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sciencerules
07/10/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Let me just put this issue to rest. Regardless of whose DNA the kids carry, Michael Jackson is the father of his children, as he was the only one actually involved in their parenting. Your "real parents" are the ones who "really parent" you. DNA is just a molecule.
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KatyLou
07/10/09

@sciencerules: THANK you! I'm so sick of this debate. Those are his kids, whether his junk was involved or not.
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sarrible
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Morgan Freeman played God. I really just can't get behind the creepy step-granddaughter-dating rumors, because, ew. It's God.
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LaComtesse
07/09/09

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Gwyneth Paltrow: so, basically, you're starving yourself as punishment for enjoying life. I mean, yeah, that WAS pretty ridiculous of you. Your life's enjoyment should come out of staying skinny not romping about and having fun and eating delicious food without killing yourself on a treadmill.

As my boss says "You could get hit by a truck tomorrow and your jean size won't matter."
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KidPresentable
07/09/09

@LaComtesse: I love how our fair Gwynie so transparently uses GOOP to shame the rest of us plebs into punishing--whoops--I mean, DETOXing ourselves for "enjoying life".

Bleh, I hate how "detox" has replaced "diet" as the code word for starving yourself.
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LaComtesse
07/09/09

@KidPresentable: My liver and kidneys do all my detoxing for me. I don't need to starve to "detox."
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TheNewJanBrady
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
The rumors are false! I will absolutely be showing up on Oprah. Not even that bitch Marcia could keep me away.
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CollegeCamel
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
When celebrities say that their Twitter was hacked, what they mean is that their drunken alter egos hacked into them, which was very surprising to all parties, as the drunken alter ego is usually very bad with technology and remembering passwords and all that.
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kookla
07/09/09

@CollegeCamel: How long until the PSA on Twittering responsibly?
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alouette
07/09/09

@CollegeCamel: Too bad Twitter doesn't have the "goggles" feather that GMail does -- forcing you to do math equations before doing late-night activity.
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Renata Halpern
07/10/09

@alouette: GMail really has that?! Thank G-d I don't use GMail then because I can't do math day or night, drunk or sober.
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foodandshoes
07/11/09

@Renata Halpern: You set the "goggles" to come on at certain times on certain days if you *ahem* may have an issue. Not that I have mine set that way or anything...
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NardaDion
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Oh. Mi. God. This makes Woody Allen's shenanigans pale in comparison.

If it's true, can't watch another Morgan Freeman film again. What is it with men?
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femputer
07/10/09

@NardaDion: crap. pls don't take this personally but I did NOT mean to approve/promote this comment. This new system is hard!! I do NOT co-sign "What is it with men" Nooooooooo.
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dcdulce
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
I knew that gwyneth was full of goop...(sorry i couldn't resist)
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t-yo3
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Gwyneth Paltrow's infatuation with detox, especially as a way to recover from "relax and enjoy life phase[s]", is beginning to sound like a form of disordered eating to me.

It bothers me how she'll be like, "Oh, I love food, delicious yummy food, I can't stuff enough wonderful food in my face, I love it so!" and then a little later is telling us how she went on a detox and drank only juice and castor oil and white tea for a fortnight, or some such nonsense, as a way to cleanse and purify and whatever else.

That isn't detox, that's crash dieting, and I can't bring myself to believe that it's healthy.
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Mafalda para Presidente
07/09/09

@titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Thank you for stating exactly what I was thinking. I dislike detox diets for that same reason, mostly because I think people go on them when they need to justify a period of crash dieting after a period of indulgence. Your body needs food. There is no need to detox, there's only need to eat fresh and healthy meals.
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Bunsen Honeydew
07/09/09

@titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Okay, seriously, I was thinking about commenting with that and I scrolled down and saw you've pretty much said exactly what I was thinking. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

I try really hard to avoid clicking on "goop" articles because I find her detox talk triggering, but it's hard not to notice when it's in a quick little dirtbag snippit. I don't mean this as a critique on the editors, (it's my job to avoid it, not their job to stop writing it) but does anyone else find her uncomfortably triggering?

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kaiwhakamarie
07/09/09

@Bunsen Honeydew: She doesn't trigger me personally, but I can certainly see how her writing would trigger some people. I, too, agree that her views on 'detox' and the like seem to be a thinly veiled explanation of an eating disorder. Especially since she specifically mentioned weight loss. If she was only worried about keeping her body clean, etc she wouldn't have mentioned losing a few pounds, right?
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Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
07/09/09

@titilayo-yo-yo-yo: Gwynnie: I have a liver. It does the detox for me.
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icingsugar
07/09/09

@titilayo-yo-yo-yo: The "justification" from the doctor is atrocious. He states that your body stores up pounds of toxins, and then when asked where he goes on a long winded explanation of the whole earth being polluted in toxins.

I am always intrigued by the detox idea, if there is pounds of stored up 'sludge' or whatever I want it out. I went on a detox similar to the product he is hocking (for something like $350!!) which is a bunch of supplements. I can tell you that I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, except for the fact that it just made me eliminate as if I was taking laxatives. Which is really what it was after I dug deep into what it was, natural ingredients but I was basically taking laxatives, which grossed me out and I stopped taking before it was over.
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Acquanetta
07/09/09

@Alys Brangwin knows who's bad: What? You're kidneys are going along for the ride?
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Alys Brangwin can't stop the beat
07/09/09

@Acquanetta: I forgot. It's my kidneys that do the flushing.
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tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Odd, I really don't think of Jim Carrey as being old enough to have a daughter who's having a baby, but there you go. I have grown increasingly fail at attempting to guess the ages of people around me, much less celebrities, so I'm not surprised.
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AJ
07/09/09

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I didn't picture him as being old enough either, but that being said, I imagine he'll make a fabulous grandpa. The kid won't need any toys when gramps is around to entertain him.
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inabook
07/09/09

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: My father is a great grandfather, and he's only 63-- which means I'm a great aunt, and I'm only 24. Some people reproduce young, some reproduce old.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
07/09/09

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: He is pretty young, at that. My dad was ten years older than he is before I had a kid. But he's not, like, scary young to be a grandfather.
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eri401
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Oh poor poor Hayden who is beautiful and grew up with a celebrity actress mother and became a hollywood actress before she was even in middle school. POOR YOU.

Celebrities spilling about how bullied they were as teenagers is about as convincing as their "I eat burritos! I'm normal!" talk. Neither tacics convincingly humanize them and it just makes them seem like liars.
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NefariousNewt
07/09/09

@eri401: They are not trying to humanize themselves... they just want to suck in a new group to their fan base: The If-She-Can-Do-It-So-Can-I crowd.
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DangerMouse
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Hayden, I refuse to believe that. I have seen you order cool friends and a band to a pool party when you had a broken leg. Clearly, you are popular (and that commercial was real).
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SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Wait, the lady is proud that Bruno is from Austria? Nobody told her hes not a real person?
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Ailatan
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Hayden Panettiere says she was bullied in high school: "I was tortured, emotionally tortured by these girls. Every time I came back from filming, it would be me trying to find my way back into the clique. And they weren't having it."

This is the usual thing, when we did "mad libs" interviews we forgot this one!
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Samanthrax
07/09/09

@Ailatan: I would love it, if for once, some actress admitted to being one hot and popular bitch in high school.
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dangerslut
07/09/09

@Samanthrax is Sarcastic:
Hasn't Megan Fox done that, like, ALL summer?
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That-Dude
07/09/09

@Samanthrax:This akin to the supermodel who claims that: a. she wasn't pretty growing up; and b. her friends/ grandma entered her in a beauty / modeling contest.

It would be great to hear a model say: "You know, I looked in the mirror at 14 and said to myself, 'Damn, I'm pretty f'ing hot. Let's see where this takes us.'"

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Samanthrax
07/09/09

@dangerslut: If she did I missed it.
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Ailatan
07/09/09

@dangerslut: Every time MF opens her mouth my ears shut themselves in protest, if she did, good for her honesty, I guess.
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Ailatan
07/09/09

@That-Dude: Exactly!
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foodandshoes
07/11/09

@That-Dude: But what makes a lot of models good looking makes for a kind-of fugly kid; Tall, gawky, skinny as all get out. I can understand what a lot of them are saying. As for the actor types-How many drama nerds, band geeks, and choir dorks do you know who are in the popular circles in HS?
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Dodgergirl
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
Fifteen dogs will be selected to appear in the national tour of the 101 Dalmatians Musical.

I'm sort of surprised by this. I heard the fish they used for the Little Mermaid musical were all bitches.
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Pamela Strangeways
07/09/09

In reply to Morgan To Marry Step-Granddaughter; Jim Carrey To Be A Grandpa
If George Glass is invited, then Jan will definitely show up on Oprah..
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