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There was only one time I wanted to cry after yoga. It wasn’t because I hurt myself, it was because I couldn’t do a headstand. I was at a yoga studio here in Los Angeles (it shall remain nameless), and we all were sent to the wall to do headstands. I went even though I can’t do them but, hey, maybe today? So there I…

Behold, the agile, beautiful wombat.

In today’s Tweet Beat, I’m going to show you some Samoyeds. That’s it.

Today Mississippi’s House of Representatives passed a law legalizing discrimination against the LGBT community. That puts the Magnolia State in such shameful company as North Carolina and West Virginia in codifying discrimination in the 21st century; Georgia recently backed off its own discriminatory law after…

YAAAAAAAAS queens! It’s Friday, and all of us look great. What’s the goss, bebs? Let’s dish.

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What’s in the size of an umbrella, if not the circumference of its shelter?

Today, a cow attempted to run with the wind in Jamaica, Queens. The animal galloped around the campus of CUNY’s York College with no restraints, and no cares.

The human body is disgusting as hell. But it’s important to talk openly about the smelly, sticky things it’s capable of, because no one should ever be too ashamed to discuss what’s wrong with them, and keeping the nasty details taboo can lead to people not even realizing that a horrible symptom might have a fairly…

Some sons are bad. Mike Huckabees large adult sons, for example, are bad. Look at those clowns. Also bad: Adam LaRoche’s garbage son. Teens don’t belong in the locker room, son! I’ll tell you who has a good son, though. NBA legend Magic Johnson has a good son.

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Being a beautiful and high-profile woman sounds great, if you can get past all the objectification and the often criminal invasions of your privacy. Also, sometimes, even when you definitely didn’t ask them to, nice men who you’re pretty sure you’ve never met make robots modeled after you.

Kate Moss, a model famous for being compared to Russell Westbrook and for eating some drugs that one time, has been with Storm Models since she was just 14 years old. But after 28 years with Storm (a clean two-thirds of her life), she is leaving the agency. Moss’ little sister Lottie is still under contract with…

President Obama went to Cuba last month, and as the normalization process continues between Cuba and the U.S., you’re gonna see a lot more American shit over there (there has already been plenty of hand-wringing over Cuba becoming a resort dystopia… OH NOES A W HOTEL SHIELD YOUR EYES!), and you’re gonna see more Cuban…

Khloé Kardashian sure went there with this Lena Dunham meme! On Instagram! She may have done so elsewhere, too—I’ve been staring at “Read my damn Gina on my app (link in bio)” for the past seven minutes, and while I don’t know what it means, it can’t be good for Ol’ Lena—but she definitely did here, which is to say…

As of this week I am 32. It feels old. It is not old, but things like full-day hangovers and friends having babies make it feel old. My hair has a little patch that’s starting to thin, and my forehead is creased, and my eyes have little lines at the corners when I smile. It is all downhill from here unless I fight…

My washing machine broke about a week ago. I am not mad at it: The poor fucker is older, quite a bit older, than this website, and for the past several years has been running pretty much nonstop to accommodate the fact that my two sons basically are very adorable piglets that talk and have occasionally unsteady…