I do also need to say that if I saw a man in tight bright blue pants, an American Apparel Big Bird t-shirt, fucked up glasses and with a pornstache, I'd probably call my cop neighbor to report a Suspicious Person. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
Anyone else think this hipster-esque version of Cookie Monster is just fucking wrong? I can't put my finger on it. It's definitely Cookie. But it doesn't look right.
@SomeAuthorGirl: Cookie Monster was so inclusive. Hipsters are so exclusive. There's the inherent snag in the plan. You just can't mix Cookie Monster with Hipsters. You just can't. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
So who at the show thought it would be a good idea for them to be associated with a dude who makes quasi-porn and jerks off in front of female reporters? Oscar the Grouch? #americanapparelforsesamestreet
I think that the actual puppets could produce better designs. Or maybe a robot. Or 1,000 monkeys working at a 1,000 art tables.
In completely unrelated news, my cat would like to announce his line of unofficial Electric Company tshirts. We're looking for nubile female kittens willing to pose in the fur for the ad campaign. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
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I know that's not a very profound thought and it's generally frowned upon leaving comments like that. But really? American Apparel shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Sesame Street and I now have the creeps. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
I think I'm going to cry. Jim Henson is spinning in his grave right now. Perhaps we could zombie-fie him and have him eat Dov Charney's brains in retaliation.
I just wrote a letter and email. For anyone who wants to do the same:
Mr Gary Knell
CEO, Sesame Workshop
1 Lincoln Plaza
New York , NY 10023
USA
Tel: 1 212 875 6716
Fax: 1 212 875 6114
Email: elizabeth.nisbet@sesameworkshop.org
im waiting for the photoshops of the inappropriate AA ads featuring Sesame Street characters.
That being said, Big Bird is way too fat to be an AA model. Her legs are like fucking tree trunks; didn't Dov see those monstrosities before putting her on a goddamn t-shirt? That 6-year old needs to lose like...20 pounds. NOW.
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In completely unrelated news, my cat would like to announce his line of unofficial Electric Company tshirts. We're looking for nubile female kittens willing to pose in the fur for the ad campaign. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
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I know that's not a very profound thought and it's generally frowned upon leaving comments like that. But really? American Apparel shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Sesame Street and I now have the creeps. #americanapparelforsesamestreet
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Mr Gary Knell
CEO, Sesame Workshop
1 Lincoln Plaza
New York , NY 10023
USA
Tel: 1 212 875 6716
Fax: 1 212 875 6114
Email: elizabeth.nisbet@sesameworkshop.org
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That being said, Big Bird is way too fat to be an AA model. Her legs are like fucking tree trunks; didn't Dov see those monstrosities before putting her on a goddamn t-shirt? That 6-year old needs to lose like...20 pounds. NOW.
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