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    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    It looks like an outtake shot! She looks completely annoyed and caught off guard. #marieclaire
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    Anna N. promoted this comment justcallmeangel was starred justcallmeangel was unstarred
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    10/22/09

    @justcallmeangel: I know! Is this her sexy-face? I can't tell! #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Anna N.: I think it's her 'I can't believe I am on this godforsaken magazine cover in a stupid safari outfit' face. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Anna N.: It's a bit more perplexyface than sexyface, in that she looks a bit irritated and confused. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    The girly-girl bone is connected to the... panties. The panties are connected to the... ponytail. The ponytail is connected to the... *headdesk*. #marieclaire
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    Image of snobographer snobographer
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    Did they even bother to mention she has a movie coming out this weekend?
    Amelia looks awesome. Mira Nair kicks ass. I hope she gets an Oscar. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @snobographer: It got a mention, and a little pic, in among all the questions about whether Hilary Swank's life is completely perfect or, alternatively, totally sucks. #marieclaire
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    Image of erinna erinna
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    Yes, every actress must be exactly the same as the parts they are cast in. Thats how they get the part! So obviously, since Hillary played a transgendered individual, she obviously must be a total tomboy, never shaves her legs and has never even looked at a skirt. (Oh wait, except for all those couture gowns she does her gardening in apparently) #marieclaire
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    Can we talk about Hilary's hair? It looks like Reese Witherspoon's cut only with a darker colour. I'm not sure I like it. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: at first glance I thought this was Mariska Hargitay... #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @erinna: Well, they are best friends (according to Hilary Swank.) #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @erinna: it seems a bit outdated.
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    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: I think she's doing her best to grow out her Amelia hair, and unlike most of her Hollywood counterparts, has not resorted to a bad weave. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: I actually think she looks really cute... I think it's more flattering than the super short cut she used to have, and definitely nicer than when she had long hair. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @RiloKilo: @odinsraven: Oh! I'm not saying it looks bad on her, she looks very pretty. It's the style I don't like, it seems kind of boring and a little outdated. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: Oh, no, I understand, I just personally think it's cute! #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: Like she stole a non-platinum Joan Rivers wig. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @GeekSpice: Exactly! Or Jane Fonda!

    Btw, I love your username :) #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    Man, you missed the opportunity of Lake Swank! #marieclaire
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    I really hate the multiple necklace trend. There, I said it. You can even quote me. #marieclaire
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I will, as a back up opinion for my own hatred of them. #marieclaire
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    10/22/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Two is acceptable, imo. Three, if they're beads, though that's pushing it. Sixty-seven knotted metal chains? Never.

    Now we know why she's making that face: all those chains are hurting her neck and pinching her decolletage.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/22/09

    In reply to Marie Claire: Bling On Your Pants, Swank In A Lake
    This interview was a clinic on how to be passive-aggressive.

    "SOME people say you're boring/stuck-up/mannish. What do YOU think about it?"

    Joanna Coles: The boss who pretends to be your friend but then you start having panic attacks on the subway ride to work and you don't know why. #marieclaire
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    Lohan's idea of couture: taking the pants off one model and putting them on another model. Art imitates life! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Island of Misfit Toys Island of Misfit Toys
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    I wonder if Linda got her $10,000 per day mandatory stipend? #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning."

    Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    The croc store is going to smell like a rubbery, rubbery hell. Why must they ruin the air quality?! WHY?!

    Edited:
    H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    Nora Ephron cracks me up.

    As I get older, I've noticed I can no longer wear H&M, Topshop etc. Cheap clothes look, well, cheap on me. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I've noticed that as well. I used to have no problem wearing the-cheaper-the-better clothes, but now I look like a trollop in them. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    10/15/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Cheap clothes don’t seem to go in for the same vanity sizing as garments for the (ahem) more mature woman. #lindsaylohan
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    After the Anna Sui mess -- those clothes were cute, but so poorly made as to be destroyed on the hangers before they could be purchased, I'm giving up on designers for Target lines. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/15/09

    @sportz.star: I had good luck with the Isaac Mizrahi for Target line; I'm really sad that it's over now! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/15/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan, Couturiere; People Are Angry At Ralph Lauren
    Has anyone seen the Ephron play? I'm going to be in the city next week and am trying to decide between that and Wishful Drinking. #lindsaylohan
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