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    Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Has Amber Rose always been so juicy and delicious? I want to go there.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/16/09

    @Snowbunny: Yeah... she's looking pretty hot. Those NY fashion week photos I saw of her made her look like some crazy alien robot, but she look damn foxy in this picture.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    It's jokes like that make Ewan McGregor even hotter to me.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    I can't even express how excited I am for the shark movie. OMG OMG.
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    Image of Hazel Hazel
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Are you sure Kanye wrote that? It's not in caps.
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    Image of Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    I dislike Jennifer Anniston - I don't actually know the woman, but jesus, she seems shrill, attention seeking, and desperate.


    And christ, if Charlize Theron can, you know, gain weight and fry her hair for a role, she could cut it and dye it - it's not like her hair guru couldn't lighten it again afterwards. Way to burn through some money, there, Jen.

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    Image of Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max Stephanie wishes to kill Tucker Max
    05/15/09

    @Stephanie: so many commas. sorry.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    05/15/09

    @Stephanie: That's OK, it's not like commas cost, like, $10,000 each. Use them to your heart's content.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/16/09

    @Stephanie: I think it's ridiculous that she can get paid millions of dollars and not want to dye her goddamn hair.


    But to be fair, I honestly don't think she's doing all the attention-seeking. It seems to be mostly coming from the tabloids. She's not, like, Phoebe Price, and calling the paparazzi to tell them where she is.

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    Image of TheLittlestChicken TheLittlestChicken
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    To the former Mrs. Dean McDermott:

    Tori Spelling didn't break up your marriage; Dean McDermott did.


    Thank you,

    Mrs. Littlest Chicken

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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/16/09

    @TheLittlestChicken:

    True. I hate it when women blame the other woman, as though the man had nothing to do with it.


    Although if that story is true? that's pretty abhorrent behavior on Tori's part as well.

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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    "Obviously I'm going to be crying; she's like my daughter."


    Ummmm. I just know there's a joke in there about Paris Hilton's mothering skills but I'm on my 10th hour at work and I'm too tired to be clever right now. It'll come to me, I know it.

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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    05/15/09

    @willwriteforfood: I think you are looking for the word to describe a female dog, since she is a dog's mother.


    And anyone who makes you work 10 hours on a Friday is also a dog's mother. I hope you get out and enjoy this spring weekend.

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    Image of Sandicomm Sandicomm
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Oh, Paul, don't do that. Now you're going to have a bunch of addled Zionists pop out of the woodwork and bitch about how Rahm isn't Israeli enough and Obama's a terrible person because his aide of Israeli descent isn't spouting pro-Israel crap at him and it'll just be a huge clusterfuck and then Rahm will stab a table and then we'll all just be sorry.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/15/09

    @Sandicomm: You know what though? OneVoice is an awesome organization that does great work.
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    05/16/09

    @Sandicomm:

    ha! i kind of want Rahm to stab more tables, though.
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    Image of CircleSquare CircleSquare
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    I predict that Jen's new film will be known as The One Where Jen Wore A Wig.


    It feels like she IS her hairdo by this stage!

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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    05/16/09

    @CircleSquare: and i cannot believe it was custom-made - it looks like crap.


    I had a better wig when I dressed up as Jan Brady for halloween a few years ago.

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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Also? You suck, Tori Spelling.
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    Image of MissTicklebritches MissTicklebritches
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    That haircolor looks amazing on Aniston. It really makes her eyes stand out. She should go red.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    "The cat and I have become close friends"??!!


    I might just be stoned, but that is fucking hilarious.

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    Image of NowhereGirl NowhereGirl
    05/15/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: That was pretty funny. How mean is that though to call someone and say that. If someone stole my dog and then called me to boast about how much fun they where having together, I'd go psycho on him, for real.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    05/15/09

    @NowhereGirl:


    Totally. "We had milkshakes and then went go-kart racing and then we're going to the movies. So there!"


    I have tricked myself into believing that my cat could never ever has as much fun with anyone as he does with me.

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Threesomes, I can't decide if it's hot or awkward. I'm leaning in the direction of awkward, too many body parts fumbling around.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    "...she confronted Spelling and asked her not to break up her marriage."


    Oh, honey, it was already broken. (Sadface.)

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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    05/15/09

    @baraqiel: I can't imagine why anyone would expose themselves to that type of emotional abuse. She was pregnant at the time, so maybe she was slightly more frantic to keep her family together, but yeah, that sucks.
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    Image of TheEternalOptimist TheEternalOptimist
    05/15/09

    @ShanaElmsford: She actually adopted, but it's still a sad thing to do.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    05/15/09

    In reply to Kanye Wasn't In Threesome With Madge; Jennifer Wears A $10K Wig
    Josh Lucas... said he likes to get to know his dates face-to-face.


    Um, forgive me if I'm mistaken, but isn't that what one does on a date? Gets to know the other person face-to-face. Because if not, I've clearly been doing it wrong this whole time.

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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    05/15/09

    @VaginaWig is A Merkin: Yeah, um... is this like opposed to the type of celebrity "dating" that is set up by publicists and doesn't involve actual dates? (in my mind, this exists.) If he's speaking to the average person here, he just sounds like an idiot.
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