• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love story between a Serbian man and Bosnian woman. Angie, who wrote the screenplay, says it's not true that Bosnians are unhappy.

• Rihanna says it's "fucking annoying" that people keep asking her about Chris Brown.

• American Apparel has received yet another delisting warning from the New York Stock Exchange. The troubled company has been late filing its first two quarterly reports, and recently had its auditors quit. Its stock is currently trading at 0.71 [WWD]

[Rio de Janeiro, July 20. Image via INF.]

• In a deal with prosecutors, Charlie Sheen has agreed to plead guilty to a misdemeanor in his domestic assault case at a hearing next Monday. He'll be sentenced to 30 days in jail with no probation.

• TMZ claims that Chely Wright is the female country singer set to come out on the cover of People later this week:

• The inevitable Aniston perfume is, oddly, not titled Desperation and Loneliness but, instead, "Lola V" - which sounds like the name of a Hollywood baby. That she'll never have! [Life&Style]
• Celine Dion, meanwhile, presents yet another scent: "Pure Brilliance." [WWD]

• Teri Hatcher is launching a website for women called Get Hatched, a "chick's guide to life."

[New York, March 18. Image via Pacific Coast News]

Jesus Luz, the chiseled stud who's resided on Madonna's arm for the past year or so, is ostensibly living the good life. So why do I feel sorry for him?

• Will Paula Abdul host an "updated version" of Star Search?

• Ha! The headline on this story about Her Madgesty getting Hay-Sooz a record deal is: "Madonna Plays God For Jesus."

• Pornstar/Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James watched his apology live today at a press conference with lawyer Gloria Allred. James said she still wants, "An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn't hear none of that..."

[Rio, February 14. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

• Madonna is allegedly seeing three men right now:

• Whoa, whoa: Did Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in Sam Ronson's face on Wednesday night???

• In case you didn't know: Beyoncé's mom, Tina Knowles, is divorcing Matthew Knowles because a woman named Alexsandra Wright says he's the father of her soon-to-be-born daughter.

• A moment of silence: Madonna and Jesus Luz are broken up.

• Madonna is "said" to have consulted doctors about having another child; seems she wants Brazilian boy Jesus Luz to be the father.

• Halle Berry bathes in celestial light to advertise her new scent, Pure Orchid. The actress's first perfume sold $40 million last year. This one, says Berry, is "something different." "Celebrity fragrances," says a perfume company executive, "are not dead." [WWD]