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    Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains

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    Image of Apollonia Apollonia
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    Looks more like Ian McKellen to me.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    Why is it always Jesus? Why isn't it ever just some dude?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/09/09

    @rodmanstreet: I'm going to start looking for Al Roker in all the textiles in my house.
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    Image of MadameU MadameU
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I see Charles Darwin in the corner of my laundry room! No, wait, that's dog hair. Never mind.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    How has my darling Tom not been brought up. Je vous presente: Chocolate Jesus!
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    Image of largirl largirl
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    Here it is, for those of you who don't see it. I still think she's batshit insane.
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    Image of Margaret Margaret
    10/09/09

    @largirl: Oh, thank you! I finally see it. I though it was just because I'm a heathen.
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    Image of mare1313 mare1313
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    OMG! I wet the bed last night and it looked just like Beyonce. No lie! And don't make fun of adult bed-wetting. it's a national epidemic.
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    Image of caffeinequeen caffeinequeen
    10/09/09

    @mare1313:

    Pee-yonce?
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    What these people don't seem to realize is that what they are "seeing" are images that resemble artistic renderings made by people who lived 1500 years after he died. Nobody fucking knows what Jesus looked like.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    10/09/09

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/09/09

    @YourScreenplaySucks: I'm not surprised, I often thank God for your comments!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I had always thought different, but appearing in taco pies and the hoods of dusty pickup trucks has made me realize something. If these people ARE correct, that Christ fellow is one ugly mofo.
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I see a triceratops in the marbled tile of my bathroom floor. So you better start believing in dinosaurs.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    10/09/09

    @toastandlove: I see witches in the cracks of the plaster. They're there and I will not suffer them to live.
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    Image of fakezen fakezen
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I see Thor in the rug by my back door. You better stop thinking it's crazy and believe in Norse mythology.
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    meritxell promoted this comment Edited by fakezen at 10/09/09 10:49 AM fakezen was starred fakezen was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/09/09

    @fakezen: I saw Bastet in the hair clog I pulled from my bathtub drain. You lolcats must turn away from Basement Cat and towards the light of Ceiling Cat.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I work at a newspaper. Some yahoo once brought me a 20-year-old black-and-white photo depicting what he swore was Jesus rising into the clouds. I saw a cloud formation that looked like the hem of a robe but no face, no body, no arms. He wanted me to run the photo and I said there was no way to verify that 1. he didn't photoshop it, 2. that it was actually Jesus and not, say, some lesser saint. He gave me a hard look and asked if I was a Christian. I asked why that mattered and he stomped out, cursing me as a heathen (I suspect it also might have been because I'm not white).

    Yeah, I am a heathen because I don't see Jesus in my grilled cheese sandwich.
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    Image of onomatopizza onomatopizza
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I live near an overpass under the kennedy expressway in Chicago where a big stink was made a few years ago over a water stain that looks like Mary. There are still candles and flowers all over it, but damn if it doesn't really look like her. I still think these people are nuts but I get chills every time I ride my bike past it.
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    10/09/09

    @onomatopizza: Somone spray painted devil horns over her face and the graffiti patrol came by and painted over it so now someone has pasted a little picture of Mary over it as some sort of bizarre shrine to graffiti and faith in rain stains, I guess.
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    10/09/09

    @onomatopizza: Also, we apparently live by each other.
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    10/09/09

    @EdnasEdibles: howdy neighbor! how bout this rain? i should go check on mary's makeover
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    Why do people always think they see Jesus and not some other bearded man? Would they still get on the news if they thought they saw Chuck Norris, or Jerry Garcia, or Santa Claus, or Papa Smurf?
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/09/09

    @MalinaMango: OH MY GOD, Y'ALL! CHUCK NORRIS IS ON MY TOAST!!
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/09/09

    @MalinaMango: I'm going to start looking for Billy Mays in my grilled cheese.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/09/09

    In reply to Jesus Sighted In Kitchen Curtains
    I saw Jesus on the way to work this morning. It was very mystical. I was driving along and suddenly I approached a building on my right. As I got closer I noticed a strange "T" or cross I guess you could call it protruding from the roof of said building. Lo and behold on that "cross" was an image of our lord and savior himself, Jesus Christ. It was a miracle! HALLELUJAH!
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