy things to that sly youngster.
I was wrong about him. Very, very wrong. Thank you for allowing me to unburden myself of this guilt. And also for not judging me too harshly when I say: HOLY SHIT I WOULD LIKE TO BEND HIM OVER AND GIVE HIM A VERY, VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Happy birthday, Mr. Pattinson,
Happy... birthday... to... you
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That may not be the most ringing endorsement for you. Take my and ASmallTurnip's word for it, instead.
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But it's also breathtakingly beautiful to watch - all misty forests and foggy greenness so deeply saturated you could almost drink it. And the acting is actually very good, especially considering some of the lines those poor actors had to work with, and it's well cast, even down to the minor supporting players.
And Pattinson is ridiculously beautiful. He's deliciously foxy beyond any imagining. Honestly, you won't believe that anyone that luminously alluring is actually allowed to exist.
@la.donna.pietra: I'm with you, doll. I am preparing my pout and wiggle as I type.
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I can also actually implement these naughty thoughts now.
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And yes. Implementation is one of the great joys of adulthood, isn't it? Mr. Pietra and Señor Turnip are lucky chaps indeed to have access to ladies with such active literary imaginations. Or randy bookish tarts, as my best friend calls our type. I do not reject such epithets.
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Pattinson: [Edward]'s like a superhuman moron with absolutely no superhuman powers. He wears lipstick has a little bouffant and does little circus acts.... Looking scary with a little baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know... it just does not work, especially with sculpted eyebrows. ...I'm really scary in reality, I mean, most of the time.
Also: The adventures of RPattz!
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He mocks himself, too: "I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong.... I used to play in goal on my football team.... when I got to a save my fingers would bend back and the ball would just hit me in the face....
"I have a really flat head... and rock-solid gelled hair. Sometimes I feel like my head's being turned inside out, like that episode of ren and stimpy when hes inside his own bellybutton. I have like one of those butt chins.... like a nubbin."
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I think I'm going to see it anyway.
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