• Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?

Take-aways from this 1,646-word-piece: 1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes. 2. Madge doesn't give him an allowance. 3. His name is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE. Loose." [NY Times]

[Rio, November 14. Image via INFDaily.]

[Rio, November 9. Image via INFDaily.]

• Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:

[Rio, October 30. Image via INFDaily.]

• The new single from a singer named Lola is actually a track by Jennifer Lopez.

• Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:

• More on this is Midweek Madness, but Star is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are "on." Here's the deal:

• Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:

[New York, September 15. Image via INF]

• Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?

• In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:

• Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:

Jesus Luz nabbed the next campaign for the Argentine label Ona Saez, which counts soccer legend Diego Maradona among its past spokesmodels. The apparent theme for the shoot? All about Jesus. It's the punniest thing you'll see all week!

[Portofino, August 17. Image via INF]

• Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?

[St. Petersberg, August 2. Image via WENN]

• Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler were forced to evacuate the Four Seasons in Los Angeles during a publicity tour for their film, The Ugly Truth, when a bomb threat was called into the hotel. [People]

• Lindsay Lohan channels Marilyn Monroe on the August cover of Spanish Vogue. [ONTD]
• Fornarina also decided to go another round with the actress — but in these fall ads, they Photoshopped the Lohan to look like Heather Graham. [Sun]