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Behold, the agile, beautiful wombat.

In today’s Tweet Beat, I’m going to show you some Samoyeds. That’s it.

I know, rude. But I only ask because of this Indiegogo campaign, which popped up on the internet on March 24 and promises to, well see for yourself:

These are dark days for the sport of golf. Both the number of people playing the game and sales of golf-related merchandise are in freefall, while courses everywhere, even in golf-loving and retiree-packed Florida, are closing at record rates. Tiger Woods, the face of EA’s golf video game for 15 years, has fallen from…

Hello! I’m the editor of Deadspin, Jezebel’s sports-oriented sister site. Our staff, which enjoys baseball, dogs, and baseball dogs, will be controlling the means of production here today while Jezebel writers do same over at Deadspin by way of proving the strength and superiority of our blogging skills. This should…