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Armani's NY Times Blog Not Actually Written By Armani

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pufflehuff
02/19/09

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You know what happens when Armani actually honours his journalistic duties? This atrocity:

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clevernamehere
02/19/09

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His first blog is kind of funny. " I must interject something for your benefit. Americans overcook their pasta. Always. And there's too much sauce. Too much of everything! Please, try to control yourselves."

I also like his complaint that NY clubbers wore bsic clothing. Isn't he the granddaddy of basic clothing?

And then a bunch of Americans gets pissy about NOTHING! I get very annoyed when Euros say Americans are ignorant cowboys because its not true and incredibly insulting, but being offended because he doesn't like our curtains? Come on!
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whatsername
02/19/09

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Okay, confession: My comments on Jezebel are all as told to T.H.A.Tsergem, a freelance commenter, and not really written by me.
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Ailanthus-altissima
02/19/09

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I'm not saying that someone with no knowledge of the English language could write perfectly, but I do think that people who have difficulty with spoken English can write with great skill. I'm sure it's not the case here, but I always get a little on edge when people use someone who speaks English as a second language's speech to gauge how they write.
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YourScreenplaySucks
02/19/09

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I feel betrayed. This is like the time I went to Disneyworld and saw Goofy take his head off and toke up behind Cinderella's Royal Table restaurant. Will the traumas ever end?
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Hamsterpants
02/19/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Wow, I had a friend who worked at DL and she told me it was a dismissable offense to get out of character when you're working at the park. BTW, she played Alice in Wonderland there - until the day twin boys had the runs on her. It traumatized her for life.
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suck_it_monkeys
02/19/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: HA!! In high school I had a summer gig dressing as a giraffe at the zoo and posing for pictures with kids. That costume was hot as a mutha and despite instructions to never, ever take the head off in front of kids, I once snuck behind some bushes to get a drink of water. A little girl came traipsing along, moments after she'd had her picture taken with me, pointed at me with a look of total shock and began crying inconsolably.It was a sad time for all involved.
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lilbobbytables
02/19/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: How can goofy smoke with no head? Is he, gasp, a ZOMBIE?!
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Hamsterpants
02/19/09

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Apparently, there must be a need in NY for a 43,000 square foot all Armani store, but I'm having a hard time imagining opening such a place in this economy and having a real success with it.
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Rare Affinity
02/19/09

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The next thing you'll be telling me is that Georgio does not personally design everything that is ever licensed under the Armani label.
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