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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
01/04/09

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Don't stop blogging, dude. Just stop saying dumb shit. Boom...instant good karma, Petey.
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zu_zu
01/04/09

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Oh doucebag, heal thyself.
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brendastarlet is on it
01/04/09

@zu_zu: point of clarification: shouldn't it be "douche-bag?"

also, I can't ever look at Pete Wentz without knowing he is actually Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III from Wilmette. He ought to be riding the El in a Land's End parka.
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
01/04/09

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In response to THAT Dr. Who casting decision - are there baby changing facilities in the Tardis?!
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SomeAuthorGirl
01/04/09

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I am ignoring all douchebaggery this morning.

The new choice of Doctor surprises me, I totally didn't see that coming. I'm going to give this young fellow the benefit of the doubt. That said, this will be the first time that I personally am older than the Doctor. Fuck you very much for that, BBC.

/skulks back to her Whovian closet.
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
01/04/09

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I'm a bit meh on the Kate Hudson thing. I think its because I grew up in England and the cheap package holiday to Spain was a normality for kids around me (middle and working class) which included flying. I guess I'll never understand how the whole plane/roadtrip differential works because I don't live in the US.

As for Matt Smith for the Doctor. Meh. I get inexplicable bad vibes there. As I said in a reply to someone, I think its both Tennant and Davis (the main writer) leaving at the same time that's breaking me up. Plus, Moffat drives me insane in a bad way.
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brendastarlet is on it
01/04/09

@Green Goth Brit Chick - Also Available in Teal: I need to want to have supergalactic relations with Dr. Who, and I'm just not feeling it with the new guy.
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littlebunnyfoofoo
01/04/09

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Wow on the Courtney Cox hate. That interview was the same one that Jezebel has quoted before - it's from a Marie Claire months ago.

She's still less of a douchebag than Pete Wentz.

And Kate Hudson. Who, did you know?, grew up being flown around in private mother fucking planes. Kurt Russell collects airplanes the way Wentz collects hair products.
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margareita metermaid
01/04/09

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I don't wonder that 2008 was Ashlee Simpson's best year...if your famous, millionaire husbands biggest worry and most important cause is fretting about some people somewhere thinking he's a douchebag, things are good.

Ditto for Courtney and being "old", Kate H. and memories of flying coach. Celebrities: More inane than ever!
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♥ dosido☮
01/04/09

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Pete? If the douche fits...
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tscheese
01/04/09

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Y'know, I'm noticing a theme here:

Courteney Cox jumps on the whole, "oh, I'm so ollllld, I'm not pretty enough, wail!" thing. Is it because she's actually insecure, or is it because she knows she's famous and fit and attractive and healthy and rich and she'd rather make herself more approachable? Because, har har, aren't women SUPPOSED to worry about getting older and not looking attractive? It's just a given that you'll fret over every single wrinkle and grey hair if you have two X chromosomes? Ugh. Tonedeaf much?

Kate Hudson: "BAWWWWWWW, I had to fly coach! When my fabulously wealthy folks took me and my siblings all over the country! On airplanes! Waiillll! Gnash!" Is this another tonedeaf attempt at "celebrities! Just like us!"
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pinkparasol
01/04/09

@tscheese:
I think part of Courtney Cox's problem is that she married a younger man who never seemed to grow up.

Like my Mom used to say, "you're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
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bananaprincess
01/04/09

@pinkparasol:

Chinese say that the older woman/younger man combo makes both of them feel older.
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Raspberry Swirly
01/04/09

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Is he still whining about the douche thing? Jeez, Pete, let it go. It's making you sound like twice the douchebag than you did before.
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haguenite
01/04/09

@Raspberry Swirl: Dance Party Coordinator: I think he might not be all there, you know, brain-wise. It just seems so pointless. Kinda like scratching at the window.

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Raspberry Swirly
01/04/09

@haguenite: He DOES have that vague, not-all-there look about him...I mean, you can look at him and hear his brain going, "Flat iron flat iron bangs bangs bangs."
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Kivrin
01/04/09

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That Stallone movie sounds ridiculous(ly awesome).

(BTW, sorry if this posts twice -- Jez acting crizazy.)
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ellaesther
01/04/09

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I actually just read the Pete Wentz interview in Details and in all honesty, he just seems like a nice guy. A nice guy who said about his wife "I realized I'd found my soul mate, and it made me want to be a better person," and "I've had a thing for that girl for a really, really long time," and, about his baby: "Now, with the baby, I want to be the best dad I can be."

And yes, I think he's talented too. And funny and cute! So, I cannot board the douchebag bandwagon.

In an aside: Am I the only one who prefers men's magazines to women's?
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Dayman-Fan
01/04/09

@ellaesther: I, too prefer Men's mags to women's.

I know he can't be a total d-bag--he and his band members are very socially aware (I love their video for "I'm Like A Layer...").

But going on Howard Stern's radio show, talking about former sexual experiences with ex's (whom I'm sure would rather not have that information put out for others to know) puts him in douchebag territory.
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ellaesther
01/04/09

@Dayman-Fan: Oh dear. I suppose you're right! Maybe he's a 12-step program, though? Maybe he's in recovery and would never do that now? One can always hope.
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skatez
01/04/09

@ellaesther: i also prefer men's magazines to womens'! cosmo just tells me how to please my man in 99 repetitive ways, whereas maxim is clearly written for a 3 minute attention span, and teaches you things like how to roll a joint or win a bar fight! men's mags ftw!
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Diziet_Sma
01/04/09

@ellaesther: I'd take American Esquire over any ladymag. Love it, actually.
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ellaesther
01/04/09

@skatez: I actually even prefer the fashion advice! The latest Details has a whole feature about "stealth style" and I loved it. As I've written here before, I realized a few years ago that my style is best described as Butch Dandy. The only time I've ever worn nail polish for fun (as opposed to dressed-up requirement) was when David Beckham did...!

But I do wear makeup. So until they give Pete Wentz a column on that, I'll have to keep checking in with the girls, too!
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kikichanelconspiracy
01/04/09

@skatez: Maxim also taught me how to get out of a car if I accidentally drive into a lake/river/other body of water. I put that information way the fuck above 'How to Give Your Man the Perfect Blowjob', because nobody's ever died from a bad blowjob, Cosmo.
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SharonTaint
01/04/09

@ellaesther: anyone with an exit-wound hairdo is a preeminent douchebag, I don't care if he cures cancer.
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Diziet_Sma
01/04/09

@kikichanelconspiracy: Ha ha ha! An excellent point!

(And how do you get out of the car?)
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kikichanelconspiracy
01/04/09

@Diziet_Sma: This is critical - don't panic. If the car isn't completely submerged, unbuckle your seat belt, roll down your window and get out of the car. If you have electric window, break the window. If you're underwater, it's a little bit scarier. Again, unbuckle the seat belt and don't panic. You have to wait for the car to totally fill with water because otherwise you won't be able to get the door open (you win this time, Laws of Physics!). Once it's full, open the door and swim to the surface. News you can use, for sure.
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mynamesreallycommon
01/04/09

@ellaesther: Not sure if this is going to post but it's Pete's guide to guyliner

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mynamesreallycommon
01/04/09

@JTalk: ugh it didn't

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ellaesther
01/04/09

@JTalk: I heard he'd done that but I never saw it! See, now I just like him more.

But, really, I'm foundation-blush-mascara, etc, girl, so either he'll have to get a lot more into the whole scene, or I'll just have to keep reading my sister's lady mags.
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Diziet_Sma
01/04/09

@kikichanelconspiracy: Thank you! Seriously, it is one of those situations that always freaks me out when I see it in a film. You may have just saved my life!
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
01/04/09

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Thanks, Goldie, for leaving your children unattended back in coach. Where the rest of us suffered enough without that added distraction.
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
01/04/09

@Gretchen: That's precisely what I was thinking. All of the folks in coach must have been delighted to babysit your 4 kids.
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BlondeGoddess
01/04/09

@Gretchen: My first thought: what parents leave their kids unattended and running wild in coach?

Sometimes I wish there were 'kids' and 'no kids' sections on planes. Many a flight has been ruined by a pesky 8 year old kicking at my seat for 9 hours.
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Dauphine
01/04/09

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Matt Smith was one of the good things about the Sally Lockhart adaptations that the Beeb did. Hilariously enough, Billie Piper was the titular character in said miniseries.

But no regeneration can ever top the trauma of Fivey becoming Six.
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Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
01/04/09

@Dauphine: Nope. Davidson into Baker, C.? WAAAAH! I want my NICE Doctor back!

Can you tell I hate Baker (Colin)? Tom, however... I adore.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
01/04/09

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shove it Hudson. i didn't fly anywhere until I was 23. i bet she never stayed in a days inn, either.
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tscheese
01/04/09

@pantsless economist: But it's so haaaard to be famous! She was raised on the rough hardscrabble reality of flight attendants bringing you cold drinks and having a little tray table! And looking out the window and seeing clouds and mountains and rivers and forests and fields beneath her whizzing by at hundreds of miles per hour! That's SUCH A HARD LIFE.
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haguenite
01/04/09

@tscheese:

Yank the whiskers from her chin

Jab her with a safety pin

Make her drink a mickey finn

I love you, Kate Hudson...
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
01/04/09

@tscheese: maybe i'm being a little unfair. maybe she got banged in the elbow by the drink cart or something.
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million.dollar.mouth.
01/04/09

@pantsless economist: No, but the poor girl probably had to SHARE a suite at The Plaza with her siblings. :(
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