• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to wed? Finally? Now that she is preggo with twins? OMG! [MSNBC]
  
• Did Britney get married when she went to Mexico last month? Maybe! Of course, her man, Adnan Ghalib, is already married. But! Wedding documents exist! Says a source. [Gatecrasher]
  
• Meanwhile, Britney seems to have made up with her mom; they went shopping yesterday. [People]
  
• The lyrics of a Spamalot song have been changed from referencing Britney Spears to name-dropping Posh Spice, because, says Eric Idle, "We don't laugh at sad people." [AP]
  
• Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin is pissed Beyoncé called Tina Turner "The Queen." Whoops. [People]

• Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday by doing shot after shot of tequila. Related: Sky is blue. [Page Six]
• The Insider's Pat O'Brien is in rehab again, but does he have a special security detail? [Page Six]
• Spotted: Leighton Meester, aka Blair Waldorf of Gossip Girl, hanging with pot smokers. [Page Six]
• Janet Jackson, 41, feels like she should have a baby: "I get so much pressure from people I don't even know, and I think: 'My God, am I missing my moment?'" [Page Six]
• But, says Janet, "I might be allergic to marriage." [People]
• Gary Coleman: Secretly married a redhead, lost his virginity. Um, yeah. [Page Six]
• Blind item! "Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and 'escape.'" [Gatecrasher]
• Paris Hilton's little brother Barron was busted for DUI and guess who wouldn't bail him out? Paris apparently told him he needed to learn a lesson. [TMZ]
• Barron is out now, because his friends called a bail bondsman. [TMZ]
• And it looks like Barron doesn't have a valid driver's license, uh-oh. That's why his bail went from $5,000 to $20,000. [E!]
• Plus, before his arrest, Barron was driving the wrong way on the Pacific Coast Highway and also in wild circles, according to a witness. [TMZ]
• American Idol alum Jessica Sierra: No longer pregnant. No other details. [TMZ]
• Jennifer Aniston spent her 39th birthday on the set of the flick she's shooting, but then had dinner and ice cream cake with the cast and crew. [People]
• Good Charlotte's Benji Madden and fiancée Sophie Monk: Dunzo. [People]
• Carla Bruni on her romance with French prez Nicolas Sarkozy: "They tell me that it all was too rapid... It was immediate. For us, it even seemed slow. Lovers, you know, have their own sense of time... I wished to marry him right away." [People]
• Actor Diego Luna is off the market! He married his girlfriend Camilla Sodi in Mexico City last week. Fortunately, he continues to be smoking hot. [ONTD]
• Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham was seen picking out a candy-covered Valentine's Day card that read "I can't (bear) to be without you" — there were gummy bears where "bear" was. [Mirror]
• Emma "Hermione Granger" Watson, 17, is dating Razorlight frontman and ex-junkie Johnny Borrell, 27. [ONTD]
• Tilda Swinton, 47, has a paramour named Sandro Kopp, 29. He met Swinton when he played a centaur in the Chronicles Of Narnia film. But Swinton also has a long-term partner, John Byrne, 67. Apparently they all live together with Swinton's ten-year-old twins, though no one dishes about the sleeping arrangements. [Daily Mail]
• Scarlett Johansson says she'll never go to paparazzi-plagued L.A. hotspot The Ivy: "I don't care how good the Cobb salad is. These tabloid magazines — I think they're hideous and the downfall of society." [MSNBC]
• Oh, and Scarlett's CD will be released on May 20. Tom Waits approved the covers she did of his songs, and David Bowie sings on a couple of tracks. [Reuters]
• Shakira donated a bejeweled bra for a charity auction, and a fan paid $3,000 for it. The money goes to Shaki's Bare Feet Foundation, which is constructing a school for impoverished kids in Colombia. [LA Times]
• Josh Kelley says being married to Katherine Heigl is "unbelievable." [People]

Sex Education Works, Study Shows [CBS News]
Syphilis infections on the rise in Europe [MSNBC]
Sex Education Requirements, State by State [Institute for Youth Development]
Earlier:
Teenage Sex Drive Trumps Abstinence Education

• American Idol finalist and sex-tape star Jessica Sierra, whom you may have last seen smoking naked in a bathtub, is pregnant. The father is a "rapper." Sierra remains in a Florida jail, though she is now in the infirmary on a "pregnancy diet." [TMZ]
  
• Hey, have you heard the rumor that the father of Jamie Lynn's baby is rapper and fellow Nickelodeon star Lil' Romeo? Yeah, we hadn't either, until now. But here it is! So... yeah. [The.Life Files]
  
• Meanwhile Casey Aldridge, the reported babydaddy, has been avoiding the spotlight and gone into hiding. "He doesn't want to say the wrong thing to the media," a pastor in his hometown said. "At the right time he will speak." Casey was class president and campus favorite at his high school and the principle says "He was just a super dude." Well okay then. [USA Today]
  
• Also, Casey is 18, not 19, so no statutory rape. Apparently. [CelebTV.com]

• And Casey wants to marry JLS, says the same pastor. (Though in OK! mag, JLS said she had no plans to get married.) [NY Post]
• Nickelodeon, the network on which JLS is a star, is considering airing a special about sex and love. Uh, how about condoms? [CNN]
• And, not that anyone asked, but Facts Of Life star Lisa Welchel has applauded JLS for keeping the baby. "I'm so proud of her for stepping up and being courageous and taking responsibility for her choices," she says. [ABC News]
• Britney Spears bought her sister a tank top bedazzled with the phrase "Hot Mama 2 B." Sigh. [MSNBC]
• Heather Mills' lawyers may sue her for £2 million in unpaid fees, ugh. [Telegraph]
• Sting and wife Trudie Styler have pictures of half-nekked ladies in their bedroom! Oh, they're Helmut Newton prints. Classy! [Daily Mail]
• Is there trouble in paradise for Kelly Ripa and hubby Mark Consuelos? Sources say she's pissed that he had "goo goo eyes" for co-star Nadine Velazquez on the set of his cable movie Husband For Hire. [MSNBC]
• Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon may have fought because she was a "cozying up" to illusionist Criss Angel while Rick was at a poker tournament. A friend says, "Their relationship is so volatile [that] I'm sure this won't be the last time she files [for divorce] but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out." [Page Six]
• Gwyneth Paltrow's 3-year-old daughter Apple Martin walked into a store in the West Village and started "speaking a mile a minute and telling the clerk that her dad was taking her to see the new Alvin And The Chipmunks," says a source. Dad Chris Martin was a few seconds behind her and ushered her out. [Page Six]
• Once, Moby was in Kiev and it was so hot that he called the front desk and asked for a fan; the concierge replied that he was sorry but there were no women in the lobby. Badumbum. [Page Six]
• The Spice Girls' Sunday show was less than full and some ticket agencies were selling seats at slashed prices. Is the girl powah gone? [Page Six]
• Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are heading back to work: Their shows will both resume production January 7, without the writing staffs. Should be interesting! [E!]
• The L.A. County Sheriff's department has investigated whether Mel Gibson and Paris Hilton received preferential treatment after their arrests. The verdict? Yes. Obvs. [ET]
• Leonardo DiCaprio says he got beat up by drug dealers when he was growing up. Yikes. [Mirror]
• Eva Mendes on learning that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant: "It's an epidemic, I hope I don't catch it!" [The Sun]
• Vanessa Redgrave is helping two suspected Al -Qaida operatives: She paid half of their bail and says, "Guantanamo Bay is a concentration camp. It is a disgrace that these men have been kept there all these years." Their lawyers argue that there is "not a shred of evidence" against them. [Telegraph]
• Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, wanted to boycott the Royal Family's Christmas celebrations because she is not being shown enough respect. She believes junior royals and members of the Queen's household look down on her. Eh, they probably do. [Daily Express]
• A toy and flower shop owner prayed for a miracle to save his struggling business and poof! Brad and Angelina showed up. Christmas miracle! [TMZ]