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    The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!

    Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    HOLY SHIT JODI LYN O'KEEFE?! HOW I'VE MISSED HER AND HER TENDENCY TO ALWAYS BE CAST AS THE BITCH IN HIGH SCHOOL MOVIES #thandienewton
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    11/04/09

    @Lolita Hazed: Best part of your comment is that before seeing the pic her face came to my mind. I love how memorable bad high school movies are. #thandienewton
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    11/04/09

    @dumblonde: They are only bad if you say they are. WHICH THEY'RE NOT. She's All That? A paean to the John Hughes-y teen comedy genre! Or something similarly bullshit! #thandienewton
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    Image of wineoceros wineoceros
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    Camilla Belle looks like a blue flamingo. In a good way. #thandienewton
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    So Camilla Belle thinks that upon the apocalypse, the world is going to turn into a giant ice rink? Did I miss that note in the Mayan calendar? Or is there a lost gospel of Triple Lutzes?

    Perhaps she's just gunning for a role in the figure-skating version of 2012, Ice Capades: Apocolypse Salchow. #thandienewton
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    Pet peeve: French pedicures, like Candis Cayne's. They make toes look like fingers. And in case you're wondering, I find white tips on fingers tacky too.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    I think Estella Warren would be pulling off the outfit a lot better if she would stop making that goddamn face. This SexyFace thing has gone too far. #thandienewton
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    Camille Belle, I don't know who you are but you would make an amazing ice skater (in that outfit). #thandienewton
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    Image of OldEnough2BYourMama OldEnough2BYourMama
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    Lauren Graham - love her - looks oddly underdressed yet the only one comfortable enough to sit through the movie. But that begs the question: do the stars who walk the red carpet actually sit through the entire movie? I imagine them filing out the back door, glass of champagne in hand, as soon as the paps leave. #thandienewton
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    11/04/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: That's exactly what happens (unless the movie is really really worth it, maybe). It can become quite embarrassing, because you end up with a half empty theater when the main stars are welcomed on stage. #thandienewton
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    Image of OldEnough2BYourMama OldEnough2BYourMama
    11/04/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Suspicions confirmed! Thanks...! #thandienewton
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    I dunno... Camilla Belle looks less end of world and more America's Ballroom Challenge to me. She's rocking it, but I do half expect her to bust out a paso doble. #thandienewton
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    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!

    It's the 2012 premiere and no pictures of my boy John Cusack???!!! #thandienewton
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    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    11/04/09

    @PrincessOfPower: Maybe his dress just wasn't that interesting. :\ #thandienewton
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    11/04/09

    @thatblackgirl: I don't care what he wears. :)
    Although he can rock a skinny tie like no one else. #thandienewton
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    11/04/09

    In reply to The Clothes Are Apocalyptic At 2012!
    "What's up, bitch? I live here."

    For some reason that made laugh really hard. #thandienewton
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    Image of TubOfTaft TubOfTaft
    11/04/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Me too! It should be the new catchphrase of burglars. #thandienewton
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    Image of Sadie Sadie
    11/04/09

    @TubOfTaft: I've been trying to work it in at least once a day. #thandienewton
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    03/09/09

    In reply to Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
    I'm glad Elizabeth Moss is getting work, but a shitty romcom with SJP? Come on Peggy, you don't have to sink to their level!
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
    "Interesting: There's going to be a remake of the dark comedy Death At A Funeral, with Tracy Morgan, Martin Lawrence and Chris Rock. No word on whether Peter Dinklage will be in this version! [Hollywood Reporter]"


    The FUCK??? Is this a joke? I haven't been so enraged since "A Blaffair to Rememblack"!!

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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    03/09/09

    @deitybox: I hope it is a joke. Get some new ideas, Hollywood!!
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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    03/09/09

    @deitybox: If you haven't noticed, Hollywood assumed that black people won't get a joke unless:


    1) It is prefaced by "damn gurl" or followed by "Oh no you did-ent"


    2) It is about watermelon or other 'black people' things, or


    3) It is delivered by Chris Rock.


    So, by these standards, such a remake is warranted. I am not at all surprised. Sigh.

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    Image of par3 par3
    03/09/09

    In reply to Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
    Blind item! "Which pop diva just got her second boob job? Bet you didn't know about the first one, either - it's that good, and that out of character."


    can someone please tell me who?

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    Image of raquel8 raquel8
    03/09/09

    @par3:

    X-tina or Britney
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    03/09/09

    @par3: I'd think it would be out of character for someone like Hilary Duff, but I can't imagine her doing it... um, because it's too out of character... :)
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    Image of Crackers in Bed Crackers in Bed
    03/09/09

    @mysterygirl: I'm going with Hilary Duff or Gwen Stefani - they both had very subtle 'increases in size' over the years. maybe Gwen wants a post-baby lift?
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    03/09/09

    @raquel8: christina or britney wouldn't be out of character though, so it has to be someone more unexpected...
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
    r.i.p puupeh. i'm really upset about that right now. but i heard that some of her other dogs perished as well...
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    03/13/09

    @par3: I'm worried that if I show up tonight, I'll be awkwardly standing around, asking random women, "Are you Jezebels?" because I don't know what most of you look like.


    Luckily, I cultivate a distinctive style. I will be the lady dressed like this.


    [i427.photobucket.com]


    Please wave me over when you see me. I only look like I come from a hell dimension and want to cook your children in a soup - I'm really quite friendly!

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    03/13/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: I'm worried that if I show up tonight, I'll be awkwardly standing around, asking random women, "Are you Jezebels?" because I don't know what most of you look like.


    Luckily, I cultivate a distinctive style. I will be the lady dressed like this.


    [IMG][i427.photobucket.com]]


    Please wave me over when you see me. I only look like I come from a hell dimension and want to cook your children in a soup - I'm really quite friendly!

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    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    03/09/09

    In reply to Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?
    Dear Tom,

    I am sorry that I misplaced your shoe lifts.I know that I must always make you look taller than 5ft 4 inches.


    Hail Xenu!


    Katie

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