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Her Madgesty's Flight Of Fancy
"Move Back, She Only Has 4 Minutes To Save The World!"
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
Put The Lime In The Coconut, You Drink 'Em Both Up
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BabyJane
11/16/09

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Annabelle Lecter goes in search of her psychiatrist and a fine chianti. #madonna
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
11/16/09

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Who travels in a white suit, other than Colombian drug barons? #madonna
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goodcheapfun
11/16/09

@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: I would disagree, if not for the hat. Hmm.. #madonna
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Mary McCarthyite
11/16/09

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Madonna's got _____ in the bag. #madonna
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/16/09

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Madonna enters her Tom Wolfe phase. #madonna
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CurtCole
11/16/09

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Flights in White Satin.
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Kivrin
11/10/09

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"Please don't say you're sorry…" Just get out of her way! #madonna
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HughHeffrey
11/10/09

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It's a good thing time goes by so slowly. #madonna
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Highsmith
11/10/09

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tick tock tick tock. #madonna
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PoisonPixie
11/10/09

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So sad that Winehouse needs implants to acheive what she used to look like before the heavy drugs. #madonna
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lisas
11/10/09

@PoisonPixie: No doubt. Boob implants, butt implants? SAMMICH YOU FOOL. Oh Amy stop being so cruel to your body. And if you're taking unsolicited advice, get out of music and into teaching or something. #madonna
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Red-headed bookworm
11/11/09

@PoisonPixie: Same thought. Poor Amy, she had the look she seems to be trying to achieve before she started the drugs. Even when "Back to Black" first came out she looked great, healthy skin and teeth, still had a great figure even though she was thinner than she used to be. I wish she could off the drugs. She's a very talented singer and it's just going away because of them. #madonna
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SidheDragon
11/10/09

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Pishaw - Stephen Fry loves London. I seriously doubt he'd leave to live here. Though if he did I'd be thrilled. He alone would raise our national average IQ several points. Would love to see him do an American QI, too.

I want to hug Ian McKellan long and hard. #madonna
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Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
11/10/09

@SidheDragon: If he did an American QI, who would be Alan? #madonna
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SidheDragon
11/11/09

@Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I have no idea who would be Alan's counterpart, but they'd have to have Lewis Black on a lot.

Jim Gaffigan maybe?

We don't have anyone as adorable and funny as Alan. That I can think of anyway. #madonna
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Scoithniamh
11/10/09

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I don't understand Oksana Grigorieva's statement- what road? Are we missing something here?

Also, when I read that thing from Joss Stone, I thought, ugh, that's pretty standard for a 17 year old girl. Then I realized she's 22. #madonna
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Maritsa
11/10/09

@Scoithniamh: The quote without context isn't clear, the article is about whether she's afraid he'll cheat. She isn't, even though he cheated on his last wife with her. So . . . good luck with that Oksana. #madonna
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Red-headed bookworm
11/10/09

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I really hate to comment on anyone's body, but Amy Winehouse used to have that pin-up look, before she started all the drugs...*sigh* She was pretty and healthy looking before the drugs took over. #madonna
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Crackers In Bed
11/10/09

@Red-headed bookworm: i was just coming here to say the exact same thing. before her addiction issues she had a voluptuous, classic pin-up figure. can one's figure really change that permanently due to drug use? i mean, obviously the weight loss is an issue, but can she not regain the muscle mass over time? (i realize this is dangerous topic territory.) #madonna
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BlondeGoddess
11/10/09

@Crackers In Bed: Didn't Dita von Teese recently say in an interview that she got implants because her boobs were ruined by drug abuse? Losing a lot of weight and then regaining some may cause droopage, right? #madonna
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Red-headed bookworm
11/11/09

@BlondeGoddess: Hmmm, I never heard that. I wonder what permanent effects appearance-wise do result from drugs. Amy Winehouse's skin and teeth has obviously changed since she started doing drugs other than pot. The teeth changes are permanent but I wonder if the skin would heal itself after being off drugs for a time. #madonna
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ihateyourescalade
11/10/09

In reply to Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
"Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents."

Well, of course not. As Madonna would know, Jesus' parents were Mary and God, so she'd have to go to Bethlehem (where I hear it's hard to get a room at the Inn), and then heaven. #madonna
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Ms Meghan
11/10/09

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Right, my straight edge boyfriend is obviously lying when he says he doesn't smoke pot.

And clearly I am lying when I say I don't smoke anything at all anymore because I was so over getting sick every month.

Right. I think I smell smoke because I am lying about smoking but also my pants are on fire. #madonna
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Blueberry26
11/10/09

@Ms Meghan: I hate it when people say, "Everyone who says they don't do drugs is lying." Unless they are referring to drugs that are not illegal, such as caffeine, alcohol, and prescriptions, which I doubt they are. I have never had any interest in smoking pot or snorting coke or anything like that. It's just not my thing. I don't know if I can explain why this makes me so angry, but it does.

My best friend and boyfriend used to smoke pot, but now they don't. Apparently when they did it all the time it was really relaxing, but now it makes them super paranoid and shit. And my boyfriend was tired of it because he felt it was keeping him from doing anything with himself. I'm not saying everyone is like this, and certainly you can be successful and smoke pot and do other drugs, but the assumption that because *some* people do *everyone* must, drives me up the wall. People are different, and to assume that everyone is just like you is so ego-centric. #madonna
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Sorcha
11/10/09

@Blueberry26: I have never smoked weed. I've never even tried it. I have never wanted to try it. The smell is horrendous and the people who smoke it smell awful as well. They say stupid things and they act foolish and make bad decisions as well.

So, you're definitely not alone when reading statements like that. It makes me angry too that people think weed it the best shit in the world and that its harmless.

One of my good friends stopped smoking it recently because she said it made her dumb as shit. She couldn't even form a sentence together some days.

Some people, when they abuse alcohol do beat the hell out of each other, fine, but sometimes when people are high they do things just as bad. Like driving and getting into accidents (for example).

Weed is a drug not a herb. If it was a herb you'd be putting it in your tea not in a little roll. #madonna
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Maritsa
11/10/09

@Ms Meghan: Yeah, people never believe me when I say I've never tried any drugs. I just never had any interest. I don't judge people who did or do, why do people care that I didn't? It's stupid. #madonna
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BlondeGoddess
11/10/09

@Sorcha: Actually you can make tea with it. A friend of mine made weed tea, to combat the side effects of chemo.

And not everyone who smokes pot is a stupid stoner - not everyone who drinks is an alcoholic. Please.
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Sorcha
11/10/09

@BlondeGoddess: the alcoholic remark was Stone's not mine.

Everyone I know who smokes is pretty much "a stupid stoner" and do make pretty stupid remarks like Joss Stone just did.

She's saying its just and herb and its harmless and because she does it that means everyone's doing it, so obviously she's right. I'm saying she's wrong.

Good for your friend for combating chemo with it instead of using it for recreational purposes. I know sometimes it benefits people who are blind as well, that's great, but to use just for the sake of getting high to say that its harmless when you do so and making it seem like the greatest thing one earth and claiming that everyone's doing is pretty stupid. I've seen what its done to my friends so I'm entitled to have negative opinion about it and pardon me if Its hard for me to see it as a tool for healing.
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Ms Meghan
11/11/09

@Maritsa: @Blueberry26:

don't get me wrong, i used to smoke cloves, and had a brief period where i smoked pot, but i don't anymore and why the fuck would i or anyone else lie about that? it boggles my mind a bit.

i definitely don't judge either, it would be nice to meet like-minded people (i.e. people who only drink) but either way, having heard enough smoker's shame for myself and others to last a lifetime, what people do on their own time isn't really my business. #madonna
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napalmnacey is an angry feminist
11/10/09

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If pot just made me sleepy and giggly, I'd be on it all the fuckin' time. It makes me God-damned crazy. #madonna
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Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
11/10/09

@napalmnacey is an angry feminist: I always get sleepy. and aroused. giggly, not so much.
My flatmate, on the other hand, gets crazy. He gets so hyperactive, and it's frustrating/hard to be around him. It's interesting too, because we both have anxiety, and take the same meds for that, and I have ADD (and take meds), whereas he hasn't been diagnosed or anything, but he has a lot of symptoms. It's interesting to observe the difference in reactions, anyway. #madonna
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