While the Sunday shows rage around us, Moe and I call for Geithner's head, Larry Summers' ass, parse the Brangelina break-up reports and Joan Allen's necklace-of-horror, and, finally, debate which, if any, Republicans we'd allow to examine our vaginas.

[Los Angeles, January 23. Image via Getty]

[Beverly Hills, January 17. Image via Getty.]

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]

Breaking! Some dude over at the Huffington Post figured out that being a female in Hollywood sucks! You're either Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson basically sucking face in “The Other Boleyn Girl” or you're a creaky old crone like Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates and Joan Allen in Bonneville”, saying things like “"Oh,…

*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories