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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    I approve of the choice in picture for this article. Also I would like to add this (for anyone who's read the book):

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    "But, half-assed! cry the critics"

    I thought this was what people usually say about Hanukkah in general? It's basically an apocryphal holiday, and not even a particularly fun one unless you're merging it with Christmas, in which case all bets are off anyway.
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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    12/11/09

    @pesematology: Who says it's an apocryphal holiday? I think that's the wrong word usage. The Talmud is totally on board with the holiday. But what people complain about is the influence of Christmas that has resulted in heavy present-giving on the holiday.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/11/09

    @deeemer: Well it happened in post-Biblical times.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    I'm so sick of people representing my community making an issue out of something that isn't even a high holiday. The only reason Chanukah gets so much attention is because it's time coincides with Christmas.

    Everyone knows Purim is the most fun holiday anyhow, lemme hear your clackers peeps! Can a brother get a Hamen up in this mug?
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/11/09

    @logruszed: People really under-Esther-mate Purim, in my opinion... ;-)
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    12/11/09

    @logruszed: Hell to the yeah. On Purim it's a mitzvah to get drunk. Beats Chanukah every time, even though I love the fried foods!
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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    12/11/09

    @LaComtesse: I love you.
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    12/11/09

    @logruszed: Purim is the funnest one, hands down, but Passover and Succot always have my heart, somehow.
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    Image of Thus Spake KATE! Thus Spake KATE!
    12/11/09

    @LaComtesse: thats probably one of the most absurd puns ive ever read/heard, but...i cant stop laughing...
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    Image of pileofmonkeys pileofmonkeys
    12/11/09

    @logruszed: I love Purim and all its hamentaschen goodness. I still have a few clackers (why can I not remember what they're called? I just referenced them earlier this week) from 20+ years ago.
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    12/11/09

    @pileofmonkeys: ra'ashan. :)
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Did the Social Secretary invite herself?
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    Image of Sharona Sharona
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Speaking of the White House,

    Our baby son's hair is getting quite long and, although I want to cut it, my husband likes it the way it is.

    My mother-in-law asked for his hair to be cut and when my husband refused, said, "Why don't you just send him to a jungle where he can grow his hair out, and not bathe or brush his teeth."

    "Which jungle, ma?"

    "Somewhere in Africa," she responds.

    "Or the White House," my Father-in-Law chimes in.

    ---

    ARE YOU Fing KIDDING ME?!?!?!

    #groupthink
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/11/09

    @Sharona: Say whaaaat? Although I wish I were slightly more surprised than I am.

    #groupthink
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/11/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: was that a regretsy reference and if so will you marry me?

    #groupthink
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    12/11/09

    @Alohamaid: Yes. Yes it was. And of course I will!
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    Image of Sharona Sharona
    12/11/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yes, well in addition to surprised, I'm embarrassed, ashamed, disappointed, and sad.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/11/09

    @Sharona: I'd be all those things too, don't worry. My step-dad is pretty much just as bad. I thought the election was going to give me a heart attack if I had to keep leaving the room every time the news came on. I just wish I were surprised by the ugliness anymore.
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    Image of thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe. thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Did they invite the Black Eyed Peas to perform?

    "Fill up my cup (Drank!)
    Mazel tov (La chaim!)"
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    None of them Muslims can get Hanukkah right.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Just imagine how embarrassed they'll all be when someone tells them that Hanukkah is by far not the most important holiday on the Jewish calendar.
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    12/11/09

    @andBegorrah: That's what I was thinking. Like wow, that's an awful lot of effort for a minor holiday... I only remembered to light candles this afternoon. Did it become a big deal in the US because it coincides roughly with Christmas, or what?

    Edit to add: I'm actually more irritated by the fact that American Christians make a massive deal out of Chanukah for that reason. It's like, way to barely even attempt anything other than a cursory 'it's like Jewish Christmas'.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    @rah29: Exactly. I'll be impressed when I see Joe Biden in a Purim costume. (And not just because of the slash fic I've already written involving that scenario.)
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/11/09

    @andBegorrah: I've always though Biden would make a lovely Queen Esther.
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    12/11/09

    @andBegorrah: That. Was the most Disturbing. Thing. Imaginable.

    But also kind of amazing.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    @rah29: Oh my god, that's what one of my characters says!!
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    I can't believe no one has had Rabbi Shmuley of Shalom in the Home weigh in on the matter.
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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    12/11/09

    @funnyface: He totally has. Just everyone is ignoring him. As usual.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Levi Shemtov, ladies and gentleman! Straight from the Borcht Belt and into our hearts.

    Goodname by the way.
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    Image of Caeristhiona Caeristhiona
    12/13/09

    @TransFat: Ani ohevet otach. Meod. :D
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/14/09

    @Caeristhiona: Toda! Gam ani :)

    I would toss out more hebrew but I've forgotten all sense of grammar haha. My Israeli friends pat me on the head.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Hanukkah? I believe that's an old, old wooden ship. From the Civil War era.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/11/09

    @morninggloria: I don't think anyone really knows what it means. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
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    Image of ucelluccia ucelluccia
    12/11/09

    @morninggloria: Um, not trying to be a bitch, but, actually? It literally translates to a whale's vagina.
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    Image of deeemer deeemer
    12/11/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: What? Chanukah means "dedication".
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    And Teh Crazy miraculously lasted eight nights...
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    Image of slightlyhardup slightlyhardup
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    All I want now are latkes. Lots and lots of latkes. I don't care if I have them at the White House or at my Bubbe's apartment, I just want my latkes!
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    12/11/09

    @slightlyhardup: Me too!
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    Image of girlwonder girlwonder
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Imma let you finish screaming, cartoon latke. But then I'm going to put some cartoon sour cream on you and eat you up.
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    Image of FactCat FactCat
    12/11/09

    @girlwonder: I could have sworn it was a matzo ball.
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    Image of slightlyhardup slightlyhardup
    12/11/09

    @FactCat: I thought it was a sofganiyot.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/11/09

    @slightlyhardup: @FactCat: It's the latke who couldn't stop screaming from the book of the same name by Lemony Snicket. :)
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    12/11/09

    In reply to Don't Be Tardy To The Strangely-Controversial Obama Party
    Baruch Oybama.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    12/11/09

    @wordinedgewise: Hey-oh!!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/11/09

    @wordinedgewise: Barack itself is actually from the Hebrew Bible. He was a general under the Judge, Deborah.
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