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    Image of mylastwaltz mylastwaltz
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    we know that adam duritz has nothing to do with rage against the machine, right? anyone?
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    Image of PurpleTowels PurpleTowels
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    The dancing should be incredible. I got to go to a dress rehearsal. Why not show the dancers? They have three new pieces with completely new costumes.
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    10/08/09

    @PurpleTowels: I agree! It would be great to see the costumes.
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    10/08/09

    @anya629: They only have two pictures up so far but they're on the main website: www.abt.com
    More will undoubtedly come with the reviews.
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    Image of tmdalessandro tmdalessandro
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    Number 11 is the Siriano dress from the recent show (number 25) --check it http://jezebel.com/5358128/christian-siriano-invites-you-to-his-gorgeous-golden-tea-party-on-mars/gallery/
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    10/08/09

    @tmdalessandro: Yup, and it's actually an aerial view of an Italian coastline that was reworked into fabric. It's just as gorgeous as it was on the runway.
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    Image of Bitcherina Bitcherina
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    The necklace in #10 bears a striking resemblance to one of my belly dancing belts. I might have to try wearing it around my neck to my next gala appearance.

    ...Oh, wait.

    Also, I'm pretty sure the girls of Blue Crush would describe her hairstyle as "triple overhead," and that's awesome.

    That is all.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment Bitcherina was starred Bitcherina was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/08/09

    @Bitcherina: I can't believe I didn't notice that. You are right--that is definitely a belly dance belt.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    10/08/09

    @Bitcherina: I am ♥-ing you purely on the
    strength of your screen-name. So good.
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    Image of Bitcherina Bitcherina
    10/08/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Hearted back! My sister and I are huge Lucy fans!
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    Image of bertparks bertparks
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    #10 is Muffie Potter Aston and Georgette Mosbacher, definitely. Yep, can't remember anything I learned in school, but I know who they are. Sad.
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    TheUptightMidwesterner approved this comment bertparks was starred bertparks was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    10/08/09

    @bertparks: See? Just look how "surprised" they look since you know their names!!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    JoAnna García looks a lot like Amy Adams in profile.

    Rufus Wainwright looks so wonderful.

    I think Emmy Rossum has a tendency for the mature look.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    the redhead in picture 10 is georgette mosbacher.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    Picture 5 is stunning. Stunning, I say! Mila and Natalie look cute, but a little too casual for the occasion, methinks.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    10/08/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: They probably only look casual because they were the only ones sensible enough to wear jackets. I bet they looked fab when they got indoors.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/08/09

    @JLady: No, it is because they are wearing above the knee dresses as opposed to almost everyone else that is wearing floor length gowns.
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    Image of mariahecht000 mariahecht000
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    Oh, unknown Lady in Purple with the Tim Burton-esque curlicue upon your dome, I aspire to be you when, I too, reach A Certain Age.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment hortense approved this comment mariahecht000 was starred mariahecht000 was unstarred
    Image of lucyjae lucyjae
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    I think Adam Duritz is some kind of secret love wizard. I mean his songs are good enough and all, but he was with Courteney Cox & Jennifer Aniston in the 90s and just wrangled Emmy Rossum out of a marriage. Those are just the ladies I know about, I'm sure there are others that have come under his thrall.
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    heykoukla promoted this comment lucyjae was starred lucyjae was unstarred
    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/08/09

    @lucyjae: I always think of him as like John Mayer, but without the redeeming sense of humour.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    The unidentified woman on the right in pic 10 is, I'm pretty sure, Georgette Mossbacher.
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    Image of Bunsy Bunsy
    10/08/09

    @cocobanal: And the other woman is, I think, Muffie Potter Aston. Why do I know this?
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    Image of wealhtheow wealhtheow
    10/08/09

    In reply to Rage Against The American Ballet Theatre Gala's Glam Awesomeness
    Aww, Natalie Portman looks adorable. And her support of convicted child rapist Polanski is the perfect accessory to that cute dress!
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    Scoithniamh promoted this comment wealhtheow was starred wealhtheow was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/08/09

    @wealhtheow: It's all I can see too. I'm not planning on some kind of boycott or anything, but damn, I can't even look at pictures of some people at the moment, and Portman is one of those people.

    Fortunately for me, Mila is in the picture too, looking totally fab and not-approving-of-child-rape.
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    Image of ReanimatedHorse ReanimatedHorse
    10/08/09

    @lisas: Yeah but she's approving of Natalie Portman.
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    lisas promoted this comment ReanimatedHorse was starred ReanimatedHorse was unstarred
    Image of lisas lisas
    10/08/09

    @ReanimatedHorse: Well you know it could be a work thing.
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    Image of NorthernLite NorthernLite
    09/13/09

    In reply to Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
    Check out Tina's first act after she's announced winner. (Millions weep that they are not Jack McB.)
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    Image of Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady) Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
    09/13/09

    In reply to Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
    What other VH1 reality show featured a murderer?
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    Image of huls huls
    09/13/09

    @CrazyRatLady: they're referring to i love money 3 which will never air because the guy was in it and possibly won the show.
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    Image of SarahBellum SarahBellum
    09/13/09

    In reply to Tina Wins An Emmy, Elton Considers Adoption, And VH1 Steps Back From Reality
    Has Kellan Lutz never been asked to put words together on his own before? Is he a robot?!
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    Maritsa approved this comment SarahBellum was starred SarahBellum was unstarred
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