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4 Job Tips From Sarah Palin

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Jack_Burton
07/13/09

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Don't forget yer Juicy Couture keyboard... For drafting those important emails on tha Yahoo thingie there.

Form over function, yo.
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KiddyKat
07/13/09

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Also, don't worry about even knowing what your job is "supposed" to entail. I mean, you're going to do your own thing, so don't waste valuable brain space on the details. We don't have time for details because times have changed and , in these changing times, one must do what is necessary to ensure that one has a job (even if you don't like, understand it, or want it) just to prove a point.
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CurtCole
07/13/09

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My advice: Get your eye looked at. There seems to be a twitch going on there that can be confused for a wink, but you do it too often for it to be genuine, and this may cause future bosses to think you’re flirting with them.
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Mafalda para Presidente
07/13/09

@CurtCole: Or worse, they could think you're hiding something about Morgan.
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andthentheresme
07/13/09

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"She could do what she's supposed to – finish up her job, focus on state-level politics, and talk to the press about ethics problems. But that's not what she wants to do."

Ask any teenager, they'll totes agree! Everyone knows this is how you act as an adult with "actual responsibilities".

I'm going to have cookies for dinner for the next month! Because I feel like it and I want to.

What is this "Office Space"? I never like paying my bills either.
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Cunning_Linguist
07/13/09

@andthentheresme:I'm going to substitute a big white russian for milk in my morning cereal from now on because I think white russians are delicious and I can do whatever I want, whenever I want! Huzzah for adult responsibilities!!
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Abra
07/13/09

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"Don't let "doing your job" get in the way of just doing whatever the fuck you feel like"

I'll bring this up in my interview tomorrow. I'm sure they'll be impressed by my maverick attitude. Thanks, Jez!
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Penny_Esq
07/13/09

@Abra: Especially since the point of the interview is to go to the interview, not to land the job! You'll do great!
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