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So, memo to everyone on earth: unless a woman is so pregnant that you think the baby might crawl out of her vagina at any second, don't fucking say anything about it. Some of us are just fat, and we'd rather not be reminded by strangers while out in public. #shannamoaklertwitter
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I have a friend who, due to her weight distribution (all in the tummy) and penchant for clothing too small for her, gets asked at minimum twice a week when the "little pumpkin" is due. One day, we were hanging out in a very divey bar and she had a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, playing erotic hidden pictures game, and an elderly gentleman came up to her, patted her tummy, and asked her when she was due. She held her drink and cigarette up in a WTF? gesture, but it didn't register. He wasn't there to judge, just curious. But hey old man, let's just assume that she's not the worst prospective mother ever and but the less horrific alternative of just a little fat, okay?? #shannamoaklertwitter
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Although I attended the same gym throughout my weight gain, which took over a year to complete, I still have had two people ask me, more than a year into my recovery, if I was expecting. One actually didn't ask if I was pregnant, but said, "What happened?" Given, it was a dude and he was a foreigner, but I still cried the whole way home.
It never fails to amaze me how undeveloped some people's sensitivity is. Unless I am in labor, don't fucking ask me about why I gained weight!
FYI: Fabulous response to this: "When are you due?" "About the time you learn some manners." "You look like you gained weight." "You look like you lost class." #shannamoaklertwitter
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You should bring a magic slate to your writing class.
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PaintedTrollop #shannamoaklertwitter
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Meanwhile, zillions of unemployed people aren't sleeping in a house, moon bounce or otherwise. #shannamoaklertwitter
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@TransFat: If this is how she plans to use her gun (with the magazine not even locked and loaded), then we all have nothing to fear. #shannamoaklertwitter
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Now, the trigger discipline on BOTH of them is just appalling. Remember the four rules, you morons! #shannamoaklertwitter
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(yes, it's pet peeve of mine)
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I have to say, they're pretty fun for a toy. They have nothing to do with the gameplay though. In the game (at least, in previous COD games) you can use night vision goggles within the game. These are not used in conjunction with the game, they are just one of those fun/silly peripheral items to get someone to shell out more money for a game and preorder.
It's all been pretty amusing for me so far today. #shannamoaklertwitter
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Just wait a few months. They'll be like the big Master Chief helmets that came with the special edition of Halo 3. After a few months, people who don't collect that stuff will get restless and bored with them and take them to GameStop or another store where you can trade in video games and paraphernalia. I don't think these will be taken back in the same quantities, but I'm sure they will be available on the cheap within a few months.
We shut off all the lights in our house last night and took turns playing with the goggles. They're actually really badass. #shannamoaklertwitter
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