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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Shouldn't your goal for pregnancy be to be as healthy as you can and make sure you create a healthy environment for your child? And that means going with your body's natural shape, and not trying to force it to be thinner or larger than it is supposed to be. Or is pregnancy now just an accessory, like a Louis Vuitton purse? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    I'm expecting a Paris Hilton-style freak out if LL is sent to jail, and though I feel terrible about this, there is a small part of me, the part that makes me buy US Weekly and OK in airports, that will be a little disappointed if it doesn't happen. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    To Joe Simpson:
    You don't have to go to Uganda to find people who think fat is beautiful. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    I'm trying to think of worse people than Sherri Shepherd who could write self-help books. Michael Lohan? Jon Gosselin? Khloe Kardashian? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    It's "Michiganian". I prefer the term I heard when I first moved here, which is "Michigander" because there are so many good jokes to be made during the goose migration, but I have been informed that this was a derogatory term used by Abraham Lincoln for the poor folks in the mitt. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @Svenskasweetie: I've lived here all my life and I've only ever heard Michigander. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @bluebears: Really? I said it and got quite the talking to. Maybe I just know particularly sensitive people. Though I think Michigan-er is definitely wrong, no? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @Svenskasweetie: for sure. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @bluebears: There was a contest in the paper (free press) in the 80's. People voted for Michigander or Michiganian. Michiganian won by a landslide. This is a helpful little insight;
    [www.michigan.gov] #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @Little Time Bomb: Well I STILL have never heard someone use that term to describe themselves. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @Svenskasweetie: Another life-long Michigander(Detroit 'burbs); I've never used anything else! However, I guess if you were to put those two to a poll like Little Time Bomb mentions, people would probably choose the less goofy option, i.e. Michiganian. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @bluebears: Well I guess there's room for everyone! So many Michigan Jezzies! #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Anyone else have a bit of the warm fuzzies reading about Lourdes's bday party? First off, it's always nice to see parents whose romantic-partner days are long gone getting along for the sake of their kid (famous people setting a GOOD example for regular people!), and second, Carlos Leon seems to have done a solid job of being an active dad and subverting the label of "Madonna's boy toy/sperm donor" that was slapped on him when Lourdes was born ... #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    So Sharon Osbourne is obviously going to kick all ass and take all names, right?

    And Kristen Bell...I agree with you. Now go work more. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Sigh...sorry Shaki but this bird thinks your earlier albums are so much better! #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @dirtybee: Amen. Dónde están los ladrones? is easily one of my favorite albums of all time.

    Shakira en inglés just isn't the same... #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @elembee: Hell to the yeah. My grandparents are Colombian, and Shaki en español was pretty much the only current music they'd listen to back in the day. My grandma was really disappointed when she started singing in English.

    Gotta admit though, La Loba is pretty catchy. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @dirtybee: Me too! That new Wolf song or whatever? No me gusta. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @elembee: @Zapatos: @nolongerinacubiclestillawhore: Glad to see I'm not alone! I liked when she had long black/red hair, jammed the shit out of her guitar, and sang about moscas and hogándose entre fotos y cuadernos y entre cosas y recuerdos.
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    10/16/09


    @dirtybee: Also, Exhibit A: #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Kristin Bell: thanks for encouraging the stereotype that all women hate other women. Awesome. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @7states: True, but a lot of people do hate Megan Fox, and I think some of it is backlash to all the attention she gets for being so "hot". #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @7states: Hmmm, I read that differently. I thought she was commenting on the backlash, pointing out that while she understands why it exists, she also personally things Megan Fox is cool.

    Kristen Bell seems a very pro-girl girl from everything I've read! (This from a former Veronica Mars fanatic) #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @7states: I took "we all do" as somewhere between "everyone in the world" and "everyone in Hollywood." I don't think she was talking about women. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Nigella Lawson makes this girl feel like an old-fashioned male chauvinist: I just want to marry her and have her cook for me every day. (I'd settle for Giada De Laurentiis, too. I'm not picky.) #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    So, Celebrity Apprentice is the new Surreal Life? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    No matter how much I've seen their names in print (and we all know it's a LOT), the spelling of Khloe and Kourtney still hurts my eyes.
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    10/16/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Does it help you deal with the pain to know that the spelling of "Khloe" is closer to the original Greek version of the name? I had never pegged Mama Kardashian as a classical Greek purist, but the woman is clearly an intellectual. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @heykoukla: Is the mother's heritage greek? If so, good for her. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @heykoukla: Oddly, it does help. But then the h wouldn't be in there, would it. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @mishmisha: No, she doesn't have a Greek background. Scottish/Dutch, according to Wikipedia.
    @BlondeGoddess: Ha, no, I can't explain away the H. Or the Kourtney. Or the other Ks. That's all borne of her own, uh...creativity, I guess? #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @heykoukla: or kreativity #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @heykoukla: She's part Dutch?!
    I'm so sorry. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    preach it, george. getting older is a far better option than death. i am a-okay with it, too. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    Khloe, it sucks, but some of us don't ever look pregnant. Nobody comes and rubs our bellies, wanted or not. Nobody asks us about our due dates and good news. Nobody asks us about names or whether it's a boy or a girl.

    Nobody thinks anything about us except "what a fat hog," because Khloe, some of us just look really fat when we're pregnant.

    It'd be nice if it weren't true, but it is. You may not be one, like I am, but if you are, just try to completely detach yourself from the mirror for at least a year. It's very hard, yes, but it's the best thing. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @redqueenmeg thinks meredith is a goddess: And I'd still like to know why I lost my star due to the site changing to Hashtag Central. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @redqueenmeg thinks meredith is a goddess: It happened to lots of commenters. PM Hortense and it will reappear. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    @Plum-Pie: Thanks! :) I got mine back on io9 but here and other sites it was still allll gone. #khloekardashian
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
    THAT'S why there was a film crew taping Blago in the Meat Packing this week. It's so nice to have life's mysteries solved by #dirtbag. #khloekardashian
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