It's one day before Christmas and all through the halls, something special is jingling...surprise, it's your balls! (Yes, that is the actual model in the photos.)

University Rowing Team Gets Naked to Fight Homophobia

Mark Shrayber

11/11/14 10:25pm

The University of Warwick's rowing team has a history of taking off their clothes for a classy nude calendar that raises money for charity. This year, they got naked to fight discrimination and I can't think of a better reason to take your clothes off than that.

Fifty Shades of Dick: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film

Mark Shrayber

11/05/14 4:50pm

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The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise.

Drone Porn Is Like the Where's Waldo of On-Camera Fucking

Mark Shrayber

11/04/14 9:45pm

Beautiful landscapes, stunning vistas and wait, what's that? Is it a couple despoiling nature with fervent but off-rhythm coitus? Is that a pasty white butt? Is that a boob? Welcome to drone porn. We hope you enjoy your stay.

Farrah Abraham Dresses as Frozen's Elsa to Promote Her Plastic Vagina

Mark Shrayber

10/30/14 7:00pm

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Because nothing says "sexually gratifying love product" like dressing as a princess whose sole power is turning everything frigid. Or maybe she was making a statement? Based on these pictures, probably not.

The Haunted Vagina Is the Scariest Book of The Halloween Season

Mark Shrayber

10/29/14 10:00pm

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Let this be a warning: What you're about to read is more frightening than any malevolent spirit you may meet on Halloween night. Ghosts and vampires may be slightly scary, but there is nothing more terrifying than a vagina full of dead people. Yes, friends it's a veritable cervix full of corpses in here. (No, really.…