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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    *shakes head slowly* Oh, Megan Fox.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Spencer must go about disguising himself as a coyote. That explains so much. Obviously Satan has given him the power to change species. I would have predicted a snake, but coyote works.
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    Image of OldEnough2BYourMama OldEnough2BYourMama
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Gosh, are we the only ones who can see Ali Lo headed down the same disastrous path as Lindsay? Is it too late to save her from her self-destructive ways? Silly question, I know, especially considering Lindsay seems to be the one doing the "parenting".
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    NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce promoted this comment OldEnough2BYourMama was starred OldEnough2BYourMama was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/16/09

    @OldEnough2BYourMama: It's apparent her parents don't see it, as they don't even see Lindsay going down that path.
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    I love Jill Scott and will probably watch that despite my aversion to Lifetime movies, but how the hell is she supposed to be old enough to play the mother of a grad student?
    Is this another no actress over thirty gets work thing?
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    Image of bbug bbug
    09/16/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: I think Jill Scott is playing the grad student, though, right?
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    09/16/09

    @bbug: I think it says "the mother- played by Scott-" but that can't be right! She's only in her 30s isn't she?!
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    BillyPilgrimisnotmylover promoted this comment DinosaurDanceParty was starred DinosaurDanceParty was unstarred
    Image of bonmot bonmot
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Jennifer Aniston--wah, wah, wah
    What did you think you signed up for?
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    Image of eidolem eidolem
    09/16/09

    @bonmot: HONESTLY. I can buy that she doesn't enjoy it, because no matter what some of the gossips say, I don't think very many celebrities enjoy being hounded like that, but didn't know?

    Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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    NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce promoted this comment eidolem was starred eidolem was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/16/09

    @eidolem: @bonmot: Well, say what you will, but she has a point. OK, so maybe that's "the way things are done," but why? Only because there is a demand. But the public has no right to poke into the dark alleyways of a celebrity's life -- anymore than anyone has a right to make stuff up about their life.

    What gets me, is that celebrities lament this all the time, but very few do anything concrete about it, which makes them look like hypocrites.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    PAPYRUS, you are kinda missing the point. I never thought that Lady Gaga's performance was about suicide, but I'm thinking about it now. Yay, counter-production.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    I am so glad to see - from that Mickey Rourke item - that it's not only women who are told "Smile! Why aren't you smiling?" at nightclubs.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/16/09

    @heykoukla: So true. I hate that! I would never own a gun for that reason.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    09/16/09

    @MizJenkins: Well, you could always just shoot them in the leg...
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    Image of BillyPilgrimisnotmylover BillyPilgrimisnotmylover
    09/16/09

    @heykoukla: Just nightclubs? I get this on the street and even in the office from some brave souls willing to risk stapler wrath. Somehow, I don't think I can use Rourke's response to fend them off.
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    09/16/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: I want to write a dissertation on how much this bothers me! I used to live in a really busy neighborhood and older men were ALWAYS telling me to "smile!" The only way I could stop it was by backing up to them and saying, "excuse me? What was that?" Then after they repeat it just saying "Actually I found out my mom has cancer so I'm not really in a smiling mood."

    Off topic but sorry it bothers me THAT much! To men or women, mind your own business people.
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    BillyPilgrimisnotmylover promoted this comment DinosaurDanceParty was starred DinosaurDanceParty was unstarred
    Image of GeekSpice GeekSpice
    09/16/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: I am TOTALLY going to use his answer at work! Beats "the server is down" any damn day.
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    Image of TealCuttlefish TealCuttlefish
    09/16/09

    @BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: I stick with: "Sorry, women in my family do not smile on command." I've been using that comeback to people who tell my daughter to smile for about 10 years now.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    i guess in michael lohan's world, 15 is the new 21!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Paula Deen- if you're going to be giving health tips, please remember that your mac and cheese with five pounds of three kinds of cheese and ten sticks of butter is probably the OPPOSITE of a health tip.

    That realized, please make it for me now.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/16/09

    @LaComtesse: Confession, I follow Paula Deen on Twitter and she's been talking about how she's working out and trying to be healthier lately. (Though the mac 'n' cheese with tons of butter and cheese is AWESOME.)
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    I don't know why I know this but the "bad movie" Mickey Rourke is talking about is "Once Upon a Time in Mexico". For some reason I know he requested to wear his own suit in that.

    And I can't consider anything a bad movie when Johnny Depp is in it, MICKEY!
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    09/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: I love Once Upon a Time in Mexico. That shit is gold. The only thing missing is Salma's boobs, and you just have to watch Desparado for that.
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    09/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: That can't be true because that movie is not bad, it is AMAZING. Also Johnny says "are you a Mexican, or a Mexican't?" Which my friend repeats every other day, to this day.
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    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    09/16/09

    @DinosaurDanceParty: I forgot that gem of a line. Dammit for not having any Mexican friends I could say that too.
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    Image of DinosaurDanceParty DinosaurDanceParty
    09/16/09

    @thecameralovesyou: Haha one of my best friends is Mexican and I love saying it to him when I try to get him to hit on girls at the bar and he chickens out.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Nevermind guns Megan, stop shooting off your mouth with batshit crazy stupid crap.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/16/09

    @cuteasabutton: I don't know why I keep defending this chick...I don't even like her that much...but I don't see anything batshit crazy about this comment.

    People with volatile tempers probably shouldn't own guns. I'm not sure why it came up, but it sounds like she's got enough sense to know how she has to watch her emotions (something we spent the weekend chastizing Serena Williams about). And who doesn't get a bit stabby now and then?
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Dodai, I want to read Kelly Osbourne's book too, after reading that Guardian profile on her, and I hate those kinds of books. I love her.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    I can see how Jessica would mistake Spencer for a coyote. It's the fleshbeard.
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    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    You know, when men threaten serious physical harm to their partners, it's pretty gross, but when hot women do it--well, I can't help but find it winsome and charming! You're such a little cutie pie, M. Fox!
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/16/09

    @Khrushchev: Wait, am I still on Jezebel? Come on, let go of your pearls...

    You mean to say you've never gotten mad/frustrated at a friend and said something along the lines of, "OMG I'm gonna kill you! Leave me alone!"

    Really? I think this is all part and parcel of the media's attempt to paint her as a "bad girl" and I'm not buying it.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    09/16/09

    @MizJenkins: For real. I mean, we can recognize hyperbole, right?
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    Image of ericacartman ericacartman
    09/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
    Haha, remember when Jordan gave Heidi a dog in the first season of the Hills? What happened to it?!! And the German Shephards the Gosselins got?...

    But I would watch the crap out of a Kate G plus Paula Deen show.
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