Sparkly Cleavage and One Awkward Low-Rise Pant at the People Awards

America's most upscale tabloid People held its annual awards show last night, acknowledging the most influential people of its 2014 or whatever-whatever. People being People, its red carpet attracted quite the coterie of A-listers, wearing a range of ensembles from wonderful to disastrous, and a nice little preview as… » 12/19/14 4:10pm Friday 4:10pm

Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential

Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face. » 12/24/12 9:00am 12/24/12 9:00am

There is no better way to deal with…