J.Lo Should Have Googled Dictator Before Singing at His Birthday Show

Jennifer Lopez — or at least her PR team — is super sorry that she "graciously obliged" to perform a private concert for the catchily-named President of Turkmenistan Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, an oppressive, torture-endorsing, Human Rights Watch-provoking, war mongering dictator and Jennifer Lopez fan. A Team Lopez rep… » 7/01/13 9:00am 7/01/13 9:00am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old…

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the…

While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to collect her Best Actress Oscar. We can perhaps attribute this to her previous confession that she was planning to get » 2/25/13 9:00am 2/25/13 9:00am

Jim Carrey’s Rubber Face Has Finally Returned in The Incredible Burt…

Ever since Jim Carrey spoke out of his asshole in the Ace Ventura films, the world has (rightly) put its faith in his comedic stylings. Lately, it seems that movie audiences have grown tired of Carrey's elastic face, which is a shame because it's a national treasure. For Canada. The first trailer for The Incredible… » 12/22/12 3:30pm 12/22/12 3:30pm

Vanity Fair's Comedy Issue Covers Have Equal Numbers of Men and Women

The January edition of Vanity Fair is the "first ever comedy issue," guest-edited by Judd Apatow. There are three different covers, featuring groups of comedians. Unlike the April 2009 issue of VF — "Comedy's New Legends" — there are actual women on these covers. In fact, the editors chose six men and six women to shoot. » 12/04/12 11:00am 12/04/12 11:00am

Adele's Newborn Baby Welcomed to World by Hateful Twitter Trolls

Holy shit. Remember that time you had faith in people? Well, it was unmerited and undeserved, because—like a modern day version of the Rumplestiltskin tale—just hours after Adele popped out her kid, Twitter trolls went after her and the baby for literally no reason. Not that there would ever be a good reason, but you… » 10/22/12 9:00am 10/22/12 9:00am

Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware… » 10/10/12 9:00am 10/10/12 9:00am

Cool Giovanni Ribisi And Cool Agyness Deyn Elope Coolly

Giovanni Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi's moustache and model Agyness Deyn have apparently been dating on the sly for months and quietly married in Los Angeles this weekend. As recently as March, Deyn told press "I'm all alone. There has been no man in my life for several months now and although it would be nice to have a… » 6/22/12 9:00am 6/22/12 9:00am

Jim Carrey Responds to Allegations that He's a Callous Baby-Abandoner

As you might remember from this morning, Jenny McCarthy is claiming that ex-boyfriend Jim Carrey has abandoned her 10-year-old autistic son Evan after their break-up. "I tell [Evan] that, someday, [he and Carrey will] cross paths, meet again...but it's hard," McCarthy said. "He's been in therapy. It's a process, he's… » 6/06/12 8:30pm 6/06/12 8:30pm

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he… » 6/06/12 9:00am 6/06/12 9:00am

A Very Special 'Drunk History' Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling

Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. Your boyfriend joins Jim Carrey as Santa, and Eva Mendes — wait a second: they're starring in online parody videos together now? — as his… » 12/20/11 4:10pm 12/20/11 4:10pm

Jim Carrey Was Totally Kidding About Being A Big Creep, You Guys

Jim Carrey invoked the oft-abused "I can say whatever I want as long as I follow it with a 'just kidding' within 24 hours" clause in explaining his creepy video love letter to Emma Stone, admitting today that he was just joshing. Sort of.

Tweeted the Pet Detective-cum-serial beloved children's book-ruiner, » 8/26/11 8:00pm 8/26/11 8:00pm

Inspired By Jim Carrey, Kathy Griffin Makes A Video For Justin Bieber

After being asked by one of her Twitter followers to come up with a response to Jim Carrey's creeptastic video love letter to Emma Stone, Kathy Griffin delivered this. Using a lot of the same verbiage that Carrey did, she praises Justin Bieber: "I want you to know that you are all the way beautiful, even with those… » 8/26/11 1:40pm 8/26/11 1:40pm

Jim Carrey Gets Seriously Creepy On Emma Stone

Jim Carrey has the hots for Emma Stone and he doesn't care who knows it. He uploaded an ever-so-slightly strange video to his website on Wednesday, wherein he said the following: "Emma, I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you,"… » 8/25/11 9:00am 8/25/11 9:00am