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    11/19/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!"

    Also... Fantasia Barrino has fans??
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    "Why isn't anyone talking about the charity work and all of the charitable organizations that Carrie's involved in?"

    Why doesn't SHE start talking about her charitable work? Does she do any? Who the hell would know; all she's done is whine about being a victim. But she's got that down to a T.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Jesus, Kristen Stewart, I've defended you over and over again. Don't start with this women are from venus men are from mars anti-feminist ugly stereotyping.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Martha - you are slamming with the left handed compliments lately. And I'm not so sure it's a good thing.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised

    I read it "I'd rather eat Martha"
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    11/18/09

    @Ailatan: That is terrifying!
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    See, I thought "innate female qualities" were things like the ability to breastfeed. I didn't realize being fickle was on that list - thanks for clearing that up, Kristen.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Shut up Kristen Stewart. The only innate female quality I can think of is having two X chromosomes. Being fickle isn't a female quality. Also I think you meant feminine, because quality does not have a gender.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Well, I hope that Twilight hasn't completely sucked (pun intended) Chris Weitz's will to make movies; I loved About a Boy, In Good Company, and even American Pie. I hope he's got a few more good ones in him.
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Harry Pothead! #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    I'm not naming names, I'm just saying there are a lot of jobs out there that are way easier than sitting down all day writing stuff and surfing the internet.
    Maggita #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Sorry Sharon. Throwing another woman under the bus based on her looks...for a laugh?

    Blergh. #michaellohan
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Hi, Posh, this is Kettle. Did you just call me black?? #michaellohan
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    Image of FireflyinJuly FireflyinJuly
    11/13/09

    @Habibiti: Also, snarking on the youth of today? Not cool. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @FireflyinJuly: i'm sorry, but i'm a "youth of today" and am inclined to agree with her.

    airbrushed makeup in the caribou coffee while you're sporting business casual screams "i don't feel pretty enough without perfect makeup. and loads of it"

    yeah. saw 2 girls like that at 9 AM on tues. #michaellohan
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    11/13/09

    @lermanzo: Eh, I rock some pretty flashy makeup with my business casual most days. It's a way to be playful with my appearance without breaking the "work appropriate" code. And I feel plenty pretty enough, with makeup, without makeup, with yesterday's makeup smeared under my eyes... And I could do without people making assumptions about my self esteem while I'm in line for my coffee.
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    11/13/09

    @BeckyIva: there are millions of ways to be playful with your appearance without breaking work appropriate codes.

    good for you for deciding you need to get up two hours early for work so you can be playful.

    i'm not saying it's a bad thing to wear makeup, but there comes a point where it does look absurd and a little desperate. especially during the work day.

    "don't look at my work! look how pretty my eyeliner is!" #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @lermanzo: Oook well perhaps we can agree to be grateful that we live in a country where we are free to dress and groom ourselves as we please, then. I never said it was the *only* way to be playful with my appearance, it's just a way that I happen to enjoy; I never spend more than 15 minutes on it, although if I did spend two hours, that would still be my business. And if anyone at work is distracted by my appearance (which seems unlikely), well, I think that's more their problem than it is mine. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @BeckyIva: true. i didn't mean to imply anything about you, but these women were in full stage-level makeup. somehow, i just don't think that's appropriate in the office. i really don't. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Carlo's (Cake Boss's bakery) cakes ARE delicious. And their Italian pastries are to die for. I have the extra ten pounds from working at a restaurant that was supplied by them to prove it.
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    11/13/09

    @victoria.saxon: Yummm... my kingdom for an Italian pastry, see what you've done! #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    I have no problem at all with what Tony Hawk said. It's true. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    @LvV: Yeah, it'd be bitchy if he called out another sport(and by extension, its athletes) but he didn't. He just advocated for the recognition of the skill in what he does. #michaellohan
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
    Dear Carrie and Levi,
    You have done nothing that is memoir worthy. Please stop.

    Phantom Lady #michaellohan
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